SANDBOX KRAMPUS

umlauts are gonna be hell tho, unless I post exclusively ON IPHONE

fuck an umlaut imo

umlauts rüle

Yeah but they're a bitch to type or find and remember where they belong and where they don't.

fueck an uemlaut imo

Fixed

ü_ü

Krümpüs gonna permaban yer kids if they're bad.

omg I should call me as-yet-unnamed laptop electronica project Krümpüs

*prepares royalties claim*

actually Krämpüs would be better

basically I want ppl to think they're getting a metal band

DId you watch that freakin' video? It turns into like a Gwar show without the gore at the end. Krampus is totally metal!

was gibt's?

friday:

me: [coworker], i have to show you something! (shows krampus pix & video on this thread)
coworker: omg sooo scarrry!
me: yeah but kinda awesome too right?
coworker: oh totally! [husband] would love that!!!!

later that day:

coworker: will you send me the link to that blog you were looking at? (sends link to thread)

monday:

coworker: [husband] loved krampus so much he can't stop talking about it! next year he's going as krampus for halloween, and i'm going as santa!

[coworker] & [husband], if you end up becoming sandboxers because of this thread: welcome <3!

:D

That makes me very happy indeed.

spread the word!

Also: tearful RIP for Mr. Gävlebocken.

this is not krampus-related but it is pertinent to the interests of ~curious orange~ and her current dn so i'm putting it here

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvo8je3QIc1qhtjfto2_250.gif

omg

:DDD

GD that is cute. What is it though? A tiny polar bear?

u got it

KRAMPUS

i chilled with him earlier

o shit

it

is

KRAMPUS

so jeal caek

CAEK WHERE THE PICTURES AT?

http://i.minus.com/iU2kwqU8twizD.jpeg

http://i.minus.com/iVOfKwp8umWrK.jpg

just chilling with kramps

http://i.minus.com/iyr10kKLBeh6c.jpg

they are so loud!

OMG so jealous of Krampus and also the Christmas market. Did you have some glühwein?

What were those krazy kampusse doing in the fountain?!

i had 2 glühweins and ~3 beers. great times! the noise was incredible. there was a bit where they just stand in a circle and make as much noise as possible. it was like boadrum77 or sth. if you are girl with long hair then watch out, they love you.

ha they got in trouble with the police for getting in the fountain. i have a video of that bit i will post later.

is that the fish fountain in marienplatz? <- meeting point with my friends when i was a teen in munich

awesome krampus action btw

yeah, i think that's the fish fountain. there is an ice rink up the road (with booze)

mit dem booze

What were those krazy kampusse doing in the fountain?!

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, December 12, 2011 2:42 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

hiding?

Finally, a holiday parade that can warm my heart. Merry belated Krampusnacht! A few of you may remember that it was Krampus who fatally sodomized The Grinch in my epic holiday poem last year (http://www.fastnbulbous.com/lucky10.htm).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLnl5ZWG4tg

This heartwarming video was written by Anthony Bourdain!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9p1JYvV178E

coming to get you!

http://i.minus.com/ibzLjYjuZoM1Bl.png

oh wow that picture is AWESOME

you can hear me yelp on the video of that bit

Dang, I thought the video title was Krampusauflauf

O_o

e, you would go on a date with krampus, right? i gave him your number.

Natürlich! Thanking you and waiting patiently for the call.

http://i.minus.com/iom3sM8CRidIm.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsq0VaNLEVo

<3 !

I am glad that Christmas markets are becoming a thing in the UK too now (had many fine ciders and a bratwurst in the faux-German beer tent at the Belfast one) but what they definitely do not have is enough Krampusse, wkiw