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yo bruce's paraents left him the keys to the car, let's pick up mary and rosalita and the bros and go cruising for burgers & REDEMPTION -- mark coleman (writeco...), February 16th, 2007.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Saturday, 17 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
[...]
-- resumo impetus (n...), February 16th, 2007.
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Sunday, 18 February 2007 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link
This must be Sinead O'Connor, right?
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 19 February 2007 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 February 2007 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 19 February 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link
it's the VU acetate of celebrity hair.
-- the table is the table (meltingglacier...), February 19th, 2007 4:28 AM. (trees) (link)
― StanM (StanM), Monday, 19 February 2007 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link
have you actually watched the simpsons in the last 9 or 10 years?-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
'the simpsons are going to north korea!'-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
Not really. I haven't had a TV set for 5 years, and I'm not sure if they're even showing it here anymore.-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
'the simpsons aren't going to finland!'-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link
Where are those sea lion pics originally from? Are they for real?
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (Tuomas) (later)
nah, it's a dude in a sea lion costume.
-- Ms Misery (missmisery7...), February 19th, 2007. (MsMisery) (later)
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 19th, 2007.
What about if it's just a brain? In a jar?
-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.
― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Moisture G Mess (gzeusmant...), February 19th, 2007 9:06 PM. (The GZeus)
This staff goes to L.
-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 19th, 2007 9:09 PM. (nklshs)
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link
Your tips on accommodation (budget priced), cafes, galleries, sightseeing, oddities, places to take weird and wonderful photos, and generally cool/fun places very gratefully received.
-- Daniel Marcus (danielmarcus6...), December 25th, 2006.
Answers
I hope it worked out for you.
-- PPlains (pleasant.plain...), February 19th, 2007.
"Your Lesbian tips please" spoof thread in 5...4...3...
Followed by "your lesbian tits", obv.
-- ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.
You had to get that one off your chest?
Oh, lez not turn this into a pun thread.
JOKE
nb: set your watch to pre-2002 first.
i find 600 escudos is usually reasonable.
END OF JOKE
-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 20th, 2007.
really mature, guys. such saphomoric humor.
-- hm (mi...), February 20th, 2007.
― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link
-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 20th, 2007. (nklshs) (later) (link)
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― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link
-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)
Little bit of politics.
-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)
little bit of shit west end musical
-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)
Little bit of Andrew Lloyd Webber's cum on his chin
-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)
― Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link
-- temporary enrique (miltonpinsk...), Today. (later)
― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
i blame my father and years and years of "you're so tall, you must be great at basketball" for clouding my vision until this very day -- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
but NO MORE -- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
ah fuck it i ain't got the time to follow basketball -- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG -- 69 (plsmit...), February 21st, 2007.
― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah but what if you want to rename it to something more informative than xpost? -- sterl clover (s.clove...), February 21st, 2007 7:38 AM. (s_clover)
― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link
-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:22 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
(I could've put another "eating" in there but I didn't)
-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:23 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
― lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link
-- resumo impetus (n...), February 21st, 2007 4:03 PM. (blueski) (later)
or Break and Enter, you go to jail for that.
-- Captain Purple Items (ilx.onim...), February 21st, 2007 4:10 PM. (nu_onimo) (later)
― It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
this is a song in the making
-- scary german latebloomer (posercore24...), February 21st, 2007 4:54 PM. (clonefeed) (later) (link)
i think randy newman may have already written it.
-- scott seward (skotro...), February 21st, 2007 4:56 PM. (121212) (later) (link)
― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), February 21st, 2007 12:49 AM. (later)
― luna (luna), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― g000blar (g00blar), Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link
-- forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2007 2:54 AM. (forksclovetofu) (later) (link)
― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:40 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
You're not supposed to bring up 9/11 until the second date.
-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:41 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
I brought it up in a "sexy" way. I said in a breathy voice, "Fly your jetliner into my Pentagon...."
-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:47 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
"Our twin towers are on fire!"
-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
This is just what I needed this morning: 9/11 innuendo.
-- danno martinez (thedanmarti...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (danno martinez) (later) (link)
― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link
what is adblock?
― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
i think he was in the beastie boys
― no-one writes to the (pomplamau5), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
― lebateauivre, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
Ah, the subtle joy of old Excel entries..
pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 30th, 2006 lamonte young meets cary grant!
Liked that one...
― Ou est la showaddywaddy (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
xpost what is dadjoek
― dealwithit.gif, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
LJ swears up and down that the new Wilco is the best thing they've ever done
― gov. brownback blows a lot (henrietta lacks), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:15 AM (11 hours ago)
you mean the guy that made a chocolate & cheese sauce to serve with fish?
― v-shasty, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:16 AM (11 hours ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
classic
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
Frantisek Kotzwara, musician:
"He is perhaps more famous for the notorious nature of his death.[2]" the notorious masturbatory nature i think you mean
Stephen David Wyatt Milligan, British MP:
"He was found dead in his flat in Chiswick, London in February 1994, strangled by an electrical cord during an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.[1]" - well there we go, that's frank, bravo
Vaughn Bodē, artist:
"Bodē's death was due to autoerotic asphyxiation, or perhaps the use of asphyxia as a meditation aid: his last words (to his son) were, "Mark, I've seen God four times, and I'm going to see him again soon. That's No. 1 to me, and you're No. 2."" - uh ok, that's the end of researching this topic. i am fucked up for lyfe now
― Z S, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:06 AM (Yesterday)
― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, 1 December 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
Number 2 shoulda been number 1 to BodeIf you ain't seeing god, quit choking your goddamn self
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:59 (twelve years ago) link
Daniel's stuff on the Republican thread always makes me laugh.
he should, as i am (Santorum's) constituency.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:07 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
well, me and his wife and their 42 kids and his parents and his in-laws and a few friends from the "No Sex 'Till Marriage" support group he sponsors.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:08 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
― clemenza, Thursday, 1 December 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
okay, mitt romney is TERRIBLE at retail politics.
i'm sort of torn on this. on the one hand, i think i'd hate doing this as much as romney obviously does. on the other hand, if he just relaxed -- i.e., if he wasn't looking for the sharp or witty line (which doesn't work in these settings), or so quick to deliver a false greeting (and it shows), or so gifted as ruining the possibility of conversation (see virtually every effort to engage a voter here) -- he'd be okay.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:41 PM Bookmark Permalink
so basically you are saying if Mitt Romney was a little less like Mitt Romney, he'd be okay
― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:42 PM Bookmark Permalink
no.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:44 PM Bookmark Permalink
i am saying if mitt romney were a lot less like mitt romney, he'd be okay.
― OH NOES, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
missed italics on "lot" but still lol
Pretty sure referring to one's political opponents as either stupid or crazy is unlikely to convert many of them.
― M. White, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
depends how stupid / crazy they are
― iatee, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 1 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
fyi they dont kill the animals with guns in factory farming
― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:34 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
of course not, anyone with sense would go for the unarmed ones
― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― M. White, Thursday, 1 December 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry you spent too much on Cheetos, markers. Poor people have been feeling this for years
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Thursday, 1 December 2011 22:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
― big popppa hoy, Friday, 2 December 2011 06:49 (twelve years ago) link
big lol @ dan's post.
― Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. (Trayce), Friday, 2 December 2011 08:22 (twelve years ago) link
tonight i bought a quart of regular "golden nog", a quart of "vanilla nog" and a fifth of captain
― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink
i apparently sold a serial comma as well
nogl
― wil smif, Friday, December 2, 2011 1:35 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link
this thread went from sex to word problems way too quickly
― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Monday, December 5, 2011 2:56 PM Bookmark Permalink
― OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link