HOT STOVE, COOL SAND

Glad we got some new pitchers to help us keep losing 1-0.

the pads do have one of the best systems in baseball right now tho. granted, the guy responsible for that is now the general manager of the cubs, but oh well.

well yeah, but getting two solid starting prospects for a reliever in his 30s is good.

also i'm from pittsburgh so shut it xp

(btw casey kelly sux)

Pedro officially retiring.

welcome to miami

Ken_Rosenthal Ken Rosenthal
Sources: #Marlins, Reyes in agreement on six-year, $106M deal, pending physical. #MLB

the "miami" marlins have actually signed a free agent. for $100 million dollars. everything i believed in was a lie.

clarkspencer clarkspencer
Confirmed: "Done deal" -- #Marlins and SS Jose Reyes have agreed to terms on six-year deal, pending physical.

SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
#marlins, reyes have a deal.

i'm just gonna keep posting this, out of shock

holy hell i just saw this

going to cautiously say that the money is reasonable

if he stays healthy, it has a chance to be

if if if if if if if

JCRMarlinsbeat Juan C. Rodriguez
Confirmed: #Marlins and Jose Reyes have agreed to a six-year, $106 million contract pending physical

whoops!

SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
mets get only a third round pick plus a sandwich pick. (miami's 2nd rounder went to SD for bell). timing is everything.

this is the only time in my life that i've ever felt any positive feelings for jeffrey loria

seriously you guys, someone is going to have to put me into a straitjacket

jaysonst Jayson Stark
Even after signing Reyes, #Marlins now plan to make aggressive push to sign Pujols, sources say. More to come at ESPN.com

this is so funny

sorry i don't want to play into miami stereotypes but it's just so

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--a5KNFBGs6w/TdS14tTC5zI/AAAAAAAAAOo/xKMaYh5MBrQ/s1600/scarface.jpg

no it's okay, it's incredibly, incredibly hilarious

i seriously think jeffrey loria got kidnapped

have you seen me?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009_images/owners/jeffrey-loria.jpg

Now that they've checked Reyes off their to-do list, the Miami Marlins have an even bigger name on their radar screen -- Albert Pujols.

Sources told ESPN.com on Sunday night that the Marlins plan to make an aggressive run at Pujols over the next two days.

A source also told ESPNDeportesLosAngeles.com that Miami has emerged as the most likely destination for Pujols if the slugger decides to leave the St. Louis Cardinals, the only team he has played for in his 11-year career.

man. this team.

so they get maybe Buehrle, maybe Pujols. do they beat Philly? do we watch another Crawford/Lackey disaster unfold? when was the last time a team went this free agent crazy? the diamondbacks?

buehrle is better than lackey and the marlins new stadium is big, so i think his stuff would play there

reyes... has also been a better player with crawford, but he's fraught with risk. if crash landed like crawford next year i'd be shocked. hopefully reyes actually wants to come to miami and isn't solely running to the money, which i think was part of crawford's prob next year.

er, last year

the phillies will be good, i think they're on shaky ground if anything else goes wrong for them, they're gonna have a hard time scoring runs, and if any of their pitchers gets hurt...

the marlins could win the wild card if they pick up a few more guys if they stay healthy. the problem is that they have no depth, which is why they turned into one of the absolute worst teams in baseball last year when guys started getting hurt. so, things would have to break right, but it certainly would be in play

man. this team. should get plague.

According to ESPN Boston's Gordon Edes, the agent for outfielder Yoenis Cespedes is telling interested teams that his client wants a $60 million contract.

sick of hearing about this fool.. sounds like willy mo pena 2.0.

i don't know -- if carl crawford and jayson werth are getting $120m contracts, yeonis cespedes probably will be worth half that

plus he can leg-lift two friends and catch a ball behind his back

dodgers get capuano and harang. y'all jealous.

=\

quite the one-two punch there!

look out NL west!

'jimmy rollins is just a winner'

heyman sez: Dodgers in talks on possible 2-yr deal with jerry hairston. Not done yet

why in the sweet name of fuck are we trying to sign all the terrible backup infielders and 5th starters on the market if we allegedly have no money

they are putting together a really absurd team

colletti is a fucking joke. this team is terrible and 81 wins is looking optimistic.

you look at these off-season moves and its like WHAT IS THE FUCKING PLAN? I guess with no owner and hopefully no future there is no plan..

so, discussion topic for the day:

if albert pujols inexplicably signs w/ the marlins, does he become "worse" than lebron james, and who is more hated/feels more betrayed by their ex-fan base

also, cardinals/marlins play on opening day

i guess to clarify the last part, obv i mean which fanbase feels more betrayed

10 years... they're saying.

cards just won the world series, have several other well-paid players, etc. pujols is not from the greater st. louis area and seems unlikely to broadcast his decision in the reality television show format.

it'll be a long time before any fanbase feels more betrayed than cavs fans imo

also: http://mlbfancave.mlb.com/fancave/application.jsp

seems like v-shasty already watches every game, so maybe this would be a decent career move

hah when those ads were running during the ws i was picturing morbs doing it

morbs couldn't bear all the yankees and phillies games

I don't even have TV right now.

I would consider doing it if they let me mute the sound all the time, esp Fox and MLBTV.

seems like v-shasty already watches every game, so maybe this would be a decent career move

― mookieproof, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 10:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

lol i watch every marlin game

according to the twitter, the marlins have offered pujols a 10 year deal and are currently trying to work thru a no trade for the first five years before his 10/5 rights kick in

the cardinals are supposedly willing to offer him a 10 year deal depending on the AAV, i guess ppl aren't sure what the marlins current offer is.

also apparently this should be concluded either way w/in the next 36 hours.

that confession made me consciously aware of who v-shasty is (ie ,Sandbox names suck) xp

just imagine how often you'll get to see that outfield sculpture thing with both pujols and stanton in the lineup