but i find literally every "funny" thing he posts to be not funny, ever.
some people just live on different planes, man
i'm just surprised we aren't having a conniption over this - I mean, MY GOD
also it's probably as fake as every single post on "texts from last night"
― Rolo Tony, Friday, 2 December 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
Well yeah, of course it's fake. I think it's probably too dumb for anyone to actually give a shit about tbh.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 2 December 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
word, i should know that. sorry forks.
― nuhnuhnuh, Friday, 2 December 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
supposedly the guy posting the texts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok
― milo z, Friday, 2 December 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
(not Bennett)
didn't know dealwithit.gif could rap too
― dayo, Friday, 2 December 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
max_read: i fucking told you you goddamn moron dumbshits http://t.co/sjrnpHVx
― HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Friday, 2 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
WOAH WOAH WOAH
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 2 December 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
1000TimesYes: The second "Texts From Bennett" turned out to be fake it immediately went from kind of funny to kind of racist. #prettyflyforawhiteguy
― HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Friday, 2 December 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not whiney fwiw
― dealwithit.gif, Thursday, December 1, 2011 3:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― dayo, Friday, 2 December 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
totally fucking whiney fwiw
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 2 December 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
lol there was a second when this was not fake?
― cad, Friday, 2 December 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, exactly
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 2 December 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
Sherry SprainMy thing, is most kids don't care enough about spelling and grammar to care that they sound like complete douchenuggets. I cant tell you how many kids I want to bash their head together and wag my finger into their faces, telling them to get their crap together. My kids had better not ever do douchenugget speak... or else!
― HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Friday, 2 December 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
Elizabeth Galloway · Bethel High SchoolI know a kid that sounds just like Bennett so this is still hugely funny. 21 years old Juggalo wannabe pot head, who acts like he's all gangster. Can't spell worth a crap, didn't graduate because he was just lazy, who lives in a farm town with his 1 year old son. But he knows it all and will tell you so. I don't care of Bennett is fictional.. he mirrors a portion of the kids his age.Reply · 11 · · about an hour ago
o hey, i missed all this.
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 December 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
you know, i had sorta resolved to take advantage of the sandbox to indulge in a little e-thug badditude since i'm not a mod here and i sometimes feel like playing a messageboard character who comes back with a "OH YEAH MATT P THEN WHY DON'T YOU BLOW ME HAH?" but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcEkQhCN1U4
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 December 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
Elizabeth Galloway says it's a-ok to be racist as long as you reinforce her stereotypes!
― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Friday, 2 December 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
my first exposure to this was someone showing me the pic from the first post itt and my response was "that's very reminiscent of AIM chats with ethan" (more for the talking about diff't topics for hours w/ little or no response from the other person than for what he was saying)
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
god this is just the lamest attempt at comedy i've ever seen: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgem02Zpm1qk9nrro1_500.png
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
the real tell is the straight mans responses
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 3 December 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
what a poorly formed tumblr
The Smoking Gun called my father at home without any explanation for how they got his number.
In order to protect his family, obviously, he would not give them any information and told them this. The writer of the story then explained his speculation as to what he THOUGHT the truth was. My dad said he was wrong and wouldn’t comment much further.
I caught wind of the journalist calling my dad, so when he called me, I was very upset. It was very out of line to call my dad at home and try to manipulate him. I yelled at the journalist and told him to stop stalking my family members and that I would give him no information on who Bennett is.
For the record, Bennett is Bennett’s legal middle name. I will not disclose his first or last night, to protect him and the blog. He is unaware it exists, and I want to keep it that way.
It is 100% real, and I want everyone to know that.
― polyphonic, Saturday, 3 December 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
god i need to stop looking at this weak bullshit: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luka1g22O51qk9nrro1_500.jpg
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 3 December 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
like Mac Lethal, one of the main tenants of comedy is knowing when to pack it in, and when you're outed as being fake, defiantly insisting it's not a joke kills whatever remnants of humor were left....
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 3 December 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
i want the lasagna one to be real so bad
― HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Saturday, 3 December 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
i couldnt place what the tone of this was then it came to me, a ventriloquist and dummy in conversation
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 4 December 2011 08:21 (twelve years ago) link
haha yes totally
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Sunday, 4 December 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.lardlad.com/assets/episodes/season4/9f19-big.jpg
I can do all kinds of dances / I can imitate Sage Francis
― Extreme Lifestyle, Sunday, 4 December 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
XD
― HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Sunday, 4 December 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
The Smoking Gun tried hard to out "Bennett"? That sounds faker than him being a real person.
― knackered housecat, Sunday, 4 December 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
this went real fast from "innocent fun" to "CONSPIRACY THEORY MEDIA TRYING TO FEED YOU LIES" blog
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 4 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
he just started to blog his cousin's texts and looked back and told me baby it's realand I say I ain't doubt you for a second, now let Smoking Gun tell me how it feels
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Sunday, 4 December 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
LMFAO at the OMFG GONNA GET A I CAN HAS CHEESEBUERGER STYLE BOOK DEAL WIT DIS SHIT watermark on all the photos now, smfh, mac lethal you herb
― HUSTLA DA =:3 (dealwithit.gif), Sunday, 4 December 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
it's no hipster puppies
― Mordy, Sunday, 4 December 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
I CAN HAS BALLZ ON MY CHIKEN SANDWICH?
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Sunday, 4 December 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
Do ppl call this out as fake cos they reckon theres no way anyone would talk/think like Bennett? because I can assure you people do (my ex's brother, for starters).
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Monday, 5 December 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
oh there totally are -- the fakeness is deeply felt on a completely different level
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Monday, 5 December 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
I dont disagree there.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Monday, 5 December 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
really the give away is the dudes superfake plot furthering responses
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
hes like the guy in bad science fiction novels that keeps prodding the characters to provide crucial information to the reader that the characters wouldnt normally spell out. 'oh rygel-7 you say? what is that exactly?'
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
omg you just made me choke on a grain of brown ricewith laughs
― not uplifting (Abbott), Monday, 5 December 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
ack twice
texts from bennett is really the poor man's karen & ellen letters
― Mordy, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
karen & ellen letters so fake too :\
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link
karen & ellen letters are funny, tho
― Mordy, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
karen and ellen letters are fake and hilarious and not racist
― max max max max, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
texts from bennett is only one of those three things
is the 'racist' part of this just all the uses of the n-word? because ventriloquism of a fictional white person by an actual existing white person that involves the n-word and a lot of 'black slang' is definitely sketchy but i dunno if racist is really the word for it.
― i already regret not just being 'some dude' again (Mr. Stevenson #2), Monday, 5 December 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
there's an whiff of #prettyflyforawhiteguy "white people shouldn't act like this"
― regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Monday, 5 December 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
oh thank god he moved to LA
― sarahel, Friday, 30 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
David Wittman is an award winning film and commercial composer from Berkeley, California. He grew up playing drums and DJing at a young age, and moved to Los Angeles in 1992 to attend UCLA where he received a degree in Economics and Musicology.
In 1999 he began working for renowned commercial music house “Elias Arts” in Santa Monica where his scores have earned top honors in advertising including a Cannes Lion, Clio, AICP, and First Boards award for excellence in original music. He has been featured in SHOOT, Creativity, Boards, and Entertainment Weekly magazines, as well as The Wall Street Journal, Hollywood Reporter, and Huffington Post.
In 2006 he contributed to the score for director Dito Montiel’s debut “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints” (Robert Downey Jr., Shia LaBoeuf) working alongside mentor Jonathan Elias. After the success of the film followed the scores for “Fighting” (Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard, 2009) and “The Son of No One” (Al Pacino, Ray Liotta, 2011.) In 2010 he worked with up-and-coming independent filmmaker Victoria Mahoney on her gritty debut “Yelling to the Sky” (Zoe Kravitz, Gabourey Sibide) premiering in Berlin and SXSW. He and Jimmy Haun co-wrote the score for David Arquette’s directorial debut thriller “The Tripper” back in 2006, and Wittman most recently completed the original music for Sony Pictures “Never Back Down II” directed by Michael Jai White.
In 2011 his music video “Whole Foods Parking Lot” received over 3 million hits on YouTube, and earned him appearances on the Today Show, ABC and NBC News, NPR Radio, and Bloomberg TV. His creative collective “Fog and Smog” comprised of friends and creative associates from the SF Bay Area and LA continues to release videos and work on projects together.
― t. silaviver, Friday, 30 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
lol u spent ur day continuing this conversation
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 8:39 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
the only thing worse than a drive-by smh is when it's coming from someone who already spent their entire morning itt
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 December 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
"what's with these homies dissing my girl/why do they gotta front"
No Cuomo
― uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif), Friday, 30 December 2011 05:21 (twelve years ago) link
hot damn! you mean i can loathe that song because it's racist, and not just because it's fucking annoying?
― sarahel, Friday, 30 December 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.charismatickid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-4.57.50-PM.jpg
― amon, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
"what did we ever do to these guys, to make them so VIOLENT"
― uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
djdave2005
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― amon, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
lol i forgot 'swagger wagon' was directed by that piece of shit observe & report guy
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
i like to imagine djdave having a mixtape full of drops from jeff bridges just like the commercial
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
"you could drop... a beat-beat-beat-beat-b-b-b-b-beat-beat" ::air horns::
― amon, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
swagger wagon dad is from upright citizens brigade
― amon, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
/Onion News Network
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 December 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3w2MTXBebg
― amon, Friday, 30 December 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
MC ROVE
― uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif), Friday, 30 December 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link