At least it's cool down there (or, if you prefer, dank). I've fainted twice on the London Underground and once on the Paris Metro and nobody has every helped me out. I had my knee stroked by a weird lady on the Paris Metro and somebody (I couldn't see who) felt me up once too, but at least that's never happened in London. Oh, I got felt up on a bus in Rome too, but I wasn't commuting then, I was touristing.
― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link