Do you wink?

My ex-boyfriend's son called his penis a winker.

Presumably c. 18th/19th C they started getting a bit better - maybe looking a bit like Abbott,

I'll have none of this *shoots Popeye wink-scowl*

I think winking should involve SOME cheek movement anyway or you look like one of those blinking baby dolls where the blinking mechanism broke in one eye and it's half-closed all the time (if you are familiar with this phenomenon).

(This is me trying to reassure myself.)
(ha ha)

I used to but people would just ask me if I was having a seizure so I stopped

I inexplicably could only wink my left eye until I was about 20.

I can't do it convincingly tbh, feel that the rest of my face more than makes up for this deficit though and have a healthy regard for those people who can (similar to that held for those who are good whistlers)

Could probably count on one hand the times I've winked intentionally

BTW: receiving a flirtatious wink: Classicest of Classics. And receiving a lech wink is just as Dud.

i can't wink without making a very offputting scrunchy face, so, its probably best i drop a 'never wink' vote

i winked and finger gunned in class today when someone finally got the right answer
i think this is the only time i wink?

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Sometimes winker.

long-time listener, first-time winker

Who am I kidding. I wink on a fairly regular basis.

I am winking as I type this

now have 18th Dye's "Can U Wink" stuck in my head

There are moments when only a wink will do the job and do it right. These are few, but precious.

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I completely unironically winked at somebody yesterday.

trying now out of boredom i question whether i even can wink

when u fingerpoint while winking, do you *snap* the point into place? i do.

lol yeah

I'm never sure if I can wink properly. I'll have to test this with a partner sometime.

try winking at random strangers in a bar or in the street and ask them if you're doing it right

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you could cut the tension with a knife!!

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63 votes in a sandbox poll o_O might be just me but sandbox still feels like such a pioneering venture for me. It's like Mission to Mars. I miss all the ilx pals that didn't make it. Surprised to actually see 63 people here (of whom 53 sometimes or frequently or one time winked!)

;)
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too cuet

without a holster too

omg I want that shirt

found it at a goodwill in 93 or so?
wore the hell out of it in college
put it into the clothing archives for safekeeping
busted it out earlier this year for a airplane related special occasion

my favorite tshirt of all time possibly
no idea where it came from!

ll, you should take up winking as a signature gesture, that is a marvellous wink, you've got the wink factor.

And the teeth factor!

this thread reminded me that there are a few times during "inception" when leo dicaprio is sitting down and talking to people, and mid-sentence he winks in this unconscious, twitchy kind of way. it annoyed me cuz it made me think "i bet leo dicaprio winks like that all the time irl."

i winked today once for real at a person (a you-know-what-i'm-talking-about) and once at the highway while i was singing an alice cooper song in my car.

Under My Wheels?

I sincerely hope it was!

I have the thing where if I try to wink that eye just stays shut. Not forever or anything but longer than standard appropriate wink-length.

Pretty sure it was "Billion Dollar Babies", sorry to disappoint

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i wink all the time. i would have voted in this poll if i hadn't been too busy winking and having multiple orgasms every second.

whoa, i'm really sorry about your condition!