a man who knows the world can sing only lamentsthe callow youthdrinks from the bottle
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link
a wheel made of stone shall never ascend dead man's hill
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
he who scoffs at nothingattends not a viking feast
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
a gelt minotaur poses a threat only to the false president
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
Need not use for the news. Need not news. When asked by the man. Have you heard the news. Have you heard the news. Hear the news. But need not it. Need not senses for the news, for the man, for the shoes, if misheard. If the question is misheard, need not what is misheard. Correct not what is misheard when understood as misheard if what is misheard is the question Have you heard the news. If asked by the man.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
he who never made a mistakewas deeply unpopular among his peers
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
nightshade and rosehip, nicotine and wine.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link
my bologna has a first name, it's hope
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link
oregano, oregano, location
wear shoes to a burialbut hats are for cremations
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link
jizz on your father, weather's a botherjizz on your mater, fair skies await 'er
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
Never have a grandpa
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
even god made cockroachesjust sayin
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
only wear shoes if you are prepared for some asshole to start talking to you about the goddamn news like anything even happens anywhere worth knowing about, sailor's delight
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
is it the milk that spoils? or is it the moon?
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
red sky at night, sailor's delightred guy sky at morning, sailor's gang bang
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
Only discover what is there
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
many a sweet poonwas splayed on an old piddle
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
Wear jelly bracelets, your mom's a fucking racist.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
red sky at night, shepherd's pie
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
your mom's fucking a racist, corn be ready soon
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
silken pillows lead to weeping willows.
― Frobisher, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
the head on a needlecan't do the macarena
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
Wonder where the women are, wonder what they may have to say, as you mishear the man, and express you distaste for the blues. The blues as a musical genre. Express distaste for the blues as you wonder about the women on this path you are on, in this town. As you wonder about the strength of you hearing, and what it has become. Only wonder about women as you express you distaste for the blues. Yes I have heard it. You say. I care for for it. You say.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
*widows xxp
you can't put OAP'sinto an OACAN
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link
rhyming adages, rotten cabbages
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link
Lie to the man who asks for the news, when misheard.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link
the man who tends his fenceswill never understand complex metaphors
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
if life gives you Ezra Pound, make him a pound cake and hope he goes away
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
a gift of pickled herring foretells no evil, lest it be delivered in a tube
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
give a man a ski, and he will be happy for a day. teach a man to ski, and he will be happy for a year.
― Pollbix, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
You can't sleep with a chicken and expect eggs for breakfast
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
Think to yourself, if a man was typing about this kind of shit for too long on a keyboard, if a man was typing about someone asking about the news on a crashed forum extra site thing, when someone asks about the news, and, think to yourself, if the man was typing about you, wonder to yourself how the man must feel making typos.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
in the kingdom of the blinds, the "V2G for VELUX® windows" is king
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
there are no typos, only shitty words
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
Go away after you post
you can't hug your children with crab legs
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
heed ye well that whatsoever you do post into the world shall return threefold in the form of really miserable diarrhea
sail nary a nacho through the cheddar seas
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
Of all the things lost in our youth, underage drinking
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:03 (twelve years ago) link
an ox in the barn is worth two at the plow
― Pollbix, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
arthritis comes to those who wait.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
Early to bedearly to sleepmakes a man healthywealth and Greek
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
you really only get one chance to make out with high schoolers
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
late periods make early wrinkles
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
With closed eyes, never see, the song, of the ice cream truck
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
one cannot survivewhere quarter has not been given
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
There's many a drowned rat that passes for a weasel.
― Aimless, Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
when a foot speaksput a sock in it
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link