itt liverpool not winning things; sandbox i love football

Balotelli fans won't want to miss his goal today

Inter-Udinese was fun. sendings off, saved penalties, one of the worst missed penalties I've ever seen, and Udinese win away. Fun.

Everybody loves a bad missed penalty, what happened?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0u4lTUl39I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyQrKPEiSM

brings out the best in commentators too

Ok as someone who works Saturday nights this is my first time watching motd as opposed to random youtube clips and...

Close-up HD Lawro is NAGLx10000000

As if I wasn't stinking ill already.

EWWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK WAS LAWRO DOING WITH HIS TONGUE THERE?

did Cahill sleep w/ dudes wife or summin?

jussi's beard is a+, not enough beards in football

thinking of a thread where we figure out a team of players everybody LOVES.

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Mario

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         ????      Modric
????                     Dempsey?
         ????       Mario

wat did insomnia do?

Add RVI plz

hes a bit too rapey to actually like him tho

u do realize he is about the only football player accused of rape who conclusively wasn't guilty

nah. which pl player isn't rapey?

xp

can't see anyone not liking rvi tbh

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       van Persie    Mario

there was an ilx favourites team on my imaginary xi's thread on controversial former internet forum ilx (rip)

            Friedel?
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         ????      Modric
????                      Dempsey
       van Persie    Mario

ilx favourites != beloved players

same thing

pretty sure it had both dempsey and friedel

sorry - went away for a bit. Pazzini slipped and launched it into the stands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzOSgd0WvX0

ok but kitson can go swing.

THUDD. No wait, i hate him

yes i think it was good players only

i hated dave kitson thank god he no longer exists

thudd
King
Given
Mata

that luiz yellow's a fuckin disgrace

so was the cahill sending off

On 18 July 2008, Kitson moved in a £5.5m move from Reading to Stoke City, breaking Stoke's record transfer fee.[7]

saw the cahill sending off.

Fuck'im, the covering centre half was thirty yards lateral, red card

It was Zat Knight tbf

A devastating veiled critique from Atwell

ref's gotta take that into account, yeah

thudd
King
Given
Mata

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wld only take mata tbrr

fuck a friedel tbh, he's shit. enter krul

also, no david silva = no cred tbh

Hernandez surely

he can be on the bench though

you'd only take mata for what, ahh?

Defensive midfield?

morrison slide in on hart should prob be red, no?

beaut wrongly disallowed for swp

were adebayor and defoe both playing high as a 2? could bolton have played 3-5-2?

yes, and not after 18 mins, respectively

ah didn't realise the sending off was that early.

not sure the result would have altered mind

Lennon is england lw material on current form, we're a joy to watch atm but aren't putting them away and we're struggling a little when teams pack the defence.

Not the worst probs to have tho tbh

Romanian club Poli Timisoara's owner Marian Iancu says his 10-year sentence for money-laundering and tax evasion is a "gross miscarriage"......Iancu's previous best sanction: 2010 – fined £3,000 for calling Universitatea Craiova's Victor Piturca "a homosexual satanist" on live TV. Piturca called Iancu a "fat Gypsy" who likes to "stay in bed and eat 50 pies and 25 sandwiches". Iancu: "My fine is unjust. It's a total lack of respect."

goodbye socrates, hellloooo hayley mcqueen