late periods make early wrinkles
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
With closed eyes, never see, the song, of the ice cream truck
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
one cannot survivewhere quarter has not been given
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
There's many a drowned rat that passes for a weasel.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
when a foot speaksput a sock in it
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
There's many a weasel that passes for Tim Curry
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
slow cooked shoulder can go on the back burner
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
keep sheep with goatspour encourager les autres
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
the worst you can expect is often the best someone else plans on offering you so fuck 'em
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
put spikes on your cats as a warning to others
he who's kissed the blarney stonetalks naught but shite when he gets home
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
the last laugh is often a death cackle
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
Nobody lies who hasn't stood.
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
when the boot is other foothop you fucker hop
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
a good samaritan is a mediocre sumerian
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:16 (twelve years ago) link
all sugar corruptsabsolute sugar corrupts abcess-toothly
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
the auctioneer breeds envy; the driver breeds regret
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
those who sleep with turtles wake up with displeasure
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
if shadows had shadows and mirrors had ears, it would look an awful lot like you
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
a man, a plan, a canal, a ram, a sam, a nam, anal
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
save the third kiss for the freshest spring
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
there are no cookies in space
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
tits on a bull still swing the butcher's scales
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
Don't underestimate a nun with a yardstick or a priest with a protractor
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
The toad in his hole sees more than the mole in broad day.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
Micturation is the answer.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
By candle light a goat looks like a goat.
― Pollbix, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
we learn from mosesbut absorb from osmosis
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
there are no cheat codes in the game of life
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
CaptainBurlapSax, Get Real.
― wolves lacan sandbox ed, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:53 (twelve years ago) link
wolves lacan where foxes fear to see
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link
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― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
a fever is a gift for a baker
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
you can only change if you want to jazzercise
― j crunchwrap supreme, Thursday, 1 December 2011 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
it takes two to tangle, but knot with a partner
― Chris S, Thursday, 1 December 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
A bottle of brine is the handsome man's despair
― stet, Thursday, 1 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link
of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walk into yours
― Chris S, Thursday, 1 December 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
Drummers come and go but saxophonists go with the flow
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
Confucius say: Man with banana in pocket will win the ball game
― Pollbix, Thursday, 1 December 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
One dog goes one way and the other goes the other way. And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
― Chris S, Thursday, 1 December 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
On the internet, nobody knows you're an adage.
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
you can't break a dime if you can hardly target a garden
― Z S, Thursday, 1 December 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link
evergreens only fall when autumn golems swallow
newspapers tell stories, but storytellers rely on instinct
― Z S, Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link
i'm really trying to play up the inscrutable angle, sorry
― Z S, Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
co-ed naked volleyball
apostrophes are the devil's tears
― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
― Z S, Thursday, December 1, 2011 4:01 AM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
― Pollbix, Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link
it is always 4:43 when the time runs out
― Chris S, Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
You know what guys I feel like Tuomas's thread of Finnish idioms did this better than I could ever hope for.
― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link