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You've caught a Hylian Pike (27 inches)!

― I heart lure fishing in nu Zelda game (nklshs), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin james = king of queens

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

her head looks too big

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

You forgot to mention that, also, he sucks.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Isn't that implicit in the "= king of queens" bit?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Um seriously though, the fact that they've named Rhames's character "Duncan" is probably a pretty good cue he's been cast as gay (cause you know it's so hilariously type-breaking that a well-muscled black man would be gay, that never happens in real life). Still, I'm going to have to give my break-out Oscar nod to Jamie Chung as "Asian Chick #3."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw someone on this board just the other day talking about anticipating receiving King of Queens DVDs!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

As newish sitcoms go, King of Queens is really not bad.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

And that person was.... NABISCO

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't have to buy it on DVD -- it's on like 8 times a day in NYC, as is any other sitcom, no matter how crappy, that has to do with this city. (Seriously, is The Nanny in syndication anywhere else on Earth?)

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL BLONDE'S HEAD IS HUEG

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The Nanny's theme song was pretty catchy, at least.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The Nanny still plays on sky in the uk I believe although it does appear to have dissapeared from in flight entertainment.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Fran Drescher >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kevin James

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no way

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

oh in every possible way

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Fran Drescher: was in "UHF"
Kevin James: was in "Hitch"

ADV: DRESCHER

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah you got me there

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://users3.ev1.net/~dukeofdeception/WWas/WWasFranDrescher.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

what the fuck is wrong with this country

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

See, I've always figured the only people who'd be able to sit through that show would be either (a) New Yorkers who feel some sort of kinship with the show's types (the whole thing seems to have the same perspective and reference points as, say, the inside pages of the New York Post) or else (b) people from far elsewhere who find it totally ridiculous and hilarious that hahahaha that must be how people from New York actually act (e.g. people who think "oy vey" is a comic catchphrase).

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Fran Drescher = has been unspreakably awful since approx 1992
Kevin James = less awful
MATCH: JAMES (and if you can seriously tell me you'd rather watch that aborted Drescher sitcom from a year or two back than King of Queens then I will tape-record your saying so and probably have grounds to have you committed)

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I personally would rather watch kittens being anally raped by orangutans than King of Queens.

haha "unspreakably"

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

you're forgetting something: leah rimini

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

the survival and popularity of "the nanny" really strains my cultural libertarianism

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Leah Remini went from being awesome to not-very-awesome-at-all almost within nanoseconds of being on "King of Queens".

Honestly I'd rather not watch either but it seems to me that "The Nanny" wholeheartedly embraces the ludicrousness and total unreality of its premise and characters in true 60s-golden-age-of-sitcoms style that lets me forgive a lot of its obvious flaws whereas "King of Queens" is grasping for an "Everybody Loves Raymond"-esque veneer of plausibility, firmly consigning it into the Bucket Of Eternal Suckdom.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, are you implying that Everybody Loves Raymond is plausible??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/kingfish.gif

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I am implying that" Everybody Loves Raymond" wants you to think it's plausible. It's like the difference between "Seinfeld" (patently ridiculous and totally knowing about it) and "Friends" (patently ridiculous but pretending it's totally logical and consistent).

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost okay that's me sidetracked

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

that girl has a big head??

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

wiat that means i have a big head dunnit

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

This is a sentence / rhetorical tactic I never thought I'd have to type / adopt in my life, but: you, sir, are woefully uninformed vis a vis the King of Queens, etc. (Okay no but seriously, I'm not sure I see any veneer of plausibility involved, and every one I've seen has been fairly ridiculous, including stuff like James faking a heart attack to avoid revealing he can't remember someone's name, or Patton Oswalt trying to get with other people's moms. It's so totally a Seinfeld-model show, all ludicrous coincidences. I mean, Lou Ferigno is their neighbor.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, fuck you for making me be all like "I think your understanding of The Kind of Queens is a bit unsophisticated, let me break it down for you..."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

You started it. Why don't you go blow Kevin James and get it over with, dude!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

this will probably get me banned from ILNFL, but I like the King of Queens.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I've been pretty clear that I'm looking to see Adam Sandler do that, at the end of this movie.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ive often wondered who watches sitcoms

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean they keep making them and all

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

king of queens is on approximately 15 times a day in chicago. it's ubiquity is probably what will drive me back to cable. i hate that fucking show but every now and again jerry stiller will be so over the top retarded that i can't help but laugh. THERE'S a dude i will mourn when he goes.

oh, and fran drescher was bobbi fleckman, that gives her a pass for the rest of the 20th century. she's on borrowed time now though.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

My excuse is that I see no reason to distinguish between "The King of Queens" and "Still Standing", ergo every argument I've advanced has had an example episode of "Still Standing" where "The King Of Queens" should be.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Just want to stop in to say that I would rather eat a pizza than have sex with fran drescher, for the record.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh now what the hell is "Still Standing"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, but WHAT pizza? Despite what they say, there is such a thing as bad pizza.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Just want to stop in to say that I would rather eat a pizza than have sex with fran drescher, for the record.
-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), Today 7:58 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later)

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Oh now what the hell is "Still Standing"
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), Today 7:59 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later)

same for me on both counts.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh now what the hell is "Still Standing"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320970/

(I think the technical term is "some bullshit")

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Drescher's 20th century pass is EXPIIIIIIRD.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Jami Gertz IS IN ... Some Bullshit

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

I think you Drescher-haters are completely missing the crucial fact that BODY IS SLAMMIN

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Drescher's 20th century pass is EXPIIIIIIRD.

yes, ergo the "she's on borrowed time now though" comment. i included it to indicate i can't fault her for "the nanny" no matter how fucking retarded i may have found it.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

dan otm we already went over this

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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No Me Gusta

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Shitcom

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"i don't hate sitcoms, i hate stupid fucking shows with bad writing and obvious gags."

does not compute

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

M*A*S*H = mostly mid-day weekends when sports are light, or else very late at night -- it's a schedule-gap plugger.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Shakey Mo Collier Must Be Stopped

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

alice v trent

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Do you think Hawkeye was a better surgeon while he was drinking? I'm thinking yes.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

M*A*S*H = mostly mid-day weekends when sports are light, or else very late at night -- it's a schedule-gap plugger.

yeah, i watched it sunday morning before meet the press. it was the one where henry blake got killed. :((((

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Herman's Head

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

one stupid sitcom i did like was alf but that was when i still smoked pot every day so...

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

smoking pot every day = watching sitcoms?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

smoking pot every day = enjoying stupid sitcoms.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I like my sitcoms to be quality, like "Two and a Half Men".

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

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