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every Mona Lisa starts as a doodle.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

when the fern blossoms, free it

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

one cat for companionship
two cats for more cats

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

mismatched socks are the devil's fruitcake

CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

no cinnamon is innocent of perjury

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

seven angels and a shotgun
will quieten a convent

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

cut grass won't go back together, like wishes

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

is he who is alone really a child

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

stick your elbow where they least expect

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

you can sand paper, but you can't change 'would'

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

Have you heard the news the man asks. He keeps asking, have you heard the news? You may have. You may have heard the news. You say it. You say the news. You always say the news. All you say is the news. Have you heard the news he will ask. Have you Heard the news.No I have not heard the news, you will never say. You will. You will never. You may. Hear news. The man asks. Ask.

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

qua qua qua qua

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

no news is the man asks the news

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

beckett pervades all

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

Emotion rhymes with seaocean

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

in death alone do we dream.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

only those who wish to be bound wish to be bound by wishes

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

where italian chef knows not his father
nil illigitemi carbonara

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

no symbols where none intended

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

a blind man's as good as an ox to a drunk hag.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

the last honest man will probably not be able to help you out of a jam

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

three oxes equals five blind men, as far as the news is concerned

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

the table is the table

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

a log floats on all rivers

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

the table is the table

^^^

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

who among us can escape?

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

me & flatmate use this one all the time - "a cucumber is just a cucumber"

zappi, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

A man, when misheard, may ask "Have you heard the shoes"

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

see to the log in your own eye, it is worth two in a neighbour's bush

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

twice buckled jeans do not come off twice as slow

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

one who sees truly cannot help but to so do also

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

pictures of happiness won't cover gravy stains

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

Add numbers. Subtract letters.

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

a cat may crouch

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

a man finding wisdom on top of the mountain
must still find his way to the bottom

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

who left the damn door open

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

a beacon, a yardstick for my own

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

One from the top, and the rest from wherever you like, please.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

A letter in the post beats burnt toast.

Frobisher, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

cum not lest ye become

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

How many words is a picture worth
when cut in half
and then put back together
with the half of another picture
and then that new picture
the newly formed picture
that new picture is forgotten

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

In our youth, we often think we are goats.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

slow soft speech is the hallmark of the amateur executioner

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

three elephants wearing silver
weigh as much as honesty

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

The spitting image of god in the shine of the bald man's noggin

CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

Three in fear and a devil's near.

Frobisher, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

beans beans the magical fruit, if you believe in yourself

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

a light tread often masks an inferior brand of tyre

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

Tell me a number and I will tell you a song

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

roof slates but water rates

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link


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