i mean he's not good to begin with, but
― v-shasty, Friday, 2 December 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
how did the Nation react to Bobby V's presser?
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 2 December 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
who cares
the marlins are giving heath bell $27m
― v-shasty, Friday, 2 December 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link
wonder if theyll include a clause ensuring hes not closing under an assumed name
― j crunchwrap supreme, Friday, 2 December 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
i would enjoy the heath bell era much more if he assumed a different name every time he pitched
― v-shasty, Friday, 2 December 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
the little i saw of heath bell last year... he did not look good. lots of 94 mph fastballs up in the zone.
― v-shasty, Friday, 2 December 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
Capuano takes his amazing calves to Dodger Stadium, 2 yr/$10M
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 2 December 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
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resigned kool-aid drinking save a minority of cynical holdouts.
― cad, Friday, 2 December 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
Feds open SEC probe into Miami Marlins stadium deal
occupy jeffrey loria tbh
― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 December 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
Trying to think of a good reason to continue being a Padres fan and not coming up with anything.
― polyphonic, Saturday, 3 December 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
they can always keep passing their shitty relievers onto the marlins?
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
nice of the SEC to take notice right before the marlins broke ground. they can really save the taxpayers some money before things get out of hand.
padres getting joe wieland and robbie erlin for mike adams was more than solid tbh
― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
Glad we got some new pitchers to help us keep losing 1-0.
― polyphonic, Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link
the pads do have one of the best systems in baseball right now tho. granted, the guy responsible for that is now the general manager of the cubs, but oh well.
― v-shasty, Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
well yeah, but getting two solid starting prospects for a reliever in his 30s is good.
also i'm from pittsburgh so shut it xp
(btw casey kelly sux)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 December 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
Pedro officially retiring.
― sir thermo of thinwall, Sunday, 4 December 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link
welcome to miami
Ken_Rosenthal Ken RosenthalSources: #Marlins, Reyes in agreement on six-year, $106M deal, pending physical. #MLB
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
the "miami" marlins have actually signed a free agent. for $100 million dollars. everything i believed in was a lie.
clarkspencer clarkspencerConfirmed: "Done deal" -- #Marlins and SS Jose Reyes have agreed to terms on six-year deal, pending physical.
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman#marlins, reyes have a deal.
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
i'm just gonna keep posting this, out of shock
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
holy hell i just saw this
― cad, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
going to cautiously say that the money is reasonable
― cad, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link
if he stays healthy, it has a chance to be
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:21 (twelve years ago) link
if if if if if if if
JCRMarlinsbeat Juan C. RodriguezConfirmed: #Marlins and Jose Reyes have agreed to a six-year, $106 million contract pending physical
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
whoops!
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heymanmets get only a third round pick plus a sandwich pick. (miami's 2nd rounder went to SD for bell). timing is everything.
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
this is the only time in my life that i've ever felt any positive feelings for jeffrey loria
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link
seriously you guys, someone is going to have to put me into a straitjacket
jaysonst Jayson StarkEven after signing Reyes, #Marlins now plan to make aggressive push to sign Pujols, sources say. More to come at ESPN.com
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
this is so funny
― cad, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
sorry i don't want to play into miami stereotypes but it's just so
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--a5KNFBGs6w/TdS14tTC5zI/AAAAAAAAAOo/xKMaYh5MBrQ/s1600/scarface.jpg
― cad, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
no it's okay, it's incredibly, incredibly hilarious
i seriously think jeffrey loria got kidnapped
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
have you seen me?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009_images/owners/jeffrey-loria.jpg
― cad, Monday, 5 December 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link
Now that they've checked Reyes off their to-do list, the Miami Marlins have an even bigger name on their radar screen -- Albert Pujols.
Sources told ESPN.com on Sunday night that the Marlins plan to make an aggressive run at Pujols over the next two days.
A source also told ESPNDeportesLosAngeles.com that Miami has emerged as the most likely destination for Pujols if the slugger decides to leave the St. Louis Cardinals, the only team he has played for in his 11-year career.
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
man. this team.
― sir thermo of thinwall, Monday, 5 December 2011 06:24 (twelve years ago) link
so they get maybe Buehrle, maybe Pujols. do they beat Philly? do we watch another Crawford/Lackey disaster unfold? when was the last time a team went this free agent crazy? the diamondbacks?
― sir thermo of thinwall, Monday, 5 December 2011 07:39 (twelve years ago) link
buehrle is better than lackey and the marlins new stadium is big, so i think his stuff would play there
reyes... has also been a better player with crawford, but he's fraught with risk. if crash landed like crawford next year i'd be shocked. hopefully reyes actually wants to come to miami and isn't solely running to the money, which i think was part of crawford's prob next year.
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 08:02 (twelve years ago) link
er, last year
the phillies will be good, i think they're on shaky ground if anything else goes wrong for them, they're gonna have a hard time scoring runs, and if any of their pitchers gets hurt...
the marlins could win the wild card if they pick up a few more guys if they stay healthy. the problem is that they have no depth, which is why they turned into one of the absolute worst teams in baseball last year when guys started getting hurt. so, things would have to break right, but it certainly would be in play
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 08:04 (twelve years ago) link
man. this team. should get plague.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 5 December 2011 12:41 (twelve years ago) link
According to ESPN Boston's Gordon Edes, the agent for outfielder Yoenis Cespedes is telling interested teams that his client wants a $60 million contract.
sick of hearing about this fool.. sounds like willy mo pena 2.0.
― mayor jingleberriez, Monday, 5 December 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
i don't know -- if carl crawford and jayson werth are getting $120m contracts, yeonis cespedes probably will be worth half that
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
plus he can leg-lift two friends and catch a ball behind his back
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 5 December 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
dodgers get capuano and harang. y'all jealous.
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― mayor jingleberriez, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
quite the one-two punch there!
― sir thermo of thinwall, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
look out NL west!
― sir thermo of thinwall, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
'jimmy rollins is just a winner'
― mookieproof, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link
heyman sez: Dodgers in talks on possible 2-yr deal with jerry hairston. Not done yet
why in the sweet name of fuck are we trying to sign all the terrible backup infielders and 5th starters on the market if we allegedly have no money
― mayor jingleberriez, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
they are putting together a really absurd team
― v-shasty, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
colletti is a fucking joke. this team is terrible and 81 wins is looking optimistic.
you look at these off-season moves and its like WHAT IS THE FUCKING PLAN? I guess with no owner and hopefully no future there is no plan..
― mayor jingleberriez, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link