ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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That jersey comment was funny though.

You got to love the Saints.

― debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Karney, wtf?

On-side kick, WTF?!

Sean Payton, Coach of the Year.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy moly!

― debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, Henderson TD!!! poor Bill Parcells. I can't look at him.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

He's got that constipated look Don Coryell used to have all the time.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, New Orleans has to run an entire quarter off the clock. Who wants to blow shit up worse, Parcells or Al Michaels?

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

This is awkward.

― debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

also awkward: the phrase "anointing oil."

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

MIKE KARNEY, FOLK HERO

that was maybe the awesomest game of the year. I am mystified by the dueling kneeldowns at the end end when just a little earlier they went for the onside while UP EIGHTEEN POINTS. But still, MIKE FUCKING KARNEY HOLY SHIT.

also wtf @ strahan subway commercial

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

MIKE KARNEY, FOLK HERO

also wtf @ strahan subway commercial, not helping the gay rumors dude

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

err

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG what if the Chargers face the Saints in the Super Bowl? Brees vs. Rivers! LT/Turner vs Bush/Deuce! The best TE in football against the best TE-eligible in football! Beaches vs. bayou!

Not that this will actually happen, but O! the storylinez.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I am mystified by the dueling kneeldowns at the end end when just a little earlier they went for the onside while UP EIGHTEEN POINTS.

I think the Saints kneeldowns with 3+ minutes to go were as much an "I'M IN UR STADIUM, CRUSHING UR WINDPIPE" as the onside kick was. It was like watching a cat bat a mouse around for 20 minutes before killing it.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Also the reverse on 4th and one.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that reverse was badass. I mean, it almost didn't work, but whoa.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

the Strahan commercial mystified me. I caught that during the Giants game, what the hell?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: why is the Super Bowl halftime show this year Prince??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

And you would prefer...

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

kitty halftime show

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Also this was the first week I picked the Giants' opponents in our pick 'em league. FUCK U 2 GIANTS.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that's what you get, FOOTBALL JUDAS.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Off-topic: anyone see that the country-fried gurl in the newish MAN LAW ad is JEWEL?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha you watch football on television.

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't CHEESE me off, Matt!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

aidsy, Bentley had a staph infection after his surgery which delayed the healing time and now he has to have the knee re-operated on. It was uncertain whether he was going to be ready for the season opener before all these setbacks so, at best, he'll be lucky to play next season.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

bjork should be on the man law commercials

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

If that's Jewel then she's lost a helluva lot of unnecessarily lost weight.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

btw lol @ indy! though I am bitter that Jax didn't beat them the first time when I defiantly declared that Indy was in for a hellacious rapin'.

the pats actually have a shot at losing the division to the jets. lol.

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, you underestimate the likelihood that Prince is going to wander onstage with Kitties For Jesus.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I work with someone who is declaring Philly NFC East victory, I really had to try hard not to just fall down laughing and pissing myself. It's like O RLY.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i had to lol lol lol @ tony romo yesterday. i was already getting sick of him.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

romo + t.o. vs brees and bush and colston and devery and DEUCE and MIKE "WTF" KARNEY, that's not even a contest. though i have to lol at myself for getting sick of julius jones and benching him and then watching him rumble for a 77 yd TD.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh man Payton so pwned Parcells. Dallas was looking for Colston, Bush, etc. and got schooled by Karney who never touches the ball ever. If Payton doesn't win coach of the year there should be a re-count. Also isn't this looking like one of the best rookie classes in a long time.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Monday, 11 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I work with someone who is declaring Philly NFC East victory, I really had to try hard not to just fall down laughing and pissing myself. It's like O RLY.

what is so ridiculous about this prediction? jeff garcia has looked pretty good these past few games -- and the rest of their offense is still strong and healthy!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 11 December 2006 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, honestly I think the eagles have as much of a shot as dallas at this point. they're only one game behind them, and after next week's humbling defeat at the hand of the falcons the boys' season will be OVAH

prince halftime show is gonna be AWESOME. c'mon you have to be more stoked for this than the stones or mccartney. i wouldn't be shocked if we saw some nip too!

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 11 December 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

>=0 at 'nym for nabbing Pinner before I could!

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"this is where it becomes apparent how terrifyingly good Chicago's special teams are"

i'm amending this to 'head-explodingly awesome'. hester ftw!

― aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9949/ffsgh9.jpg

― PPlains (PPlains), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Muhammu

― aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

re: Philly, they didn't exactly beat the Redskins in a convincing manner, and if you can't beat the Redskins convincingly and you expect to be a playoff team...well...haha I guess that makes you the Colts but seriously they are in third place (one out of the 'Boys and they lose the tie breaker with the Giants) and play both of those teams on the road the next two weeks. It's basically batshit insane to think they'll win all three of their next three games (hahaha they'll definitely beat the Falcons though).

re: Chicago, is there like a new rule this season that the Chicago defense can do WHATEVER THEY WANT all of the time?? I don't think I've actually watched a game of theirs (admittedly this is only a few games) where I thought anyone besides Hester looked totally awesome?? The pass interferences going on last night that weren't getting called made me mad enough I just sat off and read cookbooks instead of bothering with listening to fucking Kornhole shriek like a three year old girl with a My Little Pony over the fact that "THIS IS PRACTICALLY LIKE SOLDIER FIELD!!! ARE THE RAMS FANS DEAD OUT THERE? OMG WTF!! TEE HEE!" I'm kind of psyched for the inevitable complete Colts-style playoff collapse with this team because I'm with Denny Green at this point in the season.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Tho Philly will probably still make it as a wild-card team, what with everyone else in the NFC being godawful for some reason.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

also dudes
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/687/1165465941349pu9.png
^^^ this making me think "Bill Belichick", why?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

the bucket represents Vinny Testaverde

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

It needs the hoodie!

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

There are some big dollar odds makers that have to be in a complete panic when setting the odds heading into the playoffs. I have no clue who is going to win this thing, as even the good teams have some serious flaws.

That Cincy and Indy game this weekend should be fun to watch. The Bengals defense has played well in the past three weeks, but I think it will end up a video game score.

― earlnash (earlnash), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Wasn't the last Cincy/Indy game something like 128-109?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't stand joey porter but i love this quote: “I didn’t mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow. Pretty much, that’s it about that.”

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

More people should use that excuse.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

two things i love about the quote: 1. deliberately trying to offend kellen winslow will always earn you points with me and 2. the (what i'm assuming is unintended) use of the double negative implies that he in fact was trying to offend everyone.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

At this point in his career, Winlsow has been pwned so many times by so many people and events that you just wish he'd take it all to heart and shut up.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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