Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 15th, 2007.

Franklin Bruno not listed as Famous Alumni?! BAH

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), February 15th, 2007 4:29 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

haha "juvenilesolutions.com" indeed

-- urghonomic (gffcnn...), February 15th, 2007 6:36 PM. (gcannon)

do you see where there is a killfiled post? ie you don't see the post, but you do see [deleted post here] or something. a board i was on before had that.

-- lexpretend (lexusjee...), February 15th, 2007 6:36 PM. (lexpretend)

no offense, tom, this is pretty fly to finally see since people have been clamoring for it since forever.

xpost it should display something even more insulting

-- urghonomic (gffcnn...), February 15th, 2007 6:37 PM. (gcannon)

what?

-- coz aja (bge...), February 15th, 2007 6:37 PM. (bundgee)

self x-poster

-- ^@^ (map@map.edu), February 15th, 2007 6:38 PM. (map)

38. simply walk into Mordor
-- Nu-Edward III (ehonaue...), February 15th, 2007 7:16 PM. (edward iii)

-- a_p (a|e...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:33 PM. (a_p) (later) (link)

. . .then bruce springsteen probably wrote a song about it?

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:35 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

-- Matt Cibula (expresso222...), February 16th, 2007 5:34 PM. (Formerly, the Haikunym) (later) (link)

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), February 16th, 2007 7:40 AM. (later)

i stopped looking before i got to the balls.

-- Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 16th, 2007 7:42 AM. (later)

I still can assume exactly what you said, and I'd just like to invite you to go read EVERY OTHER THREAD ON ILX INSTEAD you tool!!

Also: FERAL CHILDREN!!!! :D

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 16th, 2007. (later)

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This thread is devoted to "Flamboyant" by the Pet Shop Boys

To me, this sounds more like Stephin Merritt's pastiches of 80s synthpop than like any of the classic PSB songs I know. I think, however, that I like it more than either anything by Merritt or any classic PSB I know.

-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.

Answers

Classic moment 1:
"It all takes courage
You know it
Just crossing the street
well, it's almost heroic"

-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.

(I will now go to the gym and try to salvage what's left of my masculinity.)

-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.

At the GYM?

-- nabisco (san...), February 17th, 2007.

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yo bruce's paraents left him the keys to the car, let's pick up mary and rosalita and the bros and go cruising for burgers & REDEMPTION
-- mark coleman (writeco...), February 16th, 2007.

[...]

-- resumo impetus (n...), February 16th, 2007.

This must be Sinead O'Connor, right?

it's the VU acetate of celebrity hair.

-- the table is the table (meltingglacier...), February 19th, 2007 4:28 AM. (trees) (link)

have you actually watched the simpsons in the last 9 or 10 years?
-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

'the simpsons are going to north korea!'
-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

Not really. I haven't had a TV set for 5 years, and I'm not sure if they're even showing it here anymore.
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

'the simpsons aren't going to finland!'
-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

Where are those sea lion pics originally from? Are they for real?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (Tuomas) (later)

nah, it's a dude in a sea lion costume.

-- Ms Misery (missmisery7...), February 19th, 2007. (MsMisery) (later)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 19th, 2007.

What about if it's just a brain? In a jar?

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.

-- Moisture G Mess (gzeusmant...), February 19th, 2007 9:06 PM. (The GZeus)

This staff goes to L.

-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 19th, 2007 9:09 PM. (nklshs)

Your tips on accommodation (budget priced), cafes, galleries, sightseeing, oddities, places to take weird and wonderful photos, and generally cool/fun places very gratefully received.

-- Daniel Marcus (danielmarcus6...), December 25th, 2006.

Answers

I hope it worked out for you.

-- PPlains (pleasant.plain...), February 19th, 2007.

"Your Lesbian tips please" spoof thread in 5...4...3...

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.

Followed by "your lesbian tits", obv.

-- ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.

You had to get that one off your chest?

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.

Oh, lez not turn this into a pun thread.

-- ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.

JOKE

nb: set your watch to pre-2002 first.

i find 600 escudos is usually reasonable.

END OF JOKE

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 20th, 2007.

really mature, guys. such saphomoric humor.

-- hm (mi...), February 20th, 2007.

-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 20th, 2007. (nklshs) (later) (link)

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-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)

Little bit of politics.

-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)

little bit of shit west end musical

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)

Little bit of Andrew Lloyd Webber's cum on his chin

-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)

-- temporary enrique (miltonpinsk...), Today. (later)

-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.

i blame my father and years and years of "you're so tall, you must be great at basketball" for clouding my vision until this very day
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.

but NO MORE
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.

ah fuck it i ain't got the time to follow basketball
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.

TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG
-- 69 (plsmit...), February 21st, 2007.

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yeah but what if you want to rename it to something more informative than xpost?
-- sterl clover (s.clove...), February 21st, 2007 7:38 AM. (s_clover)

-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:22 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)

(I could've put another "eating" in there but I didn't)

-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:23 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)

-- resumo impetus (n...), February 21st, 2007 4:03 PM. (blueski) (later)

or Break and Enter, you go to jail for that.

-- Captain Purple Items (ilx.onim...), February 21st, 2007 4:10 PM. (nu_onimo) (later)

this is a song in the making

-- scary german latebloomer (posercore24...), February 21st, 2007 4:54 PM. (clonefeed) (later) (link)

i think randy newman may have already written it.

-- scott seward (skotro...), February 21st, 2007 4:56 PM. (121212) (later) (link)

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), February 21st, 2007 12:49 AM. (later)

-- forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2007 2:54 AM. (forksclovetofu) (later) (link)

-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:40 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)

You're not supposed to bring up 9/11 until the second date.

-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:41 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)

I brought it up in a "sexy" way. I said in a breathy voice, "Fly your jetliner into my Pentagon...."

-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:47 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)

"Our twin towers are on fire!"

-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)

This is just what I needed this morning: 9/11 innuendo.

-- danno martinez (thedanmarti...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (danno martinez) (later) (link)

what is adblock?

― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

i think he was in the beastie boys

― no-one writes to the (pomplamau5), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

Ah, the subtle joy of old Excel entries..

pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 30th, 2006
lamonte young meets cary grant!

Liked that one...

xpost what is dadjoek