all hail the least reassuring motherfucker on the planet

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Q Will the meeting have cakes, or just punch and pie?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/12/27/5458/4121

― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Q Are you human or are you a cyborg/human mixture?

MR. STANZEL: I don't have any information.

― scott seward (121212), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Q Well, did you have a mother or were you bred in a test-tube?

MR. STANZEL: No information on that front. After the first of the year.

― scott seward (121212), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Q Gaggling prospects?

MR. STANZEL: Fuck yeah! Up the ass! Wait, no, I don't know.

― scott seward (121212), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061226/2006_12_25t141437_450x368_us_brown_death.jpg?x=380&y=310&sig=gdzYxQ21F0qFv_mec5o8eg--

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG WATCH OUT FOR SUCKA PUNCH!!!

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe this will change your mind

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Saturday, 30 December 2006 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link

No seriously...Condi's hair. What's the deal?

― Bimbler (Sourkraut), Saturday, 30 December 2006 07:00 (seventeen years ago) link

You're talking as though her hair is normal at other times. This is patent madness.

― James Morrison (James Morrison), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

do you personally swear much?

my mom has embraced late-stage cussin but it's not natural -- you can hear the quotes around the naughty words as she says them. i am better at it -- playing baseball is a crucible for majestic swears -- but generally prefer to keep my powder dry

in any case, there has been no more righteous or appropriate use of 'motherfucker' than rep. tlaib's, perhaps ever

― mookieproof, Saturday, 5 January 2019 06:30 (five years ago) link

i'm a sweary one and i fully support the swear in question.

― lxy, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link

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