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ned stole that joke from me Shakey's mom

nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

in eBay buyer's feedback:

Hey man. It was definetely NOT SHADY. It said in the auction-FOR DISPLAY PURPESS

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step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/dawn668/danza.jpg

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

omg that eBay auction, hahahahahaha

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i am a douche

bill sackter (bill sackter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Libertarians are what republicans used to pretend to be.
members of the libertarian party is probably just angry white men.
Well, that mentality seems to be prevalent among those whom I think would join.

And what do you man by not have thought things through thoroughly" shadowcat?
I find when people say things like that they mean "accept political parties, if you don't you're wasting your time!" or "The government needs to interfere on behalf of (insert X whiney group who has no right to complain) because they're too lazy to get off their ass and do something other than whine!"
I had this LOONG discussion wih a very leftist woman. it was about the smoking bans.
"but what about the people who don't smoke?"
Who's making them go there?
"Where else will they go?"
A non=smoking restaraunt.
"Those didn't exist."
Hahahaa! Yeah they did. they were all over.
"You probably don't remember, but ost places were either smoking all over or the smoking section was poorly divided."
Yeah, I remember, and whle some places were poorly set up, newer restaraunts were very different.
"circular argument!"
No.
"Why should I have do deal with the smoke?"
You don't. Go somewhere else.
"Why should I have to?"
Because the owner of a private establishment has chosen not to abolish a certain legal activity.
"Where else should I go?"
That loop continued for about 10 minutes.
Eventually I suggested the alternative of getting together and starting a business that didn't have smoking.
"Well that's really hard!"(more or less)
Name a business that's easy and guaranteed, and I'll punch you for being stupid(isn't what I said, but it's what I meant).
"But a non smoking restaraunt would fail!"
Well first, that would show a lack of interest by the public for that kind of restaraunt, and second we're sitting in a restaraunt that's been non-smoking from day one and it's doing just fine.
"but what about the health risks for employees?"
at that point I gave up and didn't say "Who forced them to work there? NO ONE likes to work in food service, so they've probably got jack for skills and shouldn't be picky!"
I did however touch on the idea of PRECEDENT.

SO. if you're calling me an idealist, thank you.
If you just think that the government should be like an overprotective christian parent and watch and guide our every move, try making choices for yourself for a whole month. No book can tell you what to do, you cannot ask for advice. You will make every decision for yourself.
I suggest you do this on vacation.
My guess is you'll either be addicted to freedom or be frightened by choice. In case one, I'll congradulate you, in case two, I pity you.

-- Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (gzeusmant...), February 15th, 2007 6:37 AM. (The GZeus)

ok can someone walk me through this killfile/ignore user thing?

-- Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 15th, 2007 6:50 AM. (grady)

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I've seen that pigeon thing a few times over the years and it ALWAYS cracks me up.

dan selzer (dan selzer), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

hi jon,

i'm mostly a lurker, i posted a stupid mickey quote from the jail rape thingy on the noize rofflez thread and coz larry bundgee changed my post to "i am a douche" and then banned me. i don't really care about the banning, altho i have no idea what that is about - cap'n save a felon? but can you just delete my "message"

i'm a longtime fan of your "work" - kudos, bro.

"bill"

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This email was sent by bill sackter (joycevanputin@yah00ters), a user of ilx sandbox.
http://ilx.thehold.net/index.php

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

dude that guy was being kind of mad creepy on the bruce springsteen dudes thread on ILM

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"longtime fan of your 'work'"

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

New comment on your post #151 "Carrie Underwood doesn't care about free jazz; Ornette Coleman still rules ok!"
Author : jane (IP: 72.16.8.121 , h121.8.16.72.ip.alltel.net)
E-mail : jane@nunyas.com
URL :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=72.16.8.121
Comment:
um, carrie's cover was def not awful, so maybe you're just one of those people who tries to find bad somehow in something and the person epal, I hope your comment wasn't directed toward Carrie, cause if it was...you have anger issues and you pretty much need to get some manners and not be a rude hater that makes the world suck more with rudeness...

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

New comment on your post #151 "Carrie Underwood doesn't care about free jazz; Ornette Coleman still rules ok!"
Author : epal (IP: 203.111.236.45 , 203.111.236.45)
E-mail : ryle_078@hotmail.com
URL :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=203.111.236.45
Comment:
oh fuck off bitch!

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

what did mickey say about jail rape!

this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

He's against it.

John Justen has already killfiled your sorry ass neener neener (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

he's dressed like he wants it

coz larry (bundgee), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

He's a conflicted young man.

John Justen has already killfiled your sorry ass neener neener (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

also, all blog haters have email addresses that bounce

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Macon, Georgia, mayor converts to Islam
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some dumb bitch from macon just called here & wouldnt stop whining about this

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/02/macon.mayor.ap/index.html

-- and what (an...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 8:05 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

Answers

They called a puppetry museum?

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stevie (stevie2), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahaha

the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fatbend.com/photos/jrc_fruit_flip.jpg
-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 15th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

have never wanted anything less

-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 15th, 2007. (teenagequiet)

i like his little pink socks

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 15th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

well now i'm glad i missed the pixies reunion.

-- a_p (a|e...), February 15th, 2007. (a_p)

69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

gzeus is the some nitwit who has a LJ where he is currently reviewing every alb from some dopey Pitchfork greatest-albs-ever made-poll and he says things like 'Big Star were the Bright Eyes of their day' and 'why should i like Kraftwerk i'm not a robot' and 'not much happens in Krautrock by Faust' and 'I hate Meddle by Pink Floyd and btw Blue by Joni Mitchell is the greatest alb ever made'

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

link?

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

just join the poptimists group on LJ, gear, you'll get this clown, crazy internet girlfriends, ppl who knit owls out of hank marvin's pubes, ppl who fret abt scoring ticks for the Kaiser Chief, mucho wisdom from the lex and so many other joys you just wldn't believe

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

wow

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

oh damn i won't go near poptimists, that shit's like tittwis + annie threads rolled up in one

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

scarier than diaper-wearing baby fetishists

latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

but we have nothing but good to say about you guys over there :(

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ward fowler clearly has a spreadsheet

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

can we get a "best of" of poptimists?

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I suspect those dorks are why the Annie album charts on the ilxor last.fm group still

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

no that's gear

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

there are so many ile and ilm posts i wish i could change to 'i am a douche' with impunity :(

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Poptimists are caning Klaxons and Sally Shapiro lately. i've not heard either album tho.

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

The Lex may be my least favorite *ILM* poster ever. At least Geir was fun.

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex better to go clubbing with

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Does Geir smoke weed? If so, he wins.

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

geir has better taste in music.

sir lord baltimore club music (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i've gone clubbing with lex! i took a bad e.

:(

^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I've taken a good e like 2x and a bad e like 32887343x

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm around 100 good and 10 bad, but some of the 10 were very, very bad

^@^ (map), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i took sleeping pills once


ooops

jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Lex for the beats, Geir for the melodies

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

strangely, it also works the other way around

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

che guevara and debussy to a disco beat

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Friday, 16 February 2007 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Debussy is too jazzy for Geir.

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 February 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

absolutely best thing ever.

ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I would really like to start a roundtable discussion on the topic.

METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

keep in mind that by "absolute best thing ever" i'm not referring to the vagina's flavor, but to the image.

ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:04 (seventeen years ago) link


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