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"Let's Get It On" was playing when I walked back into my office from lunch. I felt like I was in an Ally McBeal episode.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I WILL IF THEY'RE LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not snowing outside right now! I don't understand DC and it's snow policies.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT WANKETTE YOU ARE ALREADY AT HOME ANYWAY I DON'T TRUST YOU

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

home is not the native spot for teh wankette - to him "going home early" means leaving his apartment and going to a bar.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

but ally it might, conceivably, snow. at some point. maybe. or water that's falling, that could freeze. maybe. right? LOOK THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD IS AT STAKE WE NEED TO CLOSE DOWN THE CITY.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

well the whole close down the city for the sake of everyone is OTM but not for these "snow" reasons.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF? We're closing at 3? Thanks, I can go home and read but uh, STUPID

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

would be awesome tho if my box o' books from powells got here b4 then.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaha! DC and it's snow policies. one year it snowed half an inch and I was the only one who showed up to work in my whole firm! and then my DC friends acted like I was crazy.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

so tom wanna hang out?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i would stay but i have a feeling the traffic on my bus route home will be shittier tonight versus an hour from now

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

lololol hey i get to go home actually :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god, fuck you guys so hard

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

so actually dudes hang?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"getting" to leave and actually leaving are two different things, fwiw

i would be down with meeting up at some point for a little bit tho, but probably not until more like 3ish is the thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck you all!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh whatever, close up the wankette for inclement weather, if the govt is closed you have no reason to be there! PROBLEM SOLVED

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

INTERNET IS CLOSED GO HOME

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

SERIES OF TUBES FROZEN BY ICE AGE, NEWS AT 11PM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

lololololololol

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

they just gave us the "you can go home whenever" email. 59 minutes of leave, anything above and beyond comes out of my accrual. fine with me. as soon as i'm done reading record reviews i'm outta here.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, one of the radio pranksters, Andy Breckman, is the creator of TV's Monk, and once said on the air when I was calling in, "I betcha Dr Morbius lives alone."
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), February 13th, 2007. (later)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

lollerskates explosion

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I am not ready to come home yet my children

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

lollerskates acrobatic team

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

James Caan in Lollerball

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

pete and i do not need your assistance to play wii bowling, dad.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

B000KRXAGE

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i want to bowl with ally and pete

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

B000LSJKAM

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

we have many controllers so it is possible :D

uh tom are you broken

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know what tom's talking about anymore

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

does wii bowling involve drinking hot toddys? Because I could be up for that.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

YES YES YES BOWLING AND HOT TODDYS TONIGHT LET'S DO IT

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

or even just hot toddys i'm not picky

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.zymetrical.com/images/products/beer-football-helmet.jpg

WII BOWLING HOT TODDY HELMET

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i am ok with all of this! i have no idea how to make "hot toddys" but i actually have two glasses that are specifically FOR that purpose.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I could bring all this hot toddy ingredients

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

hooray!!! this is the best news all day, i just have to finish a project then i will head home.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i will probably show up later, on account of internet not getting snow days.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

the internets are on the wii! i have seen this (sadly)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

1. My boss asked me if I had temp's cell #, she didn't have it???
2. Temp is off site makin' copies, we need to call him, by the time he gets back we'll be closed.
3. I suggest boss call temp agency.
4. Temp's # secured.
5. Boss has to wait past 3 pm for temp to get back for some reason & decides to tell me this WHILE I AM TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE
6. BOO HOOOOOO.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hey ally imma leave now and try to pick up some jarritos at secret safeway

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

shit I shoulda loaded up on jarritos at Columbia Heights Giant the other day.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hey harold, call me!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ok I'm gonna leave in a second and just finish on home internets, i think

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay I just got out of a meeting and passed someone in the halls carrying SKI POLES. DC winter: Inch of slush = time to eat the sled dogs.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS FUCKING JOB

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

otm!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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