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politeness is the king of democracy

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

pass the Duchy of Cornwall on the left hand side

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

Always run conceptually

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

pluck a lie if you see one

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

That which not is can never be

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

children are grown, not green

rob (night house), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

she who darns with gold
cannot expect snow

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

Tarry not when passing wassail, nor crossing ley-leaning hummocks

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

sleep, o banana, bop eels.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

Only stretch before your next step when your next step is a stretch

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

A bedded ewe wants not the touch of an Irishman

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

sleeping with the same zen guru and expecting enlightenment

CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

In everything, you're Michael Winner.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

live with a man six days
before you call him tony

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

lol

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

he who walks cannot avoid walking

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

there is a star

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

three balls on a scarecrow
to fill the pantry

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

post when the water does

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

that which follows, moves

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

Behind every jouncing buggy come a rolling pumpkin.

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

it's okay when you are tired

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

there's more than one ox in the ocean

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

na na na na na na na na

batman

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

art knows no flavor, love knows no odor

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

the sky changes twice a day
but a cushion is a cushion always

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

a wheel with six spokes is a hole with six edges

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

grow up, but grow up

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

truth is beauty, beauty truth
but obviously that's only from the point of view of the individual really

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

only some things can be given

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

the best way to pluck a chicken couldn't pluck a mountain

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

hard cases make bad backs

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

ask not for whom the booth tolls

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

no sandbox is an island unless it has a palm tree and one or two castaways in it

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

knit a lie, darn a request

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

all short and curlies were once long and straight

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

the bald man never wants for a babushka

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

units of time are developed, followed like breasts can be sometimes I guess

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

hear your voice of treason

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

a man without friends is a stew without oranges

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

never forget that there may exist a thing

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

every Mona Lisa starts as a doodle.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

when the fern blossoms, free it

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

one cat for companionship
two cats for more cats

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

mismatched socks are the devil's fruitcake

CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

no cinnamon is innocent of perjury

remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

seven angels and a shotgun
will quieten a convent

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

cut grass won't go back together, like wishes

silby, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

is he who is alone really a child

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

stick your elbow where they least expect

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link


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