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11:45 PM, 13 Feb 07 locked user lexpretend by ian (worst of the worst)

RIP

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, dom is throwing such a fit, must've struck a nerve. don't worry i know the "proven facts" 1st-hand innit, i've no need to worry & will have even less need soon.

btw v) this is where I ask questions about my beautiful new matchbook

ariel levy (ariel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex is hilariously linking to a Livejournal post by a good friend of mine where she relates her recent suicide attempt. Way to win over the crowd kiddo.

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, you do realise that even ILX posters like me [...] don't attract as much vitriol or vilification as you do

I did not realise that!

(Lex is locked at present, sends his kisses though)

xpost you appear to have misspelt "dumped your ass"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"I mean, you do realise that even ILX posters like me [...] don't attract as much vitriol or vilification as you do"

Surely this isn't true!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

*roll eyes emoticon*

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

not a lot of rofflez in this thread

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

who wouldve thought dedicating your life to calling people idiots for not liking paris hilton would be such a controversial path

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

scarves, be gone

coz larry (bundgee), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

dom and lex = both super boring.

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno usually dom is pretty funny

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

lex getting pwned by Dan on a thread where the new topic of conversation is whether Beyonce songs are autobiographical -- hey guys, it's like I know these pop stars! They are singing me their lives.

mh (mike h.), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we get back to the latest post by Louis Jagger about his heroin abuse now?

Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i hear lj turned she-he for skag scrill

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of attracting vitriol, I recommend spending 100% of your time somewhere else, instead. Just because a lot of people don't respond to you directly doesn't mean they approve. Actual roffles, please.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno usually dom is pretty funny

he's continuing his habit of bringing roffles to thehold (well, not here)

the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf, this thread

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL?

badg (badg), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cosine :xpost = qed - rofl

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

repulsive gaybashing is rofflesome

Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.readingeagle.com/editor/archives/santorum%20921.jpg
"tee hee lol roffles etc."

Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

howcum all this funny shit happens back in the box while the "real" ILX has been paralysingly humorless for most of 2007?

mark coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

cos ppl are annoyed about lack of real ILX, so more tetchy on sandbox and spoilin for fites

resumo impetus (blueski), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

nah this has been brewing for ages.

temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, and the ilx situation is what tips it over

resumo impetus (blueski), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

BAN EVERYONE!

kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"can someone please name any of the intelligent, enriching, worthwhile posters who left because ilx was 'too mean'?"

Ian Riese-Moraine is the first to come to mind. [...]

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 14th, 2007.

temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

hasselhoff crotch.gif

latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

is it just me or is this thread (perhaps not so strangely) lacking participation from most of the traditionally super-hostile ILXors...?

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), February 14th, 2007

Hey fuck you, pal.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 14th, 2007

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

really?

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

not for lolz just for ned saying fuck you to shakey mo - if there was a way to indicate without pasting shakeys post & revealing the 'joke' i would

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU BAD MAN.

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.lafayettejeff.org/DECA_Website/Products/Nachos.jpg

iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

$280.01

so so so so funnyyyyy

urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

The Lex is writing for The Guardian now? Wow.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOD LUCK!

urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i was kind of shocked by that too

the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ned stole that joke from me

this is cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ned stole that joke from me Shakey's mom

nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

in eBay buyer's feedback:

Hey man. It was definetely NOT SHADY. It said in the auction-FOR DISPLAY PURPESS

Seller
skateboardingskaterdavid(80Feedback score is 50 to 99)
Feb-13-07 290080767095

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/dawn668/danza.jpg

Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

omg that eBay auction, hahahahahaha

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i am a douche

bill sackter (bill sackter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Libertarians are what republicans used to pretend to be.
members of the libertarian party is probably just angry white men.
Well, that mentality seems to be prevalent among those whom I think would join.

And what do you man by not have thought things through thoroughly" shadowcat?
I find when people say things like that they mean "accept political parties, if you don't you're wasting your time!" or "The government needs to interfere on behalf of (insert X whiney group who has no right to complain) because they're too lazy to get off their ass and do something other than whine!"
I had this LOONG discussion wih a very leftist woman. it was about the smoking bans.
"but what about the people who don't smoke?"
Who's making them go there?
"Where else will they go?"
A non=smoking restaraunt.
"Those didn't exist."
Hahahaa! Yeah they did. they were all over.
"You probably don't remember, but ost places were either smoking all over or the smoking section was poorly divided."
Yeah, I remember, and whle some places were poorly set up, newer restaraunts were very different.
"circular argument!"
No.
"Why should I have do deal with the smoke?"
You don't. Go somewhere else.
"Why should I have to?"
Because the owner of a private establishment has chosen not to abolish a certain legal activity.
"Where else should I go?"
That loop continued for about 10 minutes.
Eventually I suggested the alternative of getting together and starting a business that didn't have smoking.
"Well that's really hard!"(more or less)
Name a business that's easy and guaranteed, and I'll punch you for being stupid(isn't what I said, but it's what I meant).
"But a non smoking restaraunt would fail!"
Well first, that would show a lack of interest by the public for that kind of restaraunt, and second we're sitting in a restaraunt that's been non-smoking from day one and it's doing just fine.
"but what about the health risks for employees?"
at that point I gave up and didn't say "Who forced them to work there? NO ONE likes to work in food service, so they've probably got jack for skills and shouldn't be picky!"
I did however touch on the idea of PRECEDENT.

SO. if you're calling me an idealist, thank you.
If you just think that the government should be like an overprotective christian parent and watch and guide our every move, try making choices for yourself for a whole month. No book can tell you what to do, you cannot ask for advice. You will make every decision for yourself.
I suggest you do this on vacation.
My guess is you'll either be addicted to freedom or be frightened by choice. In case one, I'll congradulate you, in case two, I pity you.

-- Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (gzeusmant...), February 15th, 2007 6:37 AM. (The GZeus)

ok can someone walk me through this killfile/ignore user thing?

-- Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 15th, 2007 6:50 AM. (grady)

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I've seen that pigeon thing a few times over the years and it ALWAYS cracks me up.

dan selzer (dan selzer), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

hi jon,

i'm mostly a lurker, i posted a stupid mickey quote from the jail rape thingy on the noize rofflez thread and coz larry bundgee changed my post to "i am a douche" and then banned me. i don't really care about the banning, altho i have no idea what that is about - cap'n save a felon? but can you just delete my "message"

i'm a longtime fan of your "work" - kudos, bro.

"bill"

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jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link


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