make up some fake, inscrutable adages and post them here

even god made cockroaches
just sayin

only wear shoes if you are prepared for some asshole to start talking to you about the goddamn news like anything even happens anywhere worth knowing about, sailor's delight

is it the milk that spoils? or is it the moon?

red sky at night, sailor's delight
red guy sky at morning, sailor's gang bang

Only discover what is there

many a sweet poon
was splayed on an old piddle

Wear jelly bracelets, your mom's a fucking racist.

red sky at night, shepherd's pie

your mom's fucking a racist, corn be ready soon

silken pillows lead to weeping willows.

the head on a needle
can't do the macarena

Wonder where the women are, wonder what they may have to say, as you mishear the man, and express you distaste for the blues. The blues as a musical genre. Express distaste for the blues as you wonder about the women on this path you are on, in this town. As you wonder about the strength of you hearing, and what it has become. Only wonder about women as you express you distaste for the blues. Yes I have heard it. You say. I care for for it. You say.

*widows xxp

you can't put OAP's
into an OACAN

rhyming adages, rotten cabbages

Lie to the man who asks for the news, when misheard.

the man who tends his fences
will never understand complex metaphors

if life gives you Ezra Pound, make him a pound cake and hope he goes away

a gift of pickled herring foretells no evil, lest it be delivered in a tube

give a man a ski, and he will be happy for a day. teach a man to ski, and he will be happy for a year.

You can't sleep with a chicken and expect eggs for breakfast

Think to yourself, if a man was typing about this kind of shit for too long on a keyboard, if a man was typing about someone asking about the news on a crashed forum extra site thing, when someone asks about the news, and, think to yourself, if the man was typing about you, wonder to yourself how the man must feel making typos.

in the kingdom of the blinds, the "V2G for VELUX® windows" is king

there are no typos, only shitty words

Go away after you post

you can't hug your children with crab legs

heed ye well that whatsoever you do post into the world shall return threefold in the form of really miserable diarrhea

sail nary a nacho through the cheddar seas

Of all the things lost in our youth, underage drinking

an ox in the barn is worth two at the plow

arthritis comes to those who wait.

Early to bed
early to sleep
makes a man healthy
wealth and Greek

you really only get one chance to make out with high schoolers

late periods
make early wrinkles

With closed eyes, never see, the song, of the ice cream truck

one cannot survive
where quarter has not been given

There's many a drowned rat that passes for a weasel.

when a foot speaks
put a sock in it

There's many a weasel that passes for Tim Curry

slow cooked shoulder can go on the back burner

keep sheep with goats
pour encourager les autres

the worst you can expect is often the best someone else plans on offering you so fuck 'em

put spikes on your cats as a warning to others

he who's kissed the blarney stone
talks naught but shite when he gets home

the last laugh is often a death cackle

Nobody lies who hasn't stood.

when the boot is other foot
hop you fucker hop

a good samaritan is a mediocre sumerian

all sugar corrupts
absolute sugar corrupts abcess-toothly

the auctioneer breeds envy; the driver breeds regret