mismatched socks are the devil's fruitcake
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
no cinnamon is innocent of perjury
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
seven angels and a shotgunwill quieten a convent
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
cut grass won't go back together, like wishes
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
is he who is alone really a child
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
stick your elbow where they least expect
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link
you can sand paper, but you can't change 'would'
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link
Have you heard the news the man asks. He keeps asking, have you heard the news? You may have. You may have heard the news. You say it. You say the news. You always say the news. All you say is the news. Have you heard the news he will ask. Have you Heard the news.No I have not heard the news, you will never say. You will. You will never. You may. Hear news. The man asks. Ask.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link
qua qua qua qua
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
no news is the man asks the news
beckett pervades all
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
Emotion rhymes with seaocean
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
in death alone do we dream.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
only those who wish to be bound wish to be bound by wishes
where italian chef knows not his fathernil illigitemi carbonara
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
no symbols where none intended
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
a blind man's as good as an ox to a drunk hag.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
the last honest man will probably not be able to help you out of a jam
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
three oxes equals five blind men, as far as the news is concerned
the table is the table
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link
a log floats on all rivers
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link
^^^
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link
who among us can escape?
me & flatmate use this one all the time - "a cucumber is just a cucumber"
― zappi, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link
A man, when misheard, may ask "Have you heard the shoes"
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
see to the log in your own eye, it is worth two in a neighbour's bush
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
twice buckled jeans do not come off twice as slow
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
one who sees truly cannot help but to so do also
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
pictures of happiness won't cover gravy stains
Add numbers. Subtract letters.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
a cat may crouch
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link
a man finding wisdom on top of the mountainmust still find his way to the bottom
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link
who left the damn door open
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link
a beacon, a yardstick for my own
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link
One from the top, and the rest from wherever you like, please.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link
A letter in the post beats burnt toast.
― Frobisher, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link
cum not lest ye become
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
How many words is a picture worth when cut in halfand then put back togetherwith the half of another pictureand then that new picturethe newly formed picturethat new picture is forgotten
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
In our youth, we often think we are goats.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
slow soft speech is the hallmark of the amateur executioner
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
three elephants wearing silverweigh as much as honesty
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
The spitting image of god in the shine of the bald man's noggin
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
Three in fear and a devil's near.
― Frobisher, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
beans beans the magical fruit, if you believe in yourself
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
a light tread often masks an inferior brand of tyre
Tell me a number and I will tell you a song
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
roof slates but water rates
a man who knows the world can sing only lamentsthe callow youthdrinks from the bottle
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link
a wheel made of stone shall never ascend dead man's hill
― silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
he who scoffs at nothingattends not a viking feast
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link