Sandbox Romants: Wooing and Problems

Well, he's done his wooing then...

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xp - I was more certain earlier. I have a back-up in mind if it turns out not to be frogs.

Hey Pyth, what're you doing Saturday? ;)

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3289/2968815250_37ce96cb59_b.jpg

helLOO where can i find a Real Man?

Jon Arbuckle what a limp penis!

Painting woodwork and seeing a married friend, in fact!

I thought about saying yes to the daet tonight but you know, it was giving me the anxiety and meant rearranging my schedule and just, no. I shouldn't start out by agreeing to things that make me unhappy, even if it makes me uncomfortable to define that boundary.

Why are you nervous Mr Farmer?
I live in a fishbowl college town and my last dating experience was a disaster. Also, I have very strong feelings for someone who lives 1000 miles away, who I've seen twice in the last eleven months, and I don't have the resources to increase that number. But I can't let go! Sorry, I'm listening to George Michael right now.

guilty feet have got no rhythm

George Michael!

this thread has turned into a shining example of how men are socialized to think they are right all the time and talk over the people, amirite?

:)

no man is ever "Right" enough for me!

I just nuked a kind of hilarous 600 word post on the grounds that somebody might get mad at me. i'm not even good at arguing about gender - i fail at man 101

Painting woodwork and seeing a married friend, in fact!

Lame Melusine reference, sorry

I shouldn't start out by agreeing to things that make me unhappy

Don't be a coward but don't waste anybody's time, either. If you're vaguely interested but not for tonight, don't go; you wouldn't be doing either of you a favor.

this thread has turned into a shining example of how men are socialized to think they are right all the time and talk over the people, amirite?

Or how you should own your own desires and state them, preferably politely, tho

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Mr Farmer, do you know what you're looking for?

Companionship? Fucking? An escape fantasy from a 1K distant torch? Someone to dine with? What?

i fail at man 101

Luckily we're all mortals

Or how you should own your own desires and state them, preferably politely, tho

need 2get laid, pls, thx

Lookin for a love that's right for me
I don't know how long it's gonna be

need 2get laid, pls, thx

How's that pu line working for you?

"I say! You wouldn't be interested in a good shag would you, by any chance? Just thought I'd ask."

Lookin for a love that's right for me
I don't know how long it's gonna be
aw i just listened to this song like 1 hr ago

I have lived in a fishbowl college town too, and it sounds like you're healing by hiding out with Ms 1000miles away. Maybe you don't really want to meet anyone right now.

don't look now, there's a monkey on yr back

http://www.jamesfinngarner.com/images/blogimages/monkey-centerfold.jpg

mmm

Have you seen macaque? It's quite sexy.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Macaca_nigra_self-portrait.jpg/425px-Macaca_nigra_self-portrait.jpg

my heart... melts!

ew, more like
http://www.animalcorner.co.uk/wildlife/monkeys/graphics/nwemptam.jpg

^movember winner

I have seen a lot of tv programmes in which mothers are all 'did you know {foo} has two children now, when are you going to meet a nice boy/girl and settle down' but I have never met a person who's said their mother says that.

agreeing w/ ppl who say nah this totally happens, and that Garfield's owner reads like frogbs

I pity the [foo] who has two children now

why do {foo}s fall in love?

forton fears a foo

Lol after reading this thread I'm feeling p good about my sandbox transvestitism*

*real word?

Jesus McKinnon Christ

LOL

i am ready to date a stranger just to see how that works

guys okcupid looks really stupid do i really have to do this

make it a gay date. at the last minute.

i haven't worn my ring for a week and the groove in my finger is still there, i'm sort of enjoying watching it fade and wondering how long it'll take

.....

i dunno i feel guilty for trotting out sad minutiae of sadness but i don't have anybody on hand to bore with this on a daily basis plus it's easier to type it out into a half-void than sit and chew somebody's ear off irl, am doing chirpy blitz spirit there

have been pondering the future possibility of going on a date ever a date...now there's a properly bleak train of thought :-)

ever again i meant

nah it's just hard to know what to say. I'm sorry man.

thx. i think sometimes i just like to think stuff out loud, doesn't have to have a response, doesn't not have to, egotistical fucker that i am. ilx = 10-bob counsellor or something.

a part of me likes starting from first principles, so that's something. am mostly very "what the fuck do i do now?" tho

blue sandboxday thread imo

am toying with it but am busy sorting out my new house and then i think i want blue saterday to be a different thing

you think you have housing troubles, son? i had to remove a crazy cat lady this morning....

i hope things get very good for you and soon, desr nv.

Take your time, NV

Hey kids, remember not to develop a serious crush on someone you work w/ on a daily basis, esp. if they live over 1000 miles away. Because that would be fucking stupid.

Yeah, 'cause crushes are so rational...