thread for fake Childish Gambino lines

After this I hit the highway
headin' west like I'm fuckin blowin kanye

that was a real line tho so it doesnt count

my dick's long like a joanna newsom song, she had to give me props
saw deerhunter on my ipod then she sucked my bradford cox

irl lol

i told her i'd forget her like tapes n tapes if she thinks those lames hurt me
then i pulled out my dick and said "this is happening" like my name was james murphy

saw deerhunter on my ipod then she sucked my bradford cox

did you have to google this?

When I'm all up in the itchy-woo #Sigur Ros
You be wishin' I'm your boyfriend #Best Coast

you think j0rdan needs google to know the name of the singer from deerhunter?

i... guess??

i dont think you are allowed to write for p4k regularly and not know who bradford cox is

j0rdan is pretty up on buzzbands is all i'm saying

it's his only real character flaw imo

deerhunter is a buzzband??

well they had to be at one point, right?

sandbox posting is the art of pretend ignorance

"deerhunter is a buzzband??"

- signed ilx's #1 chillwave stenographer

does that mean є(٥_ ٥)э is lamp? i still have no idea who almost anybody is

indeed

speak to different demographics... Slim Shady
whose line's it anyway... Wayne Brady

New England girls? Their donuts I'm dunkin'
Midwest girls? I'm smashin' their pumpkins
California girls? I got a little somethin'
I'm ginnin' their juice with Snoop and a blumkin

sandbox posting is the art of pretend ignorance

you not getting this is why i was surprised you knew who the lead singer of deerhunter was in the first place, i guess

not getting what

The industry created this monster, no HR Giger
My shorty need to loosen up, she need some Dickens Cider

She was hot like Pam Anderson, well hello sailor
Went and whipped out my tool time like I'm Tim Taylor

well hello sailor

not even childish gambino would say this

got that green album in my hash pipe, i'm a smoker not a weezer
no cuomo but i'm stalkin' all these asian ivy leaguers
i'm all over tumblr like lesbians who look like bieber
make you bi if you let me say hi to your beaver