make up some fake, inscrutable adages and post them here

no symbols where none intended

a blind man's as good as an ox to a drunk hag.

the last honest man will probably not be able to help you out of a jam

three oxes equals five blind men, as far as the news is concerned

the table is the table

a log floats on all rivers

the table is the table

^^^

who among us can escape?

me & flatmate use this one all the time - "a cucumber is just a cucumber"

A man, when misheard, may ask "Have you heard the shoes"

see to the log in your own eye, it is worth two in a neighbour's bush

twice buckled jeans do not come off twice as slow

one who sees truly cannot help but to so do also

pictures of happiness won't cover gravy stains

Add numbers. Subtract letters.

a cat may crouch

a man finding wisdom on top of the mountain
must still find his way to the bottom

who left the damn door open

a beacon, a yardstick for my own

One from the top, and the rest from wherever you like, please.

A letter in the post beats burnt toast.

cum not lest ye become

How many words is a picture worth
when cut in half
and then put back together
with the half of another picture
and then that new picture
the newly formed picture
that new picture is forgotten

In our youth, we often think we are goats.

slow soft speech is the hallmark of the amateur executioner

three elephants wearing silver
weigh as much as honesty

The spitting image of god in the shine of the bald man's noggin

Three in fear and a devil's near.

beans beans the magical fruit, if you believe in yourself

a light tread often masks an inferior brand of tyre

Tell me a number and I will tell you a song

roof slates but water rates

a man who knows the world
can sing only laments
the callow youth
drinks from the bottle

a wheel made of stone shall never ascend dead man's hill

he who scoffs at nothing
attends not a viking feast

a gelt minotaur poses a threat only to the false president

Need not use for the news. Need not news. When asked by the man. Have you heard the news. Have you heard the news. Hear the news. But need not it. Need not senses for the news, for the man, for the shoes, if misheard. If the question is misheard, need not what is misheard. Correct not what is misheard when understood as misheard if what is misheard is the question Have you heard the news. If asked by the man.

he who never made a mistake
was deeply unpopular among his peers

nightshade and rosehip, nicotine and wine.

my bologna has a first name, it's hope

oregano, oregano, location

wear shoes to a burial
but hats are for cremations

jizz on your father, weather's a bother
jizz on your mater, fair skies await 'er

Never have a grandpa

even god made cockroaches
just sayin

only wear shoes if you are prepared for some asshole to start talking to you about the goddamn news like anything even happens anywhere worth knowing about, sailor's delight

is it the milk that spoils? or is it the moon?

red sky at night, sailor's delight
red guy sky at morning, sailor's gang bang

Only discover what is there

many a sweet poon
was splayed on an old piddle