Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

Sorry you spent too much on Cheetos, markers. Poor people have been feeling this for years

― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Thursday, 1 December 2011 22:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

big lol @ dan's post.

tonight i bought a quart of regular "golden nog", a quart of "vanilla nog" and a fifth of captain

― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

i apparently sold a serial comma as well

― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

nogl

― wil smif, Friday, December 2, 2011 1:35 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

this thread went from sex to word problems way too quickly

― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Monday, December 5, 2011 2:56 PM Bookmark Permalink

^ needs to be c&p'ed to 'Solitary Posts' imo

I think about most often to calm my anxiety. For instance I was on a flight recently and I started to get really nervous. I'm not the greatest flyer. Then I started thinking about how not everything is about me and how insignificant I am and how unlikely it was that the plane would crash just because I was on it. It helped. So did the benzos.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, December 7, 2011 11:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

thanks I will help you open up ms word later

― iatee, Wednesday, December 7, 2011 3:02 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

can't be stopped can't be tamed

Hoos, just remember that most americans's would subscribe to the observation of Sam Rayburn: "any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one."

You have to offer something constructive, other than anger and wilding around in the streets or most of america will tune you out.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

what, they built a barn like yesterday

― iatee, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

Rich in lols, that thread.

From Gun Etiquette thread:

The guns are at the left of the plate. People get confused about which to use first, but just work from outside in (left to right). There may be an oyster gun on the right but it's much smaller than the others and easy to tell apart.

― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, December 1, 2011

Loool

Also most people into polyamory are kinda ugly.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:20 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

.
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I have a theory that they never got laid enough or enough attention as an adolescent because of said ugliness, and are now making up for it and then some.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:22 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

Remember how all the kids in marching band used to pork each other? Same thing.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

that is a truth lol

Three people this week have told me to buy a laptop
and three times I have denied them

― you are a baby seal (Abbott), Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

you are the judas of laptops.

― estela, Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

re: "Moves Like Jagger"

why can't i rep for something as stupid but catchy if you get to rep for Cee-Lo Smeezington?

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, December 9, 2011 3:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

because "Fuck You" is like a beautiful pastiche of 70s soul and 00s pop and this song is like a Pokemon diharrea fight

― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Friday, December 9, 2011 5:46 PM Bookmark Permalink

oh DAMMIT, I was going to post a link to a Boston place that had a drink on their menu made with veal stock but they've since taken it off of their menu

it was called the ABATTOIR

http://www.citysbest.com/boston/news/2011/03/28/weird-cocktail-of-the-week-veal-stock-martini-at-the-gallows/

― OH NOES, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:46 PM (18 minutes ago)

Try ABATTOIR. It will slaughter you!

― M. White, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:48 PM (17 minutes ago)

From this post forward

$10,000 bet was amazing. Romney fucked this debate up in an incredible way.

― Adrien Brony (step hen faps), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:37 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

"I will bet one night with my wife that you are incorrect"

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:46 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

"which wife"

― HOOS aka driver of steen, Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:51 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

"mr. gingrich, please wait until you're being addressed"

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 06:00 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

In re: Childish Gambino:

--

wow i just heard this and oh shit i don't like it

― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 11:56 AM

I got a girl on my arm dude, show respect
Something crazy, an Asian, Virginia Tech
She too fine
I do dimes

― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:00 PM (53 minutes ago)

Something crazy, an Asian, Virginia Tech

haha is this real?

― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Monday, December 12, 2011 12:01 PM (52 minutes ago)

Sadly, yes.

― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:07 PM (45 minutes ago)

i dont think even iatee could defend that line.

― big popppa hoy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:14 PM (39 minutes ago)

I don't actually like this guy I was just bored the other day

― iatee, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:17 PM (35 minutes ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly sum up ilx

― Mordy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:47 PM (5 minutes ago)

i'm super good friends with several ilxors now, it's a little weird telling people how we met since we didn't know each other growing up or in college or working together. i almost just want to say we met high fiving at a gloryhole behind the lake street kmart because it sounds less lame.

― slandblox goole, Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:31 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

I met someone during a Lake Street Kmart gloryhole high-five. It wasn't the lamest thing I did that day.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQE3lldhDfMVri0UgKlO0GO_D2ROcOLRKq0t1trNoL4UvbuHd2Bw

Yes I know it is Too Soon (c) but I could not help myself in the land of unfortunate headlines.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwa8osRq9P1qz6z0no1_500.jpg

I guess I need the misfortune of that one explained to me. Because of the slang slash = piss?

✔

because of the slang

POLLemicist who SLANGED all, freely, with wit
look i ilxed it

Oh, WmC, you innocent. Slash is one of the following:

Champagne
Lobster
Anal sex
Picnics

would you care to guess which?

I only knew the cut, piss and sexy fanfic meanings.

(actually yes I know, technically it doesn't have to involve anal sex (though it mostly does, because it's totally a slash ~thing~) but it's phrase that's been repeated often in his threads so my mind made the obvious leap)

I got an email the other day from someone who put one space BEFORE every fullstop and no spaces afterwards. BONKERS.

― los krampusinos! (pomplamau5), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:20 (52 minutes ago) Permalink

^ not how I remember Chuck D's lyric

― nashwan, Friday, 16 December 2011 13:22 (50 minutes ago)

yeah i was gonna post that one

things that shd happen to ppl who say 'pandas are an evolutionary dead end & shd be left to die out'

(...after several quite imaginative suggestions:)

they should be pissed and shat upon by a panda.

― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:29 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

LOLled

deep down we're all a little bit straight, Tuomas

― Extreme Lifestyle, Friday, December 16, 2011 1:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

This pic wins excelsior FOREVER

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwazoqN7pv1qdmmiqo1_400.gif

-Z S

The use of "lady doctor" has faded considerably, now that women are not only going to med school in greater numbers, but are often choosing to serve in the less glamorous roles of family medicine and pediatrics, so they are often one's main doctor. As for "female musician", I have never encountered it. Not once. And I don't seem to be a carrier for the idea that musicians are male by default. Composers and conductors, otoh...

"Male nurse" is still going strong, although they are less of a rarity now.

― Aimless, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:28 (Yesterday) Permalink

i have yet to encounter "lady doctor" within the field of medicine

― river wolf, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

Anyone run into "lady strawman" yet?

― C.K. Dexter Holland, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

Chris Martin is right! I don't like his music but if listening to OK Computer got him that babe Gwyneth then you can't say it's that terrible!

― billy goat, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:27 PM Bookmark Permalink

Gwyneth was totally insufferable and intolerable until, like, 3 years ago?

― OH NOES, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:37 PM Bookmark Permalink

and now she's . . . ?

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:38 PM Bookmark Permalink

vegan!

― flexidisc, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:38 PM Bookmark Permalink

lookit the paragraph starting "'Fangtasia,' Pam said" -- there's places where the gaps between words are larger than the words themselves -- now admittedly i. a small subset of people will care and ii. this appears to be from one of those true blood novels so w/e

i don't know, i assume the normal response is "why in the hell would that bother you" and then i say "you don't know it but it's crippling your reading experience" and then i turn into that guy who starts the dynamic range compression threads and refuse to go outside because i might hear some music that's not on my perfectly magnetically balanced insulated and feng shui-ed hi fi system

― thompp, Thursday, December 22, 2011 6:16 PM (2 days ago)

I dont like watching an undead 3D model in an evening gown run awkwardly down hallways for hours at a time for a fleeting external environment money shot

― oPal, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:01 AM (10 hours ago)

what game is this a reference to?

― zappi, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:59 AM (5 hours ago)

last year at marienbad HD

― Mordy, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 7:01 AM (5 hours ago)

pretty good one from the Games thread

will no one think of the adult straight dudes???

All day.

― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 1:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

will no one think of Gwyneth Paltrow?

I don't know what tumblr whites is but it sounds like a dryer setting.

― M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 17:26 (37 minutes ago) Permalink

haha what thread?

tumblr whites lemonade

Texts from Bennett, LBI

Ta!

denial is just kind of sad past a certain point, even from a total asshole.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:03 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

:--------------------)

― amon, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

The Suarez Report is weirdly engrossing. Quite amusing reading references to Mr. Kuyt and so on

― Number None, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:07 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

I'm sure that was done for his benefit

― slightly upwards of (once a lifetime is ample), Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:40 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink