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― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Has the wankette got his balls caught in his laptop lid?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i likes snow

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ok Ed thanks for making me bust out laughing retardedly in my office, like really loud

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i likes snow
-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), Today 3:13 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

i f'ing hate it. i'm so cold i'm about to light my feet on fire.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah we're not as cold as you are kevin. that sucks. i hear if you drink whiskey it keeps you warm, tho?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I like snow a lot better when I'm not sick.

xpost it also apparently makes you just post "ow" over and over so be wary?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sfgov.org/site/uploadedimages/sfmdc/RichardOw.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I take it the gin + menthols cure didn't actually work and I should stick with my copious dayquil then sleeping pills cure.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Add Whisky and you have an OTM cure there.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

TO WHICH ONE

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION BECAUSE EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD IS DOING IT WRONG CURRENTLY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i should've stuck with gin + menthols + bathtub all day. It was cheap beer + cheap whiskey + winning trivia that did this to me.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

your one. Menthols = urrgh.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

dayquil +jameson +sleeping pills = bliss.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD IS DOING IT WRONG CURRENTLY

most otm statement ever on dc threads

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

even more OTM on other threads

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

The HSUS action - filed last week in Superior Court of the District of Columbia - specifically concerns "The Underground Pitbull Breeders Association, StreetHeatDVD.com, and the publishers of The Gamecock and The Feathered Warrior. HSUS has also targeted DVDs Unleashed: The Realest Pitbull Action Caught on Tape and Hood Fights Vol. 2, The Art of the Pit, both "depicting illegal dogfighting".

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"Unleashed: The Realest Pitbull Action" needs to go on the funny 6 minutes ago login names repository

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Brian Miller OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Also Tom OTM, I had no idea pitbull fighting was so similar to pornography

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I should've watched Talladega Nights last night again instead of Closer, wtf was I thinking

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Closer: The Realest Airplane Takeoff Stripper Slapping Caught on Tape

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

you wanted to see Natalie Portman naked

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

The drugs were addling you, it was not your fault.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

MrQ OTM

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Natalie Portman doesn't even actually get naked in the movie, it's a misnomer. Underpants and bra /= naked.

The slapping scene was hilarious though. Also the Jude Law/Clive Owen internet sex scene.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Never mind, that movie ruled actually.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

my stepdad rented that movie once, i did not watch with him ewww creepy

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Natalie Portman doesn't even actually get naked in the movie, it's a misnomer.

well then i guess i was hasty in moving that up to the top of my netflix queue.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, don't get me wrong, there are other naked people in the strip club, and there's a shot of Jude Law's crotch so if you're just looking to see naked people, this is a respectable film in that regards, it's just that none of the naked people are either of the female leads.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

, and there's a shot of Jude Law's crotch

deleting from netflix queue all together.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Everytime you slap a stripper, an airplane gets its clearance for takeoff

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

what happens when you turkey slap a stripper?

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

That's my favorite Bloodhound Gang song

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It's also prohibited in the UK, which last year led the Edinburgh Film festival to pull 1974 film Cockfighter from its schedule on the grounds that it contained too much cockfighting.

The British Board of Film Classification's Sue Clark explained at the time: "The film was never edited for classification in the UK because it's called Cockfighter. And if you take out all the cockfighting scenes there's not much left."

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

OK seriously wtf are you reading

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

if someone is continually giving me bad cites for articles to get for him, and I ask him about one, asking him "Is this the right article, even though it's the wrong journal it's the right author, year, page numbers, etc." and he replies, "well if it looks like a duck. . ." and that's all he says should I

a) send him a turducken
b) tell him to kiss my ass
c) do nothing at all and hope he forgets the request

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Is the weather bad enough for me to skip going to my internship this afternoon?

MW: Does Google Scholar help in this instance?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

mw you should probably stab him

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

alex is OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

MrQ, I think his response may have been acceptable if you were getting an Audubon field guide.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i've been google scholaring the shit out of his stuff, he never gives me the titles of the articles just authors and page numbers, which makes it hard to find sometimes with GS.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

stab the turducken, send it to him with a note that says "YOU" on it, if you are adverse to actually stabbing him.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

drop it off a bridge onto his car

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

also Mary, I think the weather is terrible enough to justify anything. Except it appears to have just stopped snowing as soon as I say this :\

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

you should stab each individual bird involved with the turducken actually, so when he takes it apart there is a new knife and a new note. I suggest "YOU," "STAY OUT OF MALIBU LEBOWSKI," and then finally the entirety of his stupid article, all fried and covered in bird guts.

This is what I would do, MW.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

actually mark I think his response was OTT rude and patronizing but OTOH I would never, ever have asked the question you asked in the first place, ever. People who make poor RFIs don't get extra attention. You set yourself up.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's like some of these people have never heard of google. they'll send me an email and be like OMG OMG I NEED THIS SOOOOOO QUICKLY PLEASE SEND RIGHT NOW ORDER THIS PLEASE and i throw the article into Google Scholar and send them it like two minutes later and they're all OMG YOU IS GENIUS.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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