if life gives you Ezra Pound, make him a pound cake and hope he goes away
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
a gift of pickled herring foretells no evil, lest it be delivered in a tube
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
give a man a ski, and he will be happy for a day. teach a man to ski, and he will be happy for a year.
― Pollbix, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
You can't sleep with a chicken and expect eggs for breakfast
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
Think to yourself, if a man was typing about this kind of shit for too long on a keyboard, if a man was typing about someone asking about the news on a crashed forum extra site thing, when someone asks about the news, and, think to yourself, if the man was typing about you, wonder to yourself how the man must feel making typos.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
in the kingdom of the blinds, the "V2G for VELUX® windows" is king
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
there are no typos, only shitty words
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
Go away after you post
you can't hug your children with crab legs
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
heed ye well that whatsoever you do post into the world shall return threefold in the form of really miserable diarrhea
sail nary a nacho through the cheddar seas
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
Of all the things lost in our youth, underage drinking
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:03 (twelve years ago) link
an ox in the barn is worth two at the plow
― Pollbix, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
arthritis comes to those who wait.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
Early to bedearly to sleepmakes a man healthywealth and Greek
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
you really only get one chance to make out with high schoolers
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
late periods make early wrinkles
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
With closed eyes, never see, the song, of the ice cream truck
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
one cannot survivewhere quarter has not been given
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
There's many a drowned rat that passes for a weasel.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
when a foot speaksput a sock in it
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
There's many a weasel that passes for Tim Curry
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
slow cooked shoulder can go on the back burner
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
keep sheep with goatspour encourager les autres
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
the worst you can expect is often the best someone else plans on offering you so fuck 'em
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
put spikes on your cats as a warning to others
he who's kissed the blarney stonetalks naught but shite when he gets home
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
the last laugh is often a death cackle
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
Nobody lies who hasn't stood.
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
when the boot is other foothop you fucker hop
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
a good samaritan is a mediocre sumerian
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:16 (twelve years ago) link
all sugar corruptsabsolute sugar corrupts abcess-toothly
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
the auctioneer breeds envy; the driver breeds regret
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
those who sleep with turtles wake up with displeasure
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
if shadows had shadows and mirrors had ears, it would look an awful lot like you
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
a man, a plan, a canal, a ram, a sam, a nam, anal
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
save the third kiss for the freshest spring
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
there are no cookies in space
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
tits on a bull still swing the butcher's scales
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
Don't underestimate a nun with a yardstick or a priest with a protractor
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
The toad in his hole sees more than the mole in broad day.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
Micturation is the answer.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
By candle light a goat looks like a goat.
― Pollbix, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
we learn from mosesbut absorb from osmosis
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
there are no cheat codes in the game of life
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
CaptainBurlapSax, Get Real.
― wolves lacan sandbox ed, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:53 (twelve years ago) link
wolves lacan where foxes fear to see
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link
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― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
a fever is a gift for a baker
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
you can only change if you want to jazzercise
― j crunchwrap supreme, Thursday, 1 December 2011 02:39 (twelve years ago) link