ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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Gumbel/Collinsworth are pretty entertaining, Fake Dirty Vicar.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 8 December 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

how did the Browns wind up with ATL's receivers last night

pathetic.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The Browns are the next Arizona Cardinals, forever doomed.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

is there a more pathetic, useless running back than reuben droughns? just asking.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Droughns is a pretty solid fullback, but I have no idea why people think he can play running back. Next year, though: Adrian Peterson? McFadden?

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, drafting a RB in first round is a must, Droughns is just average at best and can't run outside.

On top of that the Browns need an o-line (LeCharles Bentley looks to be gone for next season as well) and some sort of pass rush.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

they can't defend against the run either and their secondary has one starter remaining. Starting CB Gary Baxter snapped BOTH his patella tendons on the same play. move the team to LA, it's over

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Poor Crennel. :(

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Droughns is a good player if you match him up with a fast scat back type player.

I wonder how that 5-7 back Garrett Wolfe from Northern Illinois will do in the pros. Joe Morris did pretty good for the Giants back in the 80s. I've seen Parcells say that Morris' size was actually a benefit as he would get "lost" behind the linemen and then was a hard target to hit as his center of gravity was so low.

I like the games on the NFL network. At least they are only trying to sell me on watching more football instead of some crap show Fox has the announcers hawking every two downs. Collinsworth is much better at working a game than being one of those guys in a studio. Collinsworth does actually pick up some pretty good game situation obervations. Anything is better than that MNF abomination crew, if you listen to them, you won't even know they are watching a football game.

― earlnash (earlnash), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Benching Droughns this week as he earned 3.83 points = rare good move on my part.

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

hey do you guys know ben utecht? we were buddies in high school!

― grbchv! (gbx), Saturday, 9 December 2006 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

well, he's the colts TE dude now that dallas clark is out. that's about all i know about him.

as i've said a zillion other times, i knew rick proehl (from the st. louis rams) from my high school days.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Saturday, 9 December 2006 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

That game was just sad, sad, sad. O-line problems, receivers that can't catch a cold, and poor pass rushing. They need help everywhere. In the draft I'd go for some o-line or pass rush help first.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"as i've said a zillion other times, i knew rick proehl (from the st. louis rams) from my high school days."

DUDE... how old are you??

― aidsy (aidsy), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"(LeCharles Bentley looks to be gone for next season as well)"

whoa when was this announced?

I didn't really watch the game, but in the one snippet I caught collinsworth was talking up ted washington and how he's ALL THE BROWNS NEED for run defense. i thought that was funny in light of FWP's 9,000 yards or whatever. also lol @ K2's cheapshot.

― aidsy (aidsy), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

That was the worst broadcasting of any game I've ever seen. WHO the FUCK ever got the ridiculous idea that the laid-back Bryant Gumbel would make a good play-by-play man? And when Marshall Faulk was doing the sideline reporting about some stupid shit right at the exact moment that a big 20-yd play happened. I just wanted to shout, "By the way people, there is a football game going on."

And yes, the Browns still suck. How the hell did they beat the Chiefs last week?

Why the hell would the Browns draft a running back when they don't even have an offensive line? I don't care how good a running back you are. If you don't have a line, you're nothing (adieu, Edgerrin James).

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 9 December 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

aidsy: i am 36. proehl graduated 2 years ahead of me.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

CARSON PALMER CORNHOLE CLASSIC

http://www.carsonpalmer9.com/img/cornhole_classic.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 10 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Titans at Houston. . .that was some great damn football.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Sunday, 10 December 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Congratulations to Come Frye With Me and all their supporters, goodbye playoffs :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

man, the Saints' offense is fun to watch.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

um, wow

also: lol @ Al Michaels reading NFL teams the riot act for game-break pryo

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi. WTF did Reggie Bush just do to space and time?

― Name Not Found (rogermexico), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

John Madden wants to marry Reggie Bush.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

(also, lol at Micheals and Madden going out for steak and potatoes after the game.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:40 (seventeen years ago) link

That jersey comment was funny though.

You got to love the Saints.

― debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Karney, wtf?

On-side kick, WTF?!

Sean Payton, Coach of the Year.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy moly!

― debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, Henderson TD!!! poor Bill Parcells. I can't look at him.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

He's got that constipated look Don Coryell used to have all the time.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, New Orleans has to run an entire quarter off the clock. Who wants to blow shit up worse, Parcells or Al Michaels?

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

This is awkward.

― debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

also awkward: the phrase "anointing oil."

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

MIKE KARNEY, FOLK HERO

that was maybe the awesomest game of the year. I am mystified by the dueling kneeldowns at the end end when just a little earlier they went for the onside while UP EIGHTEEN POINTS. But still, MIKE FUCKING KARNEY HOLY SHIT.

also wtf @ strahan subway commercial

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

MIKE KARNEY, FOLK HERO

also wtf @ strahan subway commercial, not helping the gay rumors dude

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

err

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG what if the Chargers face the Saints in the Super Bowl? Brees vs. Rivers! LT/Turner vs Bush/Deuce! The best TE in football against the best TE-eligible in football! Beaches vs. bayou!

Not that this will actually happen, but O! the storylinez.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I am mystified by the dueling kneeldowns at the end end when just a little earlier they went for the onside while UP EIGHTEEN POINTS.

I think the Saints kneeldowns with 3+ minutes to go were as much an "I'M IN UR STADIUM, CRUSHING UR WINDPIPE" as the onside kick was. It was like watching a cat bat a mouse around for 20 minutes before killing it.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Also the reverse on 4th and one.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that reverse was badass. I mean, it almost didn't work, but whoa.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

the Strahan commercial mystified me. I caught that during the Giants game, what the hell?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: why is the Super Bowl halftime show this year Prince??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

And you would prefer...

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

kitty halftime show

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Also this was the first week I picked the Giants' opponents in our pick 'em league. FUCK U 2 GIANTS.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that's what you get, FOOTBALL JUDAS.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Off-topic: anyone see that the country-fried gurl in the newish MAN LAW ad is JEWEL?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha you watch football on television.

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't CHEESE me off, Matt!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

aidsy, Bentley had a staph infection after his surgery which delayed the healing time and now he has to have the knee re-operated on. It was uncertain whether he was going to be ready for the season opener before all these setbacks so, at best, he'll be lucky to play next season.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

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