Childish Gambino

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oh i didn't know he was on a tv show, i don't watch tv. not sure how to turn it on tbh. why do you want to lol at bad music instead of talking about good music?

kmt @ comedy obv. no one should try to be funny, ever

lex pretend, Saturday, 3 December 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

who's trollin whoooooooo...and who's bein trueeeeeeee

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

well not everyone can do it so well without trying like you (xpost)

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

lol

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

i'm being real! the last time i was in the house by myself and i wanted to turn the tv on, i ended up...having to watch x factor on a shitty internet stream :(

lex pretend, Saturday, 3 December 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

i'm being real! the last time i was in the house by myself and i wanted to turn the tv on, i ended up...having to watch x factor on a shitty internet stream :(

― lex pretend, Saturday, 3 December 2011 14:36 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

kinda lol, mostly sad

was even more sad when i first read it as x files

big popppa hoy, Saturday, 3 December 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

wait...is lex being straight-up about the comedy thing?

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dr. strongo, Saturday, 3 December 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

yeah a few months ago there was a whole revelation on some thread about lex being against the entire human pursuit of comedy

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

comedy is conceptually abhorrent to me

lex pretend, Saturday, 3 December 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

lmao

your voice of treason, Saturday, 3 December 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

lex is right. why are we spending all this time talking about childish gambino when we could clearly talk about how insane lex is

Mordy, Saturday, 3 December 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

i once dreamed of a career in comedy but i gave it up once i realized i could never create a character as funny as the lex

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not funny! i don't do funny

lex pretend, Saturday, 3 December 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

if you think you get to decide that then that probably explains the root of your problem

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

Is lex one of them indirect Neil Hamburger comedians

Foolio Iglesias, Saturday, 3 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

"it's funny because I probably know every hip-hop influence on that album" - a friend

Cunga, Saturday, 3 December 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

so wait he's heard of obscure local chicago producer kayne west?

big popppa hoy, Saturday, 3 December 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

so wait he's heard of obscure local chicago producer kayne west?

well tbf the implication was Kanye West and maybe something like KRS-One, or whatever has recently made a Pitchfork list.

Cunga, Saturday, 3 December 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

KRS recently made a P4k list?????

Wow I am out of the loop.

big popppa hoy, Saturday, 3 December 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

"Alright, Gambino is a mastermind, fuck a bitch to pass the time
Mass Appeal, orange rind, smoke your green, I'm spendin' mine
The beat is witches brew, but beware this shit is potent
E. e. cummin' on her face, now that's poetry in motion
Yeah, Gambino make it work, I'm the boss move somethin'
Yeah, this cool fuckin' suits me, swag two button
Yeah, these girls be actin' crazy when they're dancin', Black Swan
I ain't fuckin' at the club, put your clothes back on
This beat is a disaster, 9/11 this track
Rappers wanna battle me, I have to mail their heads back
And my clique make that dinero, so it's time to meet the fuckers
I am runnin' this bitch, you are just a dog walker"

jesus I thought you guys were cherry picking the bad lines or something like ILX can do now and then, but holy jesus, this whole verse is almost Shaquille O'Neal level rap

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

this friend of mine said this was his favorite rap album of the year. like I have to seriously question the friendship now.

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

there are like 5 great lines there

iatee, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

name them, brave soul

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

i mean run this bitch/dog walker is fine but great?

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

1. Mass Appeal, orange rind, smoke your green, I'm spendin' mine
2. E. e. cummin' on her face, now that's poetry in motion
3. Yeah, this cool fuckin' suits me, swag two button
4. Yeah, these girls be actin' crazy when they're dancin', Black Swan
5. I am runnin' this bitch, you are just a dog walker"

iatee, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

Black Swan = generic hashtag Young Money tripe

EE cummin on her face = whose face? the beat's? Paul Barman-level one-line.

I think the bitch/dog walker one is eyerolly, the other two I don't mind.

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

paul barman is infinitely better than childish gambino

wil smif, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

Mass Appeal, orange rind, smoke your green, I'm spendin' mine

wtf

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

9/11 this track is the worst.

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

nah it's not a patch on the casey anthony line

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

paul barman is infinitely better than childish gambino

+1

є(٥_ ٥)э, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not gonna pretend to be a srs hiphop person and maybe that's part of the reason I (/the rest of the tumblr whites community) approach this differently from the goon community, but pretty much my argument begins and ends w/ "imo...some of these lines are clever"

iatee, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

but they're not clever, they're really basic

lex pretend, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

and like actual rappers come up with funnier lines all day

HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

I am more than willing to believe that whiney

iatee, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Like if you want comedy rap, this is at least a step above like MC LARS HORRISHIT or whatever, but there's a whole school of MCs--Copywrite, High & Mighty, Apathy, Bumpy Knuckles, J-Zone, Celph Titled, Chino XL, even Joe Buddden--that do the constant hammering-away-at-punchlines thing. Sorry they're not ADORABLE and on NBC's Pomplamoose-comedy half-hour sitcom, Tumblr whites.

HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Seriously, any fan of this idiot download Copywrite's The High Exhaulted and get back at me

HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

i was p into high and mighty and like, louis logic when i was in high school

i bet if i were in high school now id be into childish gambino

є(٥_ ٥)э, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

man it must be so cool to not be white or on the internet

i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ me i think i was just excited to see someone mention high & mighty (xp)

є(٥_ ٥)э, Saturday, 3 December 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

I am runnin' this bitch, you are just a dog walker

this is actually the worst line of that verse. it is just so lazy and shit.

big popppa hoy, Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

whineys community bashing itt getting me so defensive & emotional lol

wil smif, Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

let us never forget when he mentioned that he's seen a bunuel film

iatee, Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

'god this is really boring but I can't wait to mention it online'

iatee, Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

white tumblr's burden

dr. strongo, Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

'god this is really boring but I can't wait to mention it online'

The ILX company motto.

Cunga, Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

"E. e. cummin' on her face, now that's poetry in motion"

expressing appreciation of this is some shameful shit.

I will go on record as saying I like Shaq's rapping a lot better. There is at least some nostalgia factor at play.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

i still want to know whose face he's talking about, since none of the lines preceding that specify a subject.

'your' face, I woulda understood.

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

tbh I have a good amount of empathy for him when he expresses frustration with disconnect between his experiences in "black" and "white" America since I've felt a lot of those some emotions and frustrations and it's not really something you're going to understand unless you've gone through something similar, but when he starts talking about "eating Oreos like the white girls that be blowin' me" I have to tap out

― OH NOES, Friday, December 2, 2011 1:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

^this^

furnace mane, Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link


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