he had a really hilarious routine about how he doesn't litter because he worries that the trash would fall on a dead white woman and he'd get arrested.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, November 29, 2011 8:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink
"now i'm the pepsi-cola rapist just cuz i'm lazy"
― v-shasty, Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
^alltime
― ruth m4rcus is a mor4n (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 1 December 2011 07:42 (twelve years ago) link
I re-listened to the Maron interview...I still feel like most of what he thinks is fucked up, but the way he expresses what he thinks is something else. His analogy about women and men being sharks, and women dating penguins and eventually complaining about why aren't they more like sharks is just funny. Or his idea that blacks don't have a hitler to hate, so he just hates the idea of white people in general. Weird and fucked up but he says it in a really fucking funny way.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 December 2011 08:48 (twelve years ago) link
most comedians have pretty fucked up views on everything but sometimes Patrice is dead on. his speech to Seth Macfarlane at the Sheen roast was amazing, it was something like "Hanna had to slap the shit out of Barbera when he started to think he was bigger than Yogi Bear"
― I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 1 December 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
he had a way with a super specific detail thrown in to a seemingly-average bit that sets the whole scene. like, a bit about arguing with your girlfriend (zzz) ends with "i'm about to push this bitch through a fishtank"
― slandblox goole, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
hooooooo boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=circ4kwooeY
― silvana mangano, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link
Man I don't even know who the fuck Greg Giraldo was, but I knew he was dead.
― dyao think i'm sexy (jaymc), Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
you run the dead poll tho
― iatee, Thursday, 1 December 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
this guy's standup special was on comedy central last night. It was pretty good, I laughed. can easily see how his schtick would go off the rails/over the top tho
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 1 December 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, 5 December 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
I <3 enbb's philippemoticon btw
― The Larry Sandbox Show (sic), Monday, 5 December 2011 08:06 (twelve years ago) link
in four minutes Patrice gives Rhead a better thrashing than the best minds on ILX could in ten years
― synthpop of the Gnostics (henrietta lacks), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
That is an amazing burst of awesome.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
white people drive like this...
― jim in glasgow, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
feel like patrice was p much doing typical edgy comedian trolling w/many of his more ~objectionable~ bits, and like its clear thats what hes doing and its part of the routine and youre suposed to get that, p similar to louis ck but just w/less apologizing, he was super hilarious imo rip
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
this guy was really fearless and funny, RIP
― Rapeist (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzAJsHaR5EU
the animal hater face he makes is so amazing
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
LOL
― Kenan, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrBPmoIAyts&feature=related
you know you could do worse things with your time than flip thru Youtube watching Patrice O'Neal clips. what a funny mothefucker!
― acid mothers against drunk driving (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 8 December 2011 07:51 (twelve years ago) link
Hi, I'm white lady.
Animal hater clip killed, obv.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 11:35 (twelve years ago) link
Gah! I have be in early and need to get my ass in gear but I can't stop watching clips.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 8 December 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think I paid enough attention to how sharp and funny this guy really was. Some of these youtube clips are KILLER. Most of them, actually.
― Kenan, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
the whole elephant in the room movie is streaming on netflix fyi
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 8 December 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
the whole elephant in the room movie is playing on comedy central fyi
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Saturday, 17 December 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link