ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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the bucket represents Vinny Testaverde

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

It needs the hoodie!

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

There are some big dollar odds makers that have to be in a complete panic when setting the odds heading into the playoffs. I have no clue who is going to win this thing, as even the good teams have some serious flaws.

That Cincy and Indy game this weekend should be fun to watch. The Bengals defense has played well in the past three weeks, but I think it will end up a video game score.

― earlnash (earlnash), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Wasn't the last Cincy/Indy game something like 128-109?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't stand joey porter but i love this quote: “I didn’t mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow. Pretty much, that’s it about that.”

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

More people should use that excuse.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

two things i love about the quote: 1. deliberately trying to offend kellen winslow will always earn you points with me and 2. the (what i'm assuming is unintended) use of the double negative implies that he in fact was trying to offend everyone.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

At this point in his career, Winlsow has been pwned so many times by so many people and events that you just wish he'd take it all to heart and shut up.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the pats cut doug gabriel!

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, he really hasn't played in a month. i'd heard he sulked after getting benched for fumbling against the jets and that didn't sit well with bb so he kicked him to the curb.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if Kellen Sr. ever thinks, "huh, my son is a piece of shit."

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll be disappointed if he doesn't.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder similarly about Mike & Marcus Vick.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously what in the world with Tom Brady all of sudden trumping Vick by 1000x in the Being A Totally Sore Unprofessional Loser On TV rating

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"WELL ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT THEY ARE 6-7 AND WE ARE 9-4 SO YOU SMARTIES TELL ME WHO IS THE BETTER TEAM!!! WAAAA WAAA WAAA"

It's like, uh, the team that won is the better team LOL LOL go cry into ur porn collection ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I did like Saban's response, being all like, UH yes we watched video tapes of the Patriots before the game, WTF are you guys even talking about, maybe next time we just won't show up, that will make Brady not cry yes?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

My bad. If there is another one I'll change my log-in name.

This is probably the last time I ever post on a thread about baseball (or whatever sport this is).

― The Real Dirty Vicar (The Real Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Mind you, I like the idea of Vicar On Vicar action.

― The Real Dirty Vicar (The Real Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ILNFL = I Love National Faseball League.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

is there a wikipedia entry for "man laws"?

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll be damned:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/manlaws.jpg?t=1166119147

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i must start three of these receivers...
Marques Colston
Steve Smith
Hines Ward
Devery Henderson
Nate Washington

the top three make sense, but i really dont know how healthy hines and colston are.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Thursday, 14 December 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

colston is back, i think he only played the first half last weekend because the saints were raping the cowboys and they wanted to give him the extra rest/guarantee me a loss. i might go with devery over hines, only because brees is going crazy and joe horn might not play.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 14 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Start Colston and Smith. Start Henderson if Ward is Questionable or Doubtful as of Sunday morning. If you don't start your main guys, you will beat yourself up for it forever if they have a good game. Don't overthink things.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Friday, 15 December 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

go cry into ur porn collection

you're the greatest, Ally.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 15 December 2006 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

He's on Movado commercials and they're like, "Tom Brady...dominator...deliberator...existentialist...MVP*...MOVADO WATCH" and after MVP I imitated the announcer and said "Crybaby" and was pleased with myself indeed.

* These might not actually be the words used but they were pretty similar. Derek Jeter is in one too where I believe they refer to him as a leader and philanthropist??! It's bizarre.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

go cry into ur porn collection

if by porn collection you mean shoebox full of superbowl rings then you're otm.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

That's not what he told ESPN the Magazine.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

more like go cry into belichick's armpit eh

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all hairy and clogged with sweatshirt lint, i bet ; (

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh. thanks for that, gear.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

it is a labyrinth of terror

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

some dudes roll into work with telltale lipstick on their cheek, brady's got grayish thread caught between his front teeth.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ew ew ew ew!

I like the image of him crying into his porn collection better; I imagine he doesn't even have the will to watch it, he's just, like, hugging the DVDs to him as he sobs.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

he'll pull the dvd off the shelf, instantly shoots his load, and then the tears flow.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"and you're thinkin', this is for the world chamionship."

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

so is bill or the porn to blame for this?

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2006/12/15/brady_and_bridget_no_more_xs_and_os/

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought those two had been broken up ages ago, wtf.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/media/nfl/2003/1116/photo/a_parcells_ft.jpg

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

puntin like my daddy

― M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

(sorry)

― M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"NFL NOTEBOOK: 49ers' late surge prevents clinching"

urr hurr

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/1187/360sa8oo.jpg

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

so has anyone talked about how utterly surreal it is that NFL Network is airing a show called WHO IS TONY ROMO? also this is still hilarious: “I didn’t mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow. Pretty much, that’s it about that.”

<3joey

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHA gear

MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

haha wtf!

i really like nfl street

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ALEXANDER (shaun)
with special homosexual applause minigame, ah hopes ah hopes?

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

After a trip through Bed Bath & Beyond, sniffing out melon-scented lotion for Valerie, his wife of eight months, Alexander stood outside the Red Robin and enjoyed the aroma of the food. What he really had a passion for, he admitted, were cheese balls.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/football/101437_hawk25.shtml

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20021225/226shaunalexander_santa.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20021225/450shaunalexander_santa.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 15 December 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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