-- a_p (a|e...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:33 PM. (a_p) (later) (link)
. . .then bruce springsteen probably wrote a song about it?
-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:35 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)
― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Matt Cibula (expresso222...), February 16th, 2007 5:34 PM. (Formerly, the Haikunym) (later) (link)
― teeny (teeny), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), February 16th, 2007 7:40 AM. (later)
i stopped looking before i got to the balls.
-- Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 16th, 2007 7:42 AM. (later)
― luna (luna), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link
I still can assume exactly what you said, and I'd just like to invite you to go read EVERY OTHER THREAD ON ILX INSTEAD you tool!!
Also: FERAL CHILDREN!!!! :D
-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 16th, 2007. (later)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------This thread is devoted to "Flamboyant" by the Pet Shop Boys To me, this sounds more like Stephin Merritt's pastiches of 80s synthpop than like any of the classic PSB songs I know. I think, however, that I like it more than either anything by Merritt or any classic PSB I know.
-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.
Answers
Classic moment 1: "It all takes courage You know it Just crossing the street well, it's almost heroic"
(I will now go to the gym and try to salvage what's left of my masculinity.)
At the GYM?
-- nabisco (san...), February 17th, 2007.
― unfished business (Scourage), Saturday, 17 February 2007 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link
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yo bruce's paraents left him the keys to the car, let's pick up mary and rosalita and the bros and go cruising for burgers & REDEMPTION -- mark coleman (writeco...), February 16th, 2007.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Saturday, 17 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
[...]
-- resumo impetus (n...), February 16th, 2007.
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Sunday, 18 February 2007 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link
This must be Sinead O'Connor, right?
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 19 February 2007 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 February 2007 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 19 February 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link
it's the VU acetate of celebrity hair.
-- the table is the table (meltingglacier...), February 19th, 2007 4:28 AM. (trees) (link)
― StanM (StanM), Monday, 19 February 2007 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link
have you actually watched the simpsons in the last 9 or 10 years?-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
'the simpsons are going to north korea!'-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
Not really. I haven't had a TV set for 5 years, and I'm not sure if they're even showing it here anymore.-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
'the simpsons aren't going to finland!'-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)
― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link
Where are those sea lion pics originally from? Are they for real?
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (Tuomas) (later)
nah, it's a dude in a sea lion costume.
-- Ms Misery (missmisery7...), February 19th, 2007. (MsMisery) (later)
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 19th, 2007.
What about if it's just a brain? In a jar?
-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.
― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Moisture G Mess (gzeusmant...), February 19th, 2007 9:06 PM. (The GZeus)
This staff goes to L.
-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 19th, 2007 9:09 PM. (nklshs)
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link
Your tips on accommodation (budget priced), cafes, galleries, sightseeing, oddities, places to take weird and wonderful photos, and generally cool/fun places very gratefully received.
-- Daniel Marcus (danielmarcus6...), December 25th, 2006.
I hope it worked out for you.
-- PPlains (pleasant.plain...), February 19th, 2007.
"Your Lesbian tips please" spoof thread in 5...4...3...
Followed by "your lesbian tits", obv.
-- ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.
You had to get that one off your chest?
Oh, lez not turn this into a pun thread.
JOKE
nb: set your watch to pre-2002 first.
i find 600 escudos is usually reasonable.
END OF JOKE
-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 20th, 2007.
really mature, guys. such saphomoric humor.
-- hm (mi...), February 20th, 2007.
― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link
-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 20th, 2007. (nklshs) (later) (link)
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― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link
-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)
Little bit of politics.
-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)
little bit of shit west end musical
-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)
Little bit of Andrew Lloyd Webber's cum on his chin
-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)
― Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link
-- temporary enrique (miltonpinsk...), Today. (later)
― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
i blame my father and years and years of "you're so tall, you must be great at basketball" for clouding my vision until this very day -- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
but NO MORE -- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
ah fuck it i ain't got the time to follow basketball -- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.
TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG -- 69 (plsmit...), February 21st, 2007.
― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah but what if you want to rename it to something more informative than xpost? -- sterl clover (s.clove...), February 21st, 2007 7:38 AM. (s_clover)
― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link
-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:22 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
(I could've put another "eating" in there but I didn't)
-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:23 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
― lavender mofo (kenan), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link
-- resumo impetus (n...), February 21st, 2007 4:03 PM. (blueski) (later)
or Break and Enter, you go to jail for that.
-- Captain Purple Items (ilx.onim...), February 21st, 2007 4:10 PM. (nu_onimo) (later)
― It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
this is a song in the making
-- scary german latebloomer (posercore24...), February 21st, 2007 4:54 PM. (clonefeed) (later) (link)
i think randy newman may have already written it.
-- scott seward (skotro...), February 21st, 2007 4:56 PM. (121212) (later) (link)
― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), February 21st, 2007 12:49 AM. (later)
― luna (luna), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― g000blar (g00blar), Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link
-- forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2007 2:54 AM. (forksclovetofu) (later) (link)
― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:40 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
You're not supposed to bring up 9/11 until the second date.
-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:41 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)
I brought it up in a "sexy" way. I said in a breathy voice, "Fly your jetliner into my Pentagon...."
-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:47 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
"Our twin towers are on fire!"
-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)
This is just what I needed this morning: 9/11 innuendo.
-- danno martinez (thedanmarti...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (danno martinez) (later) (link)
― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link
what is adblock?
― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
i think he was in the beastie boys
― no-one writes to the (pomplamau5), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink
― lebateauivre, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
Ah, the subtle joy of old Excel entries..
pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 30th, 2006 lamonte young meets cary grant!
Liked that one...
― Ou est la showaddywaddy (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
xpost what is dadjoek
― dealwithit.gif, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
LJ swears up and down that the new Wilco is the best thing they've ever done
― gov. brownback blows a lot (henrietta lacks), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:15 AM (11 hours ago)
you mean the guy that made a chocolate & cheese sauce to serve with fish?
― v-shasty, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:16 AM (11 hours ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
classic
― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
Frantisek Kotzwara, musician:
"He is perhaps more famous for the notorious nature of his death.[2]" the notorious masturbatory nature i think you mean
Stephen David Wyatt Milligan, British MP:
"He was found dead in his flat in Chiswick, London in February 1994, strangled by an electrical cord during an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.[1]" - well there we go, that's frank, bravo
Vaughn Bodē, artist:
"Bodē's death was due to autoerotic asphyxiation, or perhaps the use of asphyxia as a meditation aid: his last words (to his son) were, "Mark, I've seen God four times, and I'm going to see him again soon. That's No. 1 to me, and you're No. 2."" - uh ok, that's the end of researching this topic. i am fucked up for lyfe now
― Z S, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:06 AM (Yesterday)
― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, 1 December 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
Number 2 shoulda been number 1 to BodeIf you ain't seeing god, quit choking your goddamn self
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 1 December 2011 04:59 (twelve years ago) link
Daniel's stuff on the Republican thread always makes me laugh.
he should, as i am (Santorum's) constituency.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:07 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
well, me and his wife and their 42 kids and his parents and his in-laws and a few friends from the "No Sex 'Till Marriage" support group he sponsors.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:08 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
― clemenza, Thursday, 1 December 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
okay, mitt romney is TERRIBLE at retail politics.
i'm sort of torn on this. on the one hand, i think i'd hate doing this as much as romney obviously does. on the other hand, if he just relaxed -- i.e., if he wasn't looking for the sharp or witty line (which doesn't work in these settings), or so quick to deliver a false greeting (and it shows), or so gifted as ruining the possibility of conversation (see virtually every effort to engage a voter here) -- he'd be okay.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:41 PM Bookmark Permalink
so basically you are saying if Mitt Romney was a little less like Mitt Romney, he'd be okay
― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:42 PM Bookmark Permalink
no.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:44 PM Bookmark Permalink
i am saying if mitt romney were a lot less like mitt romney, he'd be okay.
― OH NOES, Thursday, 1 December 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
missed italics on "lot" but still lol
Pretty sure referring to one's political opponents as either stupid or crazy is unlikely to convert many of them.
― M. White, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
depends how stupid / crazy they are
― iatee, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 1 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link