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Is this somehow related to "The Half Hour Comedy Hour" from the 80s? Is the "My name is Ramon" guy hosting, with his big-ass pompadour?

Erik (EZSnappin), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Nope. The original title was "This Just In", but they changed it.

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

this is not in the least bit surprising to me

Really? I guess I'd have assumed that Nealon was a liberal, but that's mostly based on the fact that he's vegan.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

he's definitely tall. i was 6 feet away from him once. totally tall.

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

that youtube video is so unbelievably unfunny.

Brig. Chop Them Up (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

WAL-MART HAS FOUND THOUSANDS OF MISSING CHILDREN.

Brig. Chop Them Up (scarymonster), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

wait so Kevin Nealon is a vegan, pot-smoking (well, Weeds co-star anyway, whatever that association means), conspiracy theory enthusiast CONSERVATIVE?

iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe he's just the James Carville to her Mary Matalin

iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.lanesarasohn.com/tvwriter/wilton01.html

a.b. (abanana), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

^^ what happened when fox attempted a daily show type program in the 80s

a.b. (abanana), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

his character on weeds is conservative, but they play him really dumb (politically)

max (maxreax), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

For the final show, The Guys were rehearsing a piece written by Greg Daniels and Philip Walsh.

HA. this is the same greg daniels from King of the Hill and The Office, right?

Still, some of these ideas are pretty good, and i'd watch 'em:
- Rodney Dangerfield and Margaret Thatcher
- Jimmy Carter would analyze major issues while fly fishing

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

more tidbits

Quick youtube bit (*warning: clip reportedly contains Marion Barry jokes*)

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

A "Daily Show" for non-liberals

Um, wouldn't that be the Daily Show?

Don't Tell Mama I'm for Obama

Hmmmmm...

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I heard a brief interview with Surnow on Dennis Praeger this morning. It was kind of funny to hear him try to describe the show for a few sentances without using the phrases "daily show," "weekend update" or "for conservatives" until finally giving in.

He promised a lot of attacking of "sacred cows" that "never get attacked on television" like "global warming and barack obama."

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"You know who has gotten a complete pass so far? The poor! We'll be going after them, along with widows and orphans! They'll all get their just due!"

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm more interested to see if Colbert will acknowledge them as being "legit" or not than in the actual content.
-- jw (jo...), Monday 10:01 PM. (ex machina) (later)

soooooo OTM.

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

like "global warming

Yeah, this is gonna be HILARIOUS.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Praeger: So, what's it called?

Surnow: The Half Hour News Hour

Praeger: (Pause) Ah... (Laughs) Even that's great!

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

And so... (pause) "original".

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah I was going to mention that...

Casuistry (casuistry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

laughter sounded like it was mostly coming from one guy

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Then we reply by putting together
a video of a couple of *thousand*
derogarory and slanderous attacks
made on republicans over the years
on every different type of program
coming out of Hollypuke, Buttstank
& the NY and DC News and talk shows...

plz to decode Buttstank?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh god the delivery of that first Obama joke. Just, no. Stop.

milo (milo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I never thought I would see comedians making worse deliveries than on Weekend Update, but here we are

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

that wilton north article is depressing. i vaguely remember that show (it wasn't funny). conan o'brien was a producer on it! he seems to be the only person involved with that show whose career didn't die as a result.

akm (akmonday), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha, the show apparently sucks so badly that a few folks are trashing Tina Fey while blaming the writers

The show is basically a bad version of the worst of Tina Fey's Weekend Update writing. I got really annoyed by Fey, who seemed to think Weekend Update was primarily about "informing" the audience (with heavy liberal bias), and only secondarily about joke-writing. Unfunny jokes were her stock in trade, but not for lack of talent, really -- just because she was choosing her material not according to the comedy value, but according to the educational value.

Result? Liberals went ga-ga over her for her relentless didacticism -- like her, they wanted not gags but "teachable moments" -- whereas Jimmy Fallon got all the laughs. You know-- laughs. The thing Weekend Update was supposed to be delivering.

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Note that Greg Daniels was also involved on the Wilton North report, and his career turned out just fine

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked tina fey on snl news. she told a lot of jokes, they make it sound like she lectured everybody on iraq or something...wierd.

sir lord baltimore club music (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

and more:

My GOD, does this show blow. The guy doing the newscast shouldn't be allowed on studio property for fear whatever he has might be transmitted to other actors. The writing...well, it's like something you would expect from writers who have never done humor. Which makes me wonder if the second-tier talent from 24 is involved. Earth to Joel Surnow: comedy is a SPECIALTY. It's not enough to be able to fill a page and make a deadline. You have to have a special talent.

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

wow that clip is awful.

sterl clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Part of the thing about these guys is they don't seem to get how the Daily Show & Weekend Update actually work. I think that they're projecting their own mindsets towards everybody else like usual, where they figure that Jon Stewart & Tina Fey are avowed liberals, so it's just them spreading their dumb liberal jokes to their liberal audiences. I.e. the shows function as some sort political channel or propaganda arm, rather than satire. So they figure all they have to do is make a conservative show that takes swipes at liberals and they're good as gold, right?

While Jon & the TDS crew do have a left-leaning point, is it really that hard to see that the show goes after those in power and pompous politicians doing stupid things? They constantly laughed or grimaced at Kerry's plunders two years ago, much less the Clinton Admin. Altho, that Admin was less stockd with braying jackasses, so the jokes weren't as easy.

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Another review from Radar

WTF: Brian Unger is on this thing?!

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope FOX realizes this won't divert negative attention away from their other 23 1/2 hours of fake news.

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

laughter is totally canned.

Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 15 February 2007 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

They seem to be trying to portray Obama as black.

Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Thursday, 15 February 2007 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

How they do it shall forever remain a mystery.

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 February 2007 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

kingfish exactly right, btw. Stewart maintains a sort of "outsider" stance, appearing to have laughs at whatever strikes him as absurd, while these guys obviously sat down and said "Ok, how can we nail Obama?"

Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Thursday, 15 February 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Why do young republicans think they're the majority within their generation?
"I bet this show will do great! Everyone who actually WATCHES TV is A conservative! It's the liberal media that ruins things!"
And somehow old guys who write the cheques believe whatever their old by a guy with a title that should be given to someone who knows what they're doing...Wait, that's what all republicans do.
Not that democrats are much better.

Libertarian here. Not the party, the political philosophy(which ironically borders on a distaste for parties in general).

Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I know a surprising number of young Libertarians. Their parents are probably Republicans.

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

The two young libertarians I knew in college were both brilliant people who nonetheless seemed to not have thought things through very thoroughly.

Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Libertarians are just Republicans in denial.

milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Libertarians are what republicans used to pretend to be.
members of the libertarian party is probably just angry white men.
Well, that mentality seems to be prevalent among those whom I think would join.

And what do you man by not have thought things through thoroughly" shadowcat?
I find when people say things like that they mean "accept political parties, if you don't you're wasting your time!" or "The government needs to interfere on behalf of (insert X whiney group who has no right to complain) because they're too lazy to get off their ass and do something other than whine!"
I had this LOONG discussion wih a very leftist woman. it was about the smoking bans.
"but what about the people who don't smoke?"
Who's making them go there?
"Where else will they go?"
A non=smoking restaraunt.
"Those didn't exist."
Hahahaa! Yeah they did. they were all over.
"You probably don't remember, but ost places were either smoking all over or the smoking section was poorly divided."
Yeah, I remember, and whle some places were poorly set up, newer restaraunts were very different.
"circular argument!"
No.
"Why should I have do deal with the smoke?"
You don't. Go somewhere else.
"Why should I have to?"
Because the owner of a private establishment has chosen not to abolish a certain legal activity.
"Where else should I go?"
That loop continued for about 10 minutes.
Eventually I suggested the alternative of getting together and starting a business that didn't have smoking.
"Well that's really hard!"(more or less)
Name a business that's easy and guaranteed, and I'll punch you for being stupid(isn't what I said, but it's what I meant).
"But a non smoking restaraunt would fail!"
Well first, that would show a lack of interest by the public for that kind of restaraunt, and second we're sitting in a restaraunt that's been non-smoking from day one and it's doing just fine.
"but what about the health risks for employees?"
at that point I gave up and didn't say "Who forced them to work there? NO ONE likes to work in food service, so they've probably got jack for skills and shouldn't be picky!"
I did however touch on the idea of PRECEDENT.

SO. if you're calling me an idealist, thank you.
If you just think that the government should be like an overprotective christian parent and watch and guide our every move, try making choices for yourself for a whole month. No book can tell you what to do, you cannot ask for advice. You will make every decision for yourself.
I suggest you do this on vacation.
My guess is you'll either be addicted to freedom or be frightened by choice. In case one, I'll congradulate you, in case two, I pity you.

Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ok can someone walk me through this killfile/ignore user thing?

Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:50 (seventeen years ago) link

u do not need cigs, u need herb

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:54 (seventeen years ago) link

gzeus's libertarianism has freed him from the restraints of intelligible speech. and proper line breaks.

max (maxreax), Thursday, 15 February 2007 07:02 (seventeen years ago) link

so i'm guessing none of you are regular ILG participants

kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 07:06 (seventeen years ago) link

In ancient rome there was a poem
About a dog who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead

Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 15 February 2007 07:13 (seventeen years ago) link

How well reasoned and thought out you are.
I'm not writing a book and don't feel the need to carefully write out a short story to tell the tale of a 15 minute conversation with a nice jackass. What's the simples way of seperating two different things? Physically. Thus:
Enter Key.

Quickest sign that you have no argument: "lolz your punctuation sucks," which, while not a direct quote is fairly humouous in it's irony.

Oh, and I quit smoking last month, and prefer my brain cells specifically not coated in a waxy, irremovable substance that causes me to be too lazy for the letters Y and O.

and what on earth do you mean by "intelligible speech"?
I'm not DICTATING this so that's utter nonsense. Please take the time to type what you mean, as this is obviously not that.

Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:08 (seventeen years ago) link

try making choices for yourself for a whole month. No book can tell you what to do, you cannot ask for advice. You will make every decision for yourself.

Because clearly a) no-one here has ever had to make decisions for themselves before; and ii) relying on others for advice is a sign of weakness.

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

actually Id like to hang that smug fuck from "24" interviewed in the New Yorker

m coleman (lovebug ), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

More on hangin' the traitors, and that stupid Lincoln quote that some guy at the Moonie Times made up

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link

don young calls for the execution of the people who represent 60%+ of US opinion... not newsworthy.

GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

search: the last 2 of montreal albums, "in the aeroplane etc" (shut up it's pretty good)

destroy everything else

a.b. (abanana), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

d'oh

a.b. (abanana), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Frum says 'Watch Rome instead.' Which sounds like good advice.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly ur preference for nu-barnes makes that post even more of a whoopsie doodle (xpost)

A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

If the Lincoln non-quote dustup is your thing, or if you just like hearing a jerk prevaricate, here's Greenwald vs Gaffney, regarding Gaffney's repetition of the non-quote. Gaffney's explanation is roughly I didn't mean we should literally hang Congress members, but those Congress members need to understand that their words have consequences, just as acts of treasonous dissent have consequences, and treasonous dissenters should be hanged. And, schoolmarmy lectures from Colmes.

Hunter (Hunter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

all this horseshit is intended not to amuse conservatives but to inflame liberals and so far it seems to be working like a charm

-- m coleman (writeco...), February 19th, 2007. (lovebug )

really? i think the liberals are chuckling as they read the conservatives talking about piss poor the whole thing is. schadenfreude, etc. i have yet to see any 'inflamed' liberals.

hm (modestmickey), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeez, upon actually listening to the full Gaffney clip, this guy is a straight douche, and then starts nattering on about how Saddam actually had WMDs, supported terrorism against the U.S., wanted to ship these WMDs over in aerosol cans, etc. And more funnies when the guy busts out an FCC violation when actually challenged.

It's really scary that these assholes hold policy positions and get listened to at the highest levels.

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.scrappleface.com/

^- this thing's s'posed to be like a rightwing Onion, right?

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

next ep is coming on March 4th

Meanwhile, more comedy, courtesy of them hiring Michelle Malkin. I'm hoping that they give an hour-long show to each TownHall poster, just for full entertainment value.

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ratings are in!

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Did anybody ever see the 2nd ep of this? Apparently more are on the way...

Mazinkaiserfisch Rocket Punch!, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link


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