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i don't understand how anyone can be amused/entertained by hasselhoff any more? he's not funny.

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

The Germans like him.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't understand how anyone can be amused/entertained by hasselhoff any more? he's not funny.

SO. TEMPTING.

― Johnny Cash Rules Everything Around Me (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

What is it with the modern obsession with David Hasselhoff, that just mentioning his name makes everyone giggle? How can one figure remain so drolly kitsch for so long?
-- Alba (albab...), January 3rd, 2007.

it's a justin lee collins thing.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

many people seem to have very low standards of humour.

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

To be fair, Hassehoff is funnier than Justin Lee Collins.

― Johnny Cash Rules Everything Around Me (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Justin Lee Collins is a twat. As is anyone who needs him to tell them who to like ironically. As is anyone who likes anyone ironically, come to think of it.

(I hate the phrase "liking something ironically", but I can't think of a better one right now. While searching for a better phrase to explain what I mean, btw, I came across this which is horrific and was evidently written by someone who doesn't understand irony)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Ailsa, do you really think the Hoff doesn't know that people find him funny? I had always kind of assumed he did.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't pay that much attention, tbh. He seems a bit deluded though.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

So far Channel 4 has given some clues about the contestants, saying that one person rates Baywatch - Hasselhoff's former show - as their favourite TV programme.
Another is an expert fly-fisher, while two others have attended a dance school and a convent respectively.
One is obsessed with Formula 1 motor racing, another still lives with her mother, while two of the celebrities have servants, according to the broadcaster.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

1. Chris Evans
2. J.R. Hartley
3. Darcey Bustle
4. Mother Theresa
5. Murray Walker
6. Angelina Ballerina
7. Prince William
8. ach whoever.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

another still lives with her mother

HARRIES CONFIRMED W00T

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

From the NME:

Rumours abound as to who will enter the house - among the names who have been mentioned include Towers Of London star Donny Tourette, former frontman with The Darkness, Justin Hawkins, Whitney Houston, David Hasselhoff, Robert Kilroy-Silk and 'H' from Steps.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_Big_Brother_2007_%28UK%29

how do i make a 'citation THIS' gif?

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

The person who usually gets them pretty much spot on on Digital Spy is reporting no Lauren Harries and no Kilroy. Names not yet mentioned on this thread who we may well see tonight = Leo Sayer, Cleo Rocos, Jo O'Meara off S Club 7.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

FIVE MINUTES AND COUNTING

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

DAVINA IS GONNA SAY SOMETHING FUNNY:

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"I smell celebrities".

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, not that funny.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Not funny at all. She's rocking the Michelle Bass look as well. Not good.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's Feltz having a meltdown.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

And here's lol cat impression.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I never ever EVER want to see that again. Ever.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

One of those on the quick fire "OMG NEW CELEBS MONTAGE" appeared to be Ron Atkinson.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

(oh, I missed the montage of "bits of people" when I was typing that. Not that it was much use last year)

xpost - was it maybe Ken Russell? Big ROn would be BRILLIANT though.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Cross fingers for Marcus Brigstocke in a 'Pardon My French' reunion!

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Davina does appear to have come dressed as half Geordie slapper on a night out, half gentleman thief.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh God, interactive Big Brother letterboxy thing! No!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Davina, "Lord knows I know about wombs" - well done, you had some kids, no-one's ever done THAT before. When's Russell on?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

HERE ARE SOME CITIES AND THEY ARE WOBBLING

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Will woman from blackheads advert be a contestant? Stay tuned!

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

tbh, I just want Littlejohn in now.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

There's supposed to be a very good fly fisherman going into the house. Chris tarrant is a fly fisherman, but is his profile in such a dire need of a kick start? Eric clapton is also a keen fly fisherman, but I can't see that really.

― vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Re-animated corpse of JR Hartley? Bob Nudd?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a "Chelsea Clinton/Euan Blair" type idea earlier on, to try and outdo I'm A Celeb getting Lauren Booth and Carol Thatcher.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Perhaps Bollywood Star "Bollywood Star On Celeb Big Brother" relaxes from an energetic day's dancing with some fly fishing?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Perhaps Ed Byrne and Mowbli will be on.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

TICKET NUMBER ONE IS....

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

JERMAINE JACKSON

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fishingbig.com/images/8038.jpg

This said, I do recall Nick Hancock had a series about fishing on Five Live a few years back...

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Jermaine Jackson NON SHOCKA

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"MICHAEL AND I...." (repeat to fade)

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I misheard "My brother had a court case and" as "My brother had a Caucasian"

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

He's supposed to be the David Gest of this bitch, right?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Didn't Rich Hall do a fishing series on BBC4 (well a comedy show on a fishing boat anyway).

I'm bored with Jermaine already.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

He's kind of nicked Grace Jones' hair, there.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

JERMAINE MUST GO

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"HOFFMAN HOFFMAN HOFFMAN" chant from the crowd.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I sense new-ECW style heel turn from crowd.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

TICKET NUMBER TWO...

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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grace jones?! the dirk person did not look v cool though. gmail it to me!

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

TOTAL HYSTERICS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

oh me too

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I've sent you the track Dancefloor Looker - you can only hear Grace if you listen clearly, she sort of moans in the background. It's on of the more slowed down, primal ones.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Jo and maybe Dirk if he calms down a bit are the only ones I would at all like to be stuck in a small house with. Jermaine looked incredibly miffed that more people weren't recognising him. Why do people like Leo? He'd intensely irritating and possibly some kind of sex pervert.

― Chap (chap), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Donny Tower of Twattishness 'I'm so rock'n'roll, me' looks like he's modelling for Top Shop. Leo Sayer isn't bad... yet. Cleo could go either way. I'mshaggingafootballer McNonentity-Jones needs to die. Jo & H = meh. Tabloid woman = don't know her, but don't like her. Ken is God but will probably die halfway through.

Having said that, I never watch this stuff all the way through. So you guys had better be good again this year.

― emil.y (emil.y), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, celebrity ILX is certainly off to a flying start. Seriously, with Leo Sayer and Dirk Benedict in there, I might have to watch some of it.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Jo O'Meara 9/2
Dirk Benedict 5/1
Leo Sayer 6/1
Ian "H" Watkins 8/1
Cleo Rocos 10/1
Donny Tourette 18/1
Shilpa Shetty 20/1
Ken Russell 22/1
Danielle Lloyd 33/1
Jermaine Jackson 50/1
Carol Malone 50/1

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

First Eviction:

Donny Tourette 2/1
Carol Malone 5/1
Danielle Lloyd 7/1
Shilpa Shetty 10/1
Jermaine Jackson 11/1
Ian "H" Watkins 12/1
Ken Russell 12/1
Cleo Rocos 20/1
Jo O'Meara 20/1
Dirk Benedict 25/1
Leo Sayer 25/1

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

RJG, no, you're right: it's not good for my blood press ... AAARGH I THINK SOMETHING'S POPPED BEHIND MY EYE. FUUCK.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I just flicked on the live E4 feed and heard Danielle say "I just don't want to see ––––––'s meat and two veg again" and H and Carol nodded their agreement as the sound cut out. Rewinding the Humax, it sounded like "Bottom J's meat and two veg", but I don't think there's anyone in it called "Bottom J" so maybe she was talking about her life outside the house.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

They've just showed her on BBBM - she was talking about Ken's "meat and two veg" just now to H and Carol.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Not a pleasant sight, by all accounts. Well, by her account.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The (barely) walking dead have minging balls.

― onimo (nu_onimo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh noes one mention of Jade and I'm saying "minging" :(

― onimo (nu_onimo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still not clear if this was something she saw inside or outside the show.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

She saw them, in the show, then went off to tell H and Carol. She was none too impressed.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

And now they can't open their suitcases. Hilarity must surely ensue.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i've just had a listen to the towers of london. they're quite good until the bloke starts honking away.

i've just had a watch of the live feed. god, it's dull. apparently there aren't enough beds. WELL I NEVER GOSH STAP ME VITALS WHOODA THUNKIT etc.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

we gonna move over to real-ILX and start a new thread there, then?

(not me: i'm going to bed.)

― grimly fiendish (simon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I've just done it!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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