Stinkbugs on Wednesday, bats on Saturday.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
dawn heralds a mist, sunset heralds an abyss
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
Penelope, I'm calling you out. That's a dad joke.
cold winds blow harsh, even upon the upturned hands of the scrap metal dealer
― yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
read the byline at your own peril
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
It is not commensurate to eviscerate the inscrutable polymath
― ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
If you grow a heart that can frolic with the best of them
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
he who hears everything only hears himself
The winds of aegis will time the tides.
― rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
A man walking down the street may ask me, have you heard the news? Have you heard the news he may ask. In response your lips may move. In response your feet may clatter. A din. There may be a din. Have you heard the news a man may ask.
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
an accelerating fart does not brake wind
― yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
never leave the floor
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
there's never time for a tomcat
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
When you wake always remember what has been disheveled may be responsible
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
Damn
― Penelope iv, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link
can a word be spelled?
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link
where the it is he must there be a time
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link
vanity makes a VAN out of I and TY.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link
spoiled milk makes the best spoiled cheese
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link
all the shirts in the world will not clothe a needless promise
― ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link
keys are pens in exile
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link
the gaze of a jaundiced eye moves mountains
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link
― ledge, Thursday, December 1, 2011 12:21 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
and all the pants may be stained
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
cast ne'er a spell 'til June is fell.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
There is no such thing as a favorite color
as agile as a snake, as fragile as a cake
― ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
a good cup of tea is nice.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
pick the best lock
― by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
politeness is the king of democracy
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
pass the Duchy of Cornwall on the left hand side
― yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link
Always run conceptually
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link
pluck a lie if you see one
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link
That which not is can never be
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link
children are grown, not green
― rob (night house), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
she who darns with goldcannot expect snow
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
Tarry not when passing wassail, nor crossing ley-leaning hummocks
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
sleep, o banana, bop eels.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
Only stretch before your next step when your next step is a stretch
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link
A bedded ewe wants not the touch of an Irishman
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link
sleeping with the same zen guru and expecting enlightenment
― CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link
In everything, you're Michael Winner.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link
live with a man six daysbefore you call him tony
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link
he who walks cannot avoid walking
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link
there is a star
three balls on a scarecrowto fill the pantry
― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link
post when the water does
that which follows, moves
― good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
Behind every jouncing buggy come a rolling pumpkin.
― remy bean in exile, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
it's okay when you are tired
― dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link