questions for the experts

move there. i mean 1 block elliot bay. do not move to craig's list. that would suck.

haha craig would molest u

I noes! would that not be the best!

okay experts: should I sell the car?

uhm, oh - xpost

yes, if u move to 1 block elliot bay, yes.

thats what I'm thinking
plus parking is $$$$$ down that way and there are buses

that is so much the place for us. time to go look on sunday maybe

how do i sleep more?

how do i speed up my internet?

jaq, loft news?

dear experts:

if i had cramps AND spilled coffee on my yellow sweater AND discovered a hold in my pants... would that be reason enough to leave work early?

hold in your pants? hell yes, go home

oh jexux i just noticed that typo and now i understand fully your response. dumdum over here lol!

anyway, here's my question:

recognizing that he is most certainly a musical genius but perhaps not, you know, an astronomer:

do you think kells had to look up space terminology to write this song, or did he have it all in his head?

if he looked stuff up, where do you think he looked... online? does he have a dictionary or encyclopedia at home / in his office / at the club? or maybe he called the reference desk of his local library?

i'm interested to know what you think.

is it too early to start drinking?

lacking a timely response from the experts, i am forced to make my own inexpert assessment. the answer is:

NO, it is not too early to start drinking.

never

haha i got xposted

was it rye rye w/ m.i.a.? her myspace says she was in dublin last night.

????

has there ever been a person that's picked something up off the floour and put it under the vacuum to be picked up later?

how was that only 20 minutes?

am i really going to go to bed with resin all over my hands?

the answer to that is YES

i hope you washed your sheets

i have so many questions.

ask me some of them that i can answer..............can i answer some of them.........

what are some of the questions..............

1. how did you get back on this board?
2. why are you so surly this morning?
3. even though you (seemed to be able to) puzzle out those meeting times, do you agree that it was a stupidly, annoyingly composed email?

1. apparently, i can post at this address: questions for the experts

but not the one that doesn't log you out

2. i'm actually not feeling surly at all.

3. i feel like that email could have been written by PRETTYPIGGIE

Please let me know what your schedule will be for the dates and times listed below Monday, May 12, 11am - 12pm, or between 1-3pm Tuesday, May 13, 1-4pm Wednesday, May 14, 11am - 12pm, or between 1-4pm Thursday, May 15, 10am - 12pm, or 1-4pm. Thank you!

how soon is too soon to start worrying about not being able to understand stet when he speaks?

why is that tiny so big in the title when it's tiny in the thread?

distance from the monitor

but aren't they all the same distance from the monitor?

no

dear experts,

is it too early for potato chips?

luv,
lxy

as long as you chew with your mouth closed, no

what language is this:

Sredstev za placilo strežnika nam zopet primanjkuje. Sporocili so nam, da imamo še nekaj dolgov za nazaj.

?

Hi Lxy!

Thanks for writing. You'll be happy to know that it's never too early for potato chips! Studies have shown that literally any time of day is a great time for potato chips.

Hope this answers your question!

All the best,

Hey there Jergins!

Thanks for your question. I've taken it up with expert linguists at nearby Columbia University, who tell me that it's Slovenian. Let us know if you need anything else!

Cheers,

is it appropriate to say, in an official communication, "this is really complicated but it's important, so stop dicking around and pay attention!"?

no

what is this?

OSI DOSI TRELAS EXO TOSI DOSI DINO K OSI DOSI DINO POU EXO TOSES RIMES FTINO

greek?

a-ha

dear experts,

do people have to log out of ilx in order to post unregistered on ire, how does it work.

please.

esteemed estela,

indeed, people do have to log out of ilx in order to post unregistered on ire. but when you do log out, you have to remember to check the box for "remove login cookie from my computer."

which is a shame, because i really like cookies!

yours,
Lingbert

dear lingbert,

that was very helpful, many thanks, perhaps even too many thanks, maybe so many thanks it could be a little bit uncomfortable for everyone.

<3stela

dear experts,

does it make sense for vespas and segways to be sold in the same store? this has been bothering me for more than a week.

thanks in advance for your help.

Hiya Lxy,

Thanks a bunch for your question. It's quite a doozy! But the answer is yes, it does make sense. Especially if it's a store that sells vehicles with two wheels. Hope this helps!

Keep up the good work,

dear experts,

thank you for your prompt reply. i appreciate your assistance in resolving this perplexing conundrum.

yours,
lxy

Thank you Lxy! Without people like you, experts wouldn't have a job.

That being said, I need to remind you that this is a thread for "questions for the experts." Since your post didn't have a question in it, I'm going to ask the mods to remove it.

Wishing you the best,

were my shotgun wedding jokes over the line?

no they were awesome i LOLLLLED!!!!!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/vandygirl2/wink2.gif

but apparently estela questions my integrity as an expert so

(imo at least in this case i think she is RONG)

i have three pillows, two of them down/goosefeather(i think?) and as i sleep i must push them up, towards the wall, so that they cascade up and over and back down onto my head, or if not that they point out into the air and when i look up i think i'm wearing one of those dumb jester hats. it's annoying, and the pillows don't work that well. what do i need to do? buy/get more pillows?

sorry has taken me so long to respond to your question. every night since you asked it i only remembered as i was getting into bed, adjusting my pillows. never when i was at the computer or even upright. and it seemed silly to get up and turn the computer on to answer, especially considering the fact that in all likelihood you were already fighting with your pillows, not looking at the computer.

the bathroom clock claims LIGHTED DISPLAY. in what year was that last true?

lol 1984? never in my time that's for sure.

why would cyst location run in a family?

gross i don't know. good thing i never had children, what a terrible thing to pass down.

is there a difference between clumsiness and carelessness?

yes

i love a concise expert

<3