Gun Etiquette

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I probably would have asked to look at one of them, the rifle most likely. Ppl that far along the gun nut spectrum always like it when you admire their firearms.

M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

it's pretty antisocial to carry a gun around as it is so i'd say staring at it would be the lesser of evils in that case xxp

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

it's pretty antisocial to carry a gun around as it is

I'm pretty sure some ppl in Arizona might disagree

M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

it's pretty antisocial to live in arizona

iatee, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

yeah m white otm the guy who shot that congresswoman was definitely a crazy person

p much if you are a concealedcarrier = you are a crazy person

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

I probably would have asked to look at one of them, the rifle most likely. Ppl that far along the gun nut spectrum always like it when you admire their firearms.

uh. this situation doesnt sound like its really anywhere on the gun nut spectrum to me, dude happened to have guns out when someone stopped by unexpectedly, its not like he was brandishing them at the mailman or something.

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

Fair enough, but I wouldn't have asked, I would have put my guns away. Guns go in safes or lockers or drawers or racks at the very least. Leaving guns strewn about is nagl imho and indicates a certain amount of gun nuttery.

M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

so he was like, just admiring them for his own pleasure? Xp

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's pretty cool to leave guns out in the open, it should be done in more places, like on people's lawns, at the starbucks, at the post office, in the courthouse... a person should never go wanting for a gun when he needs one

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

this is the shotgun room, i mean the living room

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

personally I always make sure there is a gun out on every table or bed in my house, just in case somebody drops by unexpectedly and wants to admire one of my guns

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

if any of you guys want to admire my guns right now please come on by, you'll find some guns in the mailbox, in the flower pot, the oven

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

"I just like the feel of my guns when I pull them out of the freezer."

M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

All end tables should have one of these:

http://www.carryconcealed.net/Websites/carryconcealed/Images/Reviews/fastholsterc.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

I've been known to have a gun or two out on my desk on occasion - if I've been to the range and haven't been back to my parents' house to put them in the safe or w/e.

I sent a friend a picture of my desk once - Tom Waits CDs, some depressing book and a .44 Magnum revolver. His response was "suicide starter kit?"

milo z, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

Do you clean every time you shoot?

M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

You know, the more that I think about this the more I realize that my gun nut friends in high school all had various guns around and they assumed that they were all cool with it so everybody else should be too. I never really said anything about it but it was foreign to my family. All my grandparents had guns but they were never, ever on display. I guess it's a regional/generational thing.

M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty much never. Cleaning guns is generally unnecessary, especially if it's a Glock/M&P/etc.

milo z, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

back when i shot competetively i cleaned the guns after every match/practice session, but that was long distance rifle so accuracy is kinda super key.

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

what if you get saliva in the barrel

iatee, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

wha?

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

he said "what if you get salvia in the barrel"

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

He is trying to imply he makes out with his rifle but no pic no cred.

wolves lacan sandbox ed, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

what would happen if you took two guns and put the barrles end-to-end and shot them at the same time

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

why do that when you can just suppress a sneeze and a fart at the same time

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

man iatee, for a guy who doesnt know anybody who knows anything about guns, you sure do seem to know a lot about people who know a lot about guns.

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

tbh I kind of want to learn about guns now, I am fascinated by them as real things rather than kind of knee-jerkedly disgusted by the concept of them

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

who is proven by booze science

iatee, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

what would happen if you shot a gun at somebody and they shot a gun at you at the same time but their gun was bigger and the bullets were on the same trajectory but heading towards each other

would the bullet from their gun hit the bullet from your gun

would the two bullets form a super bullet

how many people would die

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

I was saving up my pennies to buy a gun, but I accidentally bought a guitar instead. Need more pennies.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think there's anything especially wrong with the situation in the o.p.

but if there was a scheduled thing where people were coming over to a house, yeah, put the guns away.

slandblox goole, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

forget about the penis build your own gun!

wolves lacan sandbox ed, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

could you make a gun out of pennies

or a gun that shoots pennies

what happens if you threw a gun that shot pennies off the empire state building and then in midair the gun shot a penny at the ground

would anybody die

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, did he say why he was in the guy's house?

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

"oh shit my guitar's out hope that's ok"

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

this was an unscheduled thing

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

ok I broke into his house

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

if you just show up to a guy's house, it's his house, so what.

if he's having people over it's a little odd. there's gradations obv. "sure stop by, i'm just doing some stuff around the house (incl. cleaning my guns)"

if this person is the type to sit around watching tv with a pistol in his hand, that's a little tony montana/john milius i guess, but it doesn't sound like that.

xps

slandblox goole, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

I'm related to a lot of enthusiastic gun owners and outside of hunting season when there are bound to be rifles propped up around the house (assuming no kids around - I am also related to staunch gun safety advocates), I would find it surprising if my relatives had their guns out laying around in the living room.

thejenny, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

^^ yeah. My parents babysit my niece now, and Dad has gotten (rightly) paranoid about a newly mobile two-year-old poking under beds and in closets, so every gun is locked in a cabinet and each gun has a trigger lock.

Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

What if he builds his own guns with precious metals and he's polishing them while watching the Planet Earth series.

wolves lacan sandbox ed, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

what if your neighbor has a pool and you can't swim.

elks thunder, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

ok so after he said that he would put the guns away if I was uncomfortable around them, and after I just was kind of like "give me a minute to think about the concept of guns" we both just kind of sat there quietly, watching king of queens, and he looked at me after a minute and was like, "this is something people with guns should do right, offer to put them away? I dont really know how this all is supposed to work, I grew up around guns, but I would assume that someone might this this was weird" and, because I was really stoned and kind of afraid and wanted to stop talking about the guns, to stoned to talk even really, I was like oh no it's ok I still have to think, and then he turned back to king of queens and after a minute he was like "man I don't even know what's going on in this episode" and I was like "yeah I know right"

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

and someone else in the room was like "yeah me too, and I've been paying attention"

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

sounds like you lived a chapter in a DeLillo novel.

Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

why were you afraid?

n/a, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

that's kind of why i wanted to know about etiquette from people around the us, because the whole situation was kind of up in the air for both of us

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

i think i object more to the nexus of thc, kevin james and leah rimini than to unsafe firearms

slandblox goole, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

is this guy scary?

n/a, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

yes i have heard of these parents who do not allow toys with anything weapon-y at all. don't know what to say about that other than i am glad my parents were not like that.

I was not allowed to have toy guns. But when I was in second or third grade, my dad taught me how to shoot an actual rifle. Also he used to stand on our back porch and shoot squirrels for dinner.

wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Monday, 12 December 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

See, I think that's the ideal, correct attitude to teach your kids about guns. By the time I came into my son's life, he had already amassed a little arsenal of toys, so trying to start over again toy gun-less wasn't really in the cards.

how suburban was your home back when your dad used to shoot squirrels from the porch? My personal perceptions of how suburban/rural our neighborhood is factor into why I think it's sort of hilarious. : )

rusty flathead screwdriver, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

maybe you should start a thread about your perceptions of your neighborhood

iatee, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

ahhhhh, that came out all wrong. my point being that my town feels pretty suburban to me now. And I'm not at all bothered by the hunting of squirrels for meat. I think it's probably at least reasonable meat and I'd love to try it. But we all live on pretty small plots of land in our neighborhood, such that the discharging of a weapon in your backyard seems weird to me, is all.

entirely not meaning to stir up shit in the way that iatee implies, and if so. I'm sorry.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

cool thread, toys shaped like weapons are the best but irl guns should be banned forever, even so, if a guy wants to chill with his guns out nbd it's just hat you have a substantially higher chance of dying in that house than in most houses

max max max max, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

maybe you should start a thread about your perceptions of your neighborhood

― iatee, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:56 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

we should do this!, i have such a ridiculous ad-hom view of my neighbourhood (/town), i feel like the way you feel about a place exemplifies the kind of difficulty of separating your empirical experiences w/the fact that you still can't generalise about a place because you know like 0.001% of it & its inhabitants, and are usually judging it on the basis of very personal experiences

Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

i.... don't think you can really kill a squirrel with a BB gun? sort of have to think he was using a .22

squirrels are fucking hard to shoot, btw, props to gun dad

his venerable escutcheon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

although negative props for maiming squirrels with an underpowered firearm

his venerable escutcheon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

how suburban was your home back when your dad used to shoot squirrels from the porch? My personal perceptions of how suburban/rural our neighborhood is factor into why I think it's sort of hilarious. : )

We lived in a housing development with tree-named lanes and a pool and a community center but plopped in the middle of rural swampland in southern Delaware (I had a loooong bus ride to school and it was a 15-20 minute drive to the grocery store). So not suburbs, since there was no urban area, but not really rural, either, since if my father aimed low, he would have taken out a neighbor's back window/cat/child. So yes, it was actually very hilarious (in hindsight. At the time it was awful because I hated squirrel and the whole endeavor drove my mom crazy).

wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

xxp: Naw, you can kill small animals (maybe up to a squirrel?) with a bb gun. I think I would have heard a .22; this was right down the street.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

xp: Okay, so that sounds like a similar dynamic as I've got here (just south of Annapolis, MD).

rusty flathead screwdriver, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

although negative props for maiming squirrels with an underpowered firearm

― his venerable escutcheon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 13:22 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

great sentence

Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

xp probably very similar, especially given the proximity and shared swampiness!

wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

^^^^ best concealed weapons

remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

it's p disturbing seeing that because when i saw the one about the cats - http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=95 - i was hoping that the pics had just been sourced from some astute google image searches. but like i guess he actually has a bunch of guns around. and cages.

Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

The cage is a humane animal trap - v common.

wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

ah okay. still though. the covering it in red sauce &c, & the having a bunch of guns. idk. maybe i should just be saluting the effort.

Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

you should be saluting the stars and bars itt imo

river wolf, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

My elementary school didn't care that I brought my pellet rifle to school for a 4th grade Thanksgiving play, circa 1990, along with one of my grandfather's pipes - kind of mind-boggling now, since either would probably get a kid in serious shit.

milo z, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWzgzby_hM

amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link


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