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magnetic cockring = not only it is already invented but the market seems to be saturated. so right now I got nothing :(

-- Sébastien, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:35 (2 hours ago) Link

i think everyone needs to take their standards down a couple notches

take note, ladies

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:24 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's better to look good than to go 4 for 4

-- jergïns, Monday, 16 July 2007 04:17 (2 hours ago) Link

OTM

you're like totally a chick... right?

thats when the rules change.

-- chaki, Sunday, 22 July 2007 10:10 (Yesterday) Link

damn, "daisy" was a pretty bad one

-- Confounded, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:40 (4 hours ago) Link

Even I refuse to drink anything called "Unicum".

-- John Justen, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:16 (Yesterday) Link

lolo

from john justen and fluffy bear will drink it, regarding some milk drink:

I feel like my throat is wearing wool socks.

-- John Justen, Thursday, July 26, 2007 6:45 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

that's all you got? i'm kind of disappointed.

-- chicago kevin, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:59 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
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KEVASS

-- Lingbert, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 10:09 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

I take you out to the finest resturant
Buy you any damn thing that you want
You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose
But later on your coming out them pantie hose
You want gold, girl whats next
It's me and you, doing the sex

-- jergïns, Monday, 30 July 2007 07:54 (7 hours ago) Link

it is a complex relationship with IRE, but sweet

from Heckles that you have known and loved

I always loved the stupidity of the "U-S-A" chants when the Red Wings would put out their line of Kozlov, Federov, Larionov, Konstaniov, et al.

-- bnw (bnw), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:56 (3 years ago) Link

regarding a closed-down strip club in mpls:

I am sure the lovely ladies of Buns & Roses have all finished their MBAs by now, anyway.

-- HI DERE, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:10 (1 hour ago) Link

ha!

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/images/custom_avatars/avatar29503_12.gif

-- chaki, Friday, 3 August 2007 08:14 (11 hours ago) Link

i just blew on the screen

-- jergïns, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:13 (1 hour ago) Link

tmi

-- gr8080, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:49 (50 minutes ago) Link

lols

-- jergïns, Friday, 3 August 2007 19:01 (38 minutes ago) Link

I arm-wrestled Lady Sov and M.I.A. within two weeks of each other in December 2005, the first after her Empty Bottle show in Chicago and the second at a Pitchfork-related party that Diplo was DJing. Although technically, Lady Sov kind of laughed it off and didn't really go through with it, whereas M.I.A. totally beat me.

-- jaymc, Thursday, 16 August 2007 17:56 (Yesterday) Link

lxy i wud never b heavening with you bcuz u r my friend jergin's wife secretary.

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 1:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

-- gr8080, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:29 (2 days ago) Link

mind fixing a spelling error in a thread title for me?

i'm seeing wu-tand on Sep 1st - how many members will actually show up?

thanks.

-- gr8080, Friday, 17 August 2007 18:49 (1 week ago) Link

Heh. You daft sod. I fixed it.

-- Pashmina, Friday, 17 August 2007 21:44 (1 week ago) Link

<3 Pashmina.

recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".

-- Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (49 minutes ago) Link

jon had his birthday at applebees already?!

-- and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (47 minutes ago) Link

-- sanskrit, Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:51 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

do you consider yourself normal karachi folk?

-- gr8080, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:34 (Yesterday) Link

yup

-- Heave Ho, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:34 (Yesterday) Link

we need a bummers thread then

-- jergïns, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:46 (Yesterday) Link

There should be [a board] called "I'd Love to Understand Cricket".

-- Jaq, Thursday, August 30, 2007 4:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I'm considering wearing my lavender crocs w/smartwool sox - if you are going to hate on me, plz be creative about it :D

-- Jaq, Saturday, 1 September 2007 16:06 (1 hour ago) Link

in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever

-- creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:52 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/codeoftheboys.jpg

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 17:23 (1 hour ago) Link

from noise board faq

I'm totally gay for my tivo right now.

-- forksclovetofu, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:03 (2 hours ago) Link

the discussion is annoying but this comment is LOL:

i think this just does not look good on a tall person. tiny japanese girls can pull it off not because it is any less hideous but because there is just LESS of it. it's like putting a sailor outfit on a kitten.

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:02 (36 minutes ago) Link

everyone is being a million year old homo right now

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:57 (2 hours ago) Link

and then there was the follow-up:

did you just call me the Highlander?

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:00 (2 hours ago) Link

Dear me! Do you think my valet handles anything but my wardrobe?

-- Michael White, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 7:37 AM (Tuesday, September 25, 2007 7:37 AM) Bookmark Link

According to graffiti, yes.

-- Matt, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 8:21 AM (Tuesday, September 25, 2007 8:21 AM) Bookmark Link

from the BAN MAX R thread

just you wait tho pretty soon there will be a "John Justen r" and you'll see how im feeling

-- max, Friday, 28 September 2007 00:14 (Yesterday) Link

"fuck the atf, i want to show everyone the colors of apples in a mixed-media piece"

-- max, Friday, 28 September 2007 00:46 (Yesterday) Link

i <3 max

after he posted a picture on the wdyyl, couldn't see it, and posted it again:

aw, for fuck's sake. how did that happen? tits.

twice the value, or something.

-- grimly fiendish, Saturday, 29 September 2007 21:06 (7 minutes ago) Link

i don't drink coffee anymore. is there a such thing as a timed bacon cooker?

-- bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:48 (Yesterday) Link

come to the dark side gradski

-- Scott Spezio, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 04:03 (11 hours ago) Link

ILX 2

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^guilt by association

funny assed shit. thanx sanskrit my first ban

Boston sucks, dudes.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:15 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

so move, dickwipe

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

a smudge on my screen made it look like that said "dickwipé"

-- max, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and i thought "how cultured"

-- max, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

haha!

the highest of fives to you good sir

-- Lingbert, Monday, 16 July 2007 06:03 (2 months ago) Link

soccer:

Lampard's mum probly boos him when he goes round to see her.

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, 13 October 2007 17:12 (16 minutes ago) Link

i like "the final lolution", mainly because some ilxor is bound to get angry about it, which can only guarantee more lols, like a perpetual loling machine.

-- John Justen, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:56 (Yesterday) Link

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a self clowning oven

-- omar little, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:57 (Yesterday) Link

i once went on an internet date with someone who sent me a photo of a girl who looked like lucy liu and when i picked her up she looked like a short, squat javier bardem.

-- omar little, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:43 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and i love javier bardem but come on now

-- omar little, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:43 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

HOOS have you ever caught people having sex in a public area? I did once, but i just pretended like i didn't see them.

-- gr8080, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:11 (1 hour ago) Link

also, i didn't start a thread about it.

-- gr8080, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:12 (1 hour ago) Link

Spunky Canyon is near my school. It may be due East of Chuck E. Cheese and Circuit City. At least, so the legend goes.

-- admrl, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:53 (14 minutes ago) Link

I was once tricked into putting my hand over my heart to Chad Kroger's "Hero" at a motorcycle competition.

-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 15:19 (7 minutes ago) Link

19. joined a mormon scout troop because i kept getting the shit kicked out of me in the catholic one. kids kept calling me a fag. i asked my mom what a fag was, and she told me it was something that started fires. next time kids called me a fag, i agreed. i started fires. not only that: i told them i was probably a better fag than them.

two weeks later the mormon scout leader tried to kick me out of the troop, thinking i was a nascent homosexual, but one of the troop moms came to bat for me, and argued that i wasn't beyond help if i hadn't "done" anything yet. then the leaders all had a round table with me and talked about being gay. i wasn't used to any attention, and i liked being chatted with. i was twelve, kind of naive, and rather than admit i was just wrong about what 'fag' meant i played off as being gay -- still not knowing exactly what it meant -- for most of the next year. i took it as a badge of my individuality.

-- remy bean, Thursday, 25 October 2007 21:27 (12 minutes ago) Link

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huh i can't find the original post that is strange

a cat may look at a king. xp

not sandbox is why you couldn't find it. http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=1699348&boardid=40&threadid=81232

i read it cuz i followed the world cup. did you ever see the video of the chart jergins and i made?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ECgk77qKyU&feature=player_embedded

vv commendable

wait can one steal from ilx like that

it's our big brother, of course one can!

think of it as a hand-me-down.

this appropriation of a set of words sounds to me like a bit of a lxycon

oh you goofy!

http://i.word.com/idictionary/hand-me-down

i was just trying to make a lxycon joke tbh

lol good, that's the best kind of joke. i just didn't want to presume.

tho jergins and i actually had a "maybe they use a different term there" conversation.

If youse're not gonna assume that i'm v v clever i shan't hang round

you've no call to worry

haha je55e -- this is getting off topic and maybe it's just me but i've always felt like home depot is kind of a cruising environment, it's basically a series of long hypermasculine alleyways populated by rugged dudes and you have to kind of lurk around near all this manly stuff, sometimes you stop and ask a guy a question then you end up following him down a darkened aisle. idk, maybe i just get confused by the signage out front for "contractor pickup" because i always think "yes, please."

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, June 6, 2013 5:19 AM

i was just daydreaming yesterday about how much i love to go to home depot or lowe's because i like to feel small and the high ceilings and high shelves with really big things on them are just the thing to make a tall lady feel small. also it smells great.

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6236/6225360126_1722e4c837.jpg

mookie you are off the charts

I got confused by my mobile phone boarding pass and showed the flight security attendant an Instagram of a bee.

― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 4:54 AM (3 weeks ago)