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that's the best so far

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

the cricket bat may go un-oiled, regardless of whether the captain pipes the accountant to the shore

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

Badmitton to the pensive; poker to the pious.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

a fowler may foul and err, but a baker cannot bake and r

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

there are always pros and cons to dancing

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

I like, this food

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

in the red door, out the green door

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

Keep your pen full of ink when the hatman comes calling

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

one can never have too many missed chances

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

hello, how are you

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

A life full of melodies is a life full of ants.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

go where it is

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

is as does

CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

never please a thanks

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

the petals of a flower fall slowly

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

just, for one second, just

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

Only a well-oiled marionette can beg.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

the man of many words
knows not how to count the letters

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

Women who fly upside down, crack up.

Penelope iv, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

An ugly man must tile his own bathroom

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

despite the season, a dorito underfoot crumbles

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

Stinkbugs on Wednesday, bats on Saturday.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

dawn heralds a mist, sunset heralds an abyss

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

Penelope, I'm calling you out. That's a dad joke.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

cold winds blow harsh, even upon the upturned hands of the scrap metal dealer

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

read the byline at your own peril

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

It is not commensurate to eviscerate the inscrutable polymath

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

If you grow a heart that can frolic with the best of them

CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

he who hears everything only hears himself

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

The winds of aegis will time the tides.

rusty flathead screwdriver, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

A man walking down the street may ask me, have you heard the news? Have you heard the news he may ask. In response your lips may move. In response your feet may clatter. A din. There may be a din. Have you heard the news a man may ask.

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

an accelerating fart does not brake wind

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

never leave the floor

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

there's never time for a tomcat

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

When you wake always remember what has been disheveled may be responsible

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

Damn

Penelope iv, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

can a word be spelled?

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

where the it is he must there be a time

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

vanity makes a VAN out of I and TY.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

spoiled milk makes the best spoiled cheese

CaptainBurlapSax, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

all the shirts in the world will not clothe a needless promise

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

keys are pens in exile

dayo, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

the gaze of a jaundiced eye moves mountains

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

all the shirts in the world will not clothe a needless promise

― ledge, Thursday, December 1, 2011 12:21 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

and all the pants may be stained

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

cast ne'er a spell 'til June is fell.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

There is no such thing as a favorite color

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

as agile as a snake, as fragile as a cake

ledge, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

a good cup of tea is nice.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

pick the best lock

by (mennen), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

politeness is the king of democracy

good webinar (ha ha I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link


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