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― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

unless he had said 'hardcore bullshitting, defending racists, and choking on septuagenarian dick at the guardian is way more your bag'

-- and what (an...), February 13th, 2007.

P***r R******n is in his 30s, not his 70s.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

5 pts:

i) suck my dick ethan. who knows, you big fag, you might like it
ii) i didn't think dom actually believed whatever he's hinting at then i remembered how the fool managed to klutz up even the simplest bit of myspace stalking the other month. carry on with yr fact-checking dude, you're not done yet
iii) i may know "nothing about music" but at least i know enough to be able to mention it when i write about it unlike, oh, i dunno, reviewing fans of a band (let's call them the fratellis) instead. oh and also, to get paid for it! woo!
iv) the paris hilton album: still great! [NOT ACTUALLY ROFFLEZ - CONT. MOD EDIT]

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Lex, isn't it funny how you only got the job of reviewing pop albums for the Guardian after I stopped doing it because it was too much hassle for too little money. I mean, you gotta think that with all your connects up at there they'd gotta have been aware of you when they came to me, your click are pretty tight, someone must have been putting a word in for you. And yet, after I gassed all the pop reviews because I could make more from the equivalent time period spent reviewing an album playing online poker, you got the position instead. How weird. How utterly weird and confusing. It's almost as if... well, it's almost as if you're my fucking replacement. Or, to use a My Super Sweet 16 term that will perhaps resonate deep within your princess-fantasy arrested development soul, you're the Guardian's back -up date.

Anything else I cast off in my life you're welcome to have. Old trainers, girlfriends, etc. Always the bridesmaid...

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

You may even have been third choice if what I hear about a certain Pitchfork writer turning the post down is accurate, but that's HEARSAY. We'll stick to PROVEN FACTS on the thread I feel.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

lex what is point five?

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

v) -- lexpretend (lexusjee...) (webmail), February 13th, 2007 11:43 PM. (lexpretend) (link) (admin) (userip)

― coz larry (bundgee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, you do realise that even ILX posters like me, Marcello, JW, and Dan Perry, who basically dedicate roughly 80% of our time on this board to purposefully annoying people, don't attract as much vitriol or vilification as you do, mainly because we're not embarassingly flouncy prima donnas who so desperately want to sit at the adult table of music criticism but don't actually have a cultural opinion on anything other than "Look at me look at me LOOK AT ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M SAYING SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL".

xXP

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Other recurring characters include Violet Elizabeth Bott, lisping spoilt daughter of the local nouveau riche millionaire ("I'll thcream and thcream 'till I'm thick — I can, you know")

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i) suck my dick ethan. who knows, you big fag, you might like it

wow

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

11:45 PM, 13 Feb 07 locked user lexpretend by ian (worst of the worst)

RIP

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, dom is throwing such a fit, must've struck a nerve. don't worry i know the "proven facts" 1st-hand innit, i've no need to worry & will have even less need soon.

btw v) this is where I ask questions about my beautiful new matchbook

― ariel levy (ariel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex is hilariously linking to a Livejournal post by a good friend of mine where she relates her recent suicide attempt. Way to win over the crowd kiddo.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, you do realise that even ILX posters like me [...] don't attract as much vitriol or vilification as you do

I did not realise that!

(Lex is locked at present, sends his kisses though)

xpost you appear to have misspelt "dumped your ass"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"I mean, you do realise that even ILX posters like me [...] don't attract as much vitriol or vilification as you do"

Surely this isn't true!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

*roll eyes emoticon*

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

not a lot of rofflez in this thread

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

who wouldve thought dedicating your life to calling people idiots for not liking paris hilton would be such a controversial path

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

scarves, be gone

― coz larry (bundgee), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

dom and lex = both super boring.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno usually dom is pretty funny

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

lex getting pwned by Dan on a thread where the new topic of conversation is whether Beyonce songs are autobiographical -- hey guys, it's like I know these pop stars! They are singing me their lives.

― mh (mike h.), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we get back to the latest post by Louis Jagger about his heroin abuse now?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i hear lj turned she-he for skag scrill

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of attracting vitriol, I recommend spending 100% of your time somewhere else, instead. Just because a lot of people don't respond to you directly doesn't mean they approve. Actual roffles, please.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno usually dom is pretty funny

he's continuing his habit of bringing roffles to thehold (well, not here)

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf, this thread

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL?

― badg (badg), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cosine :xpost = qed - rofl

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

repulsive gaybashing is rofflesome

― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.readingeagle.com/editor/archives/santorum%20921.jpg
"tee hee lol roffles etc."

― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

howcum all this funny shit happens back in the box while the "real" ILX has been paralysingly humorless for most of 2007?

― mark coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

cos ppl are annoyed about lack of real ILX, so more tetchy on sandbox and spoilin for fites

― resumo impetus (blueski), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

nah this has been brewing for ages.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, and the ilx situation is what tips it over

― resumo impetus (blueski), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

BAN EVERYONE!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/298994067_5bdd356e05_o.jpg

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"can someone please name any of the intelligent, enriching, worthwhile posters who left because ilx was 'too mean'?"
Ian Riese-Moraine is the first to come to mind. [...]

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 14th, 2007.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

hasselhoff crotch.gif

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

is it just me or is this thread (perhaps not so strangely) lacking participation from most of the traditionally super-hostile ILXors...?

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), February 14th, 2007

Hey fuck you, pal.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 14th, 2007

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

really?

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

not for lolz just for ned saying fuck you to shakey mo - if there was a way to indicate without pasting shakeys post & revealing the 'joke' i would

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU BAD MAN.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290080767095&ru=http://search.ebay.com:80/290080767095_W0QQfromZR40QQfviZ1

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

$280.01

so so so so funnyyyyy

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

The Lex is writing for The Guardian now? Wow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOD LUCK!

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i was kind of shocked by that too

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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