I really could have chose more sensitive wording there.
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link
God Bless the Onion (sandbox ed.):
Nation's 10-Year-Old Boys: If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police
― Sanpaku, Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
i'm just stunned at the sandusky legal-team's "media strategy."
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
sandusky waived a preliminary hr'g, and appears headed for a quick trial.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
Sandusky's lawyer: "I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY."
"On second thought, please don't."
― Tarfumes the Escape Goat, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
is he on suicide watch?
― league of women voters, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
― Tarfumes the Escape Goat, Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
this thing is seriously unbelievable
― v-shasty, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
"we're LAWYERS!"http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRC9e1pkWL2g7Vm9a-siRyCkh6ZPtfaRQflJlLbcSw4IazcM6QjQGRnsCu1
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
you really really cannot make this stuff up
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
nope
― v-shasty, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
Amendola: "This goes beyond the Penn State-Miami game in '86 [sic]. This is the game of his life." In his own remarks to the media, Sandusky vowed to fight for "four full quarters."
this is literally and in 1-800 REALITY a onion article
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
He pointed out that several victims have civil attorneys: "What greater motivation, folks, could there be than the financial motivation of saying, 'I'm a victim.'" If we were to keep with the 50-counts-of-child-sex-abuse-allegations-as-football-game metaphor, that would be a 15-yard penalty for taunting.
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
oh christ
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
how is this not a career-ender for someone like amendola
― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
i mean i'm sure it probably will be insofar as cases like this -- but i'm sure there will be enough desperate sex offenders looking for defense attorneys to keep his practice going
― v-shasty, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5rIjc.jpg
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
if Sandusky gets found guilty (and he will) then he can say he had incompetent advisors?
― Mr Jimmy Mod, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
does that work if you can afford basically any attorney and just decide to pick & stick with a total imbecile?
― v-shasty, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
i mean i guess he could theoretically file a civil suit?
In his own remarks to the media, Sandusky vowed to fight for "four full quarters."
Four full hindquarters, maybe.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
...
― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
Amendola: "This goes beyond the Penn State-Miami game in '86
leave my team out of this, you incompetent boob.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 14 December 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
i was reading somewhere yesterday about the possiblity of a guilty verdict leading to the "incompetent defense" argument from sandusky, but i guess if the evidence against a defendant is considered to be overwhelming by an appellate court, they'll deny that argument.
― son, Wednesday, 14 December 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link