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i really want to go buy a slice of pizza but I'm waiting for the vet to return my call. boo, boredom and hunger.

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 16 October 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I am getting a slew of annoying, poorly cataloged books with questionable subject matter (i.e. WTF are you talking about?).

I need a drink.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, Mister Secrets-Keeper.

Nothing so mysterious. More like folks reviewing coding options and some practical suggestions to reduce the poxy fuling and etc.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 October 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I had planned to start uploading the results of the ilm 60's album poll, so my disappointment at losing ilx is tempered somewhat. Will go back to waiting for news.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 16 October 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3733/clockbs0.gif

PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 16 October 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

It would be cool if that turned into the screaming witch-face after 60 seconds.

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 16 October 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

no it wouldn't. NOT AT ALL.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 16 October 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

It just keeps ticking. Tick tick ticking. Much scarier than a witch's face, imho.

PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 16 October 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie speaks like one once burnt by the screaming witch-face.

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 16 October 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I just had bacon, eggs, biscuits and grits for lunch. Does anybody else up in this thing wash the dishes right after they have something really unhealthy, to hide the evidence from yourself? "If the cleaning up was that fast, there couldn't have been so much cholesterol in it, right? Right!"

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 16 October 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

No way. I love staring at the pan full of bacon grease on my stove. No, not really. I just ate a left over fried pork chop for lunch, and immediately took my dish to the sink to clean it up, as everyone else has a properly balanced, food-group-representin' lunch. I was mildly self-concious.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Just eat lard. Then nobody can give you crap because you're being bold.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I just had bacon, eggs, biscuits and grits for lunch.

What, no gravy?

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I want to go to Waffle House.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought about making gravy, but I was more interested in the runny eggs and the grits.

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Breakfast for lunch: Classic or Dud?

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Breffist for any time of day is KLASSIK.

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

UH BRKFAST ANYTIME = CLASSIC, DUH

XP: haha

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

100% classic.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Deeply truly totally classic.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Truly. Deeply. Madly. Baconly.

nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay then, I'll be back after breakfast-for-lunch.

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i had breakfast for pizza saturday. gin gin gin gin gin then pancakes and eggs.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the dumbest c or d ever. breakfast is so fucking good.

trees (trees), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

The postmeal coma is a bitch, though. That glass of milk is full of tryptophan or whatnot.

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

quiche and soup and putting air in my tires. that was a fun lunch.

patita (patita), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Bacon makes me crave coffee, if this is wrong I don't want to be right.

nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

That's why it's best to consume a pot of coffee while eating a gut-busting, food-coma-inducing breakfast.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I had breakfast for pizza the other day if you count the veggie sausage patties I devoured after midnight.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i just had a pb&j and veggie chips (bleh). vet still hasn't called! boredom has eaten my brain. need chocolate. or cheese.

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

On other message boards I see people I think are chaki or jaymc or somebody, but then it turns out they're not. ILX > BCO et al.

nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 16 October 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Does it make anyone else sad when your boss, who happens to sit right next to you, sends you an email about scheduling a meeting with just the 2 of you?

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Sad? Or nervous?

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

No, not really nervous. Just sad. Like, I sit one cube over. It's not that far a walk. I can hear you typing, yet I get an email instead. It's weird.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

totally normal (but still kinda dumb) if the scheduling email also reserves the room in some weird office intranet system.

patita (patita), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I guess it does. And she's a supervisor, so I guess she has to document these sorts of transactions. I've been at my job for over a year, and still in training (UGH!). Hopefully tomorrow's meeting discussing me getting rid of my Jr. Cataloging wings and being cut loose. Fingers crossed.

Regardless, it still makes me sad. LACK OF HUMAN INTERACTION MAKES MOLLY SAD.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

TRADE LIVES WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO BE SADDER.

I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

makes sam happy. I am an introvert bordering on hermit.

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the dumbest c or d ever. breakfast is so fucking good.
-- trees (meltingglacier...), October 16th, 2006.

Other c or d's I am considering:

Totally compatible life partners
Breathing
Finding money on the street

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Does it make anyone else sad when your boss, who happens to sit right next to you, sends you an email about scheduling a meeting with just the 2 of you?

this made me neither happy nor sad but it did get the song "just the two of us" by grover washington jr. to start playing in my head immediately. thanks lady.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ouch. sorry. if it makes you feel any better, that song is now polluting my head as well.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

that's ok. now that it's been in there a while i feel like going home and sexing someone up. so watch out chicago.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

otto midnight is an excellent handle for a serial rapist.

Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

LACK OF HUMAN INTERACTION MAKES MOLLY SAD.

That's why I'm considering looking for another job.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I like what I do, but sometimes I wish I could be on the reference desk, fielding fancypants students' request for articles "they like, need in 10 minutes for class."

Okay, maybe I don't need to deal with people.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I was going to say, Molly...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Fucking students! I'll take my socially-awkward catalogers and uniform titles any day.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

otto midnight, on the pipeline.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 16 October 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to deal with students!

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

and we know what you mean by "deal with" congressman foley.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Uppity undergrads are no fun at all. First, you'll want to slap them for their poor choice of footwear (must you really wear flip flops in January?), and then you'll want to slap them for their flippant attitude toward you, the person who is trying to help them out with their information needs.

(woah -- long day -- i could still use that drink)

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

flippant-flops

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

...sometimes I wish I could be on the reference desk

It's a trap!

ObieRef (nklshs), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

No no! I assure you it's not.

I've been dealing with crappy OCLC records all day and have been venting. And, I don't even like baseball.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

No, not really nervous. Just sad. Like, I sit one cube over. It's not that far a walk. I can hear you typing, yet I get an email instead. It's weird.

-- molly (molly.dah...), October 16th, 2006. (later)

Not saying you're like this, but I've been dealing with a co-worker who I've had to resort exclusively e-mailing with because her "word of mouth" is a lot harder to back-up when she fucks up.

The other day, I e-mailed her about some work that wasn't getting done. Fifteen seconds after I hit send, she's paging me over the intercom. So when she tells me to substitute A for B and it comes back to bite the company on the ass, I'll have no record of her ever telling me to do the switch. Fuck that.

Again, not saying that's why your boss is e-mailing you like that, but maybe it's just for accountability purposes.

PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

How Bored Am I?

So bored that I dug up these posts from my blog circa 04. I remember being really proud of myself at the time.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38139000/jpg/_38139327_ap_faces150.jpg

yo we ain't cavin to no demands/whether terrorists or taliban/iraq or afghanistan/or the 911 commisheeyan/they axin us to testify seperately/mufuckaz desperately/hoping to get answers/they can suck my george dubya dick/cuz i got my halliburton mufuckaz back/bob kerrey axin us questions wack/about what we did and didn't do to prevent terrorist attacks/at our own insistance/we don't testify under oath and haven't since/that day in januar-ay when we got appointed to this office/mufuckaz disrespect/but the PATRIOT Act'll keep em in check/mufuckaz time to bow down to your rulers that you didn't elect/i'm george dubya, my bitch dick got my back/when we testify, we testifyin without givin no facts/that's just the way it is for us modern day royalty/civilians brain-washed and programmed for loyalty/KING GEORGE FOREVAH MUFUCKA yo yo carlyle group reprazent!

# posted by nick @ 11:01 AM

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# posted by nick @ 11:51 AM

http://www.greatdreams.com/political/dick-cheney-2002.jpg

respect the dick/cuz i don't respect shit/executive accountability/i defy with agility/manning my station/secret undisclosed locations/profiting from the invasion/i helped provoke into an oil-rich rogue nation/you wanna talk secret societies?/biblical prophecies?/fuck that, i'm making millions at the expense of america's security/h-a-double-l-i-b/u-r-t to the o to the n/and it's just beginning/conflicts of interest don't mean shit/to an america obsessed with bullshit/like who brad pitt/cheated on rachel from friends with/dick cheney/ain't no mufuckers can play me/already halfway to hades/might as well go down makin a shit ton of money/my name is DICK now come on bitch and SUCK ME/carlyle group 2004 mufuckers

# posted by nick @ 3:12 PM

nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think it's because I'm fucking up or anything, as I think my boss likes me, and is happy with what I'm doing.

I was just talking to her, and I'm under the impression it's just procedural dealings. Well, fingers crossed, anyway.

molly (molly d), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

carlyle group 2004 mufuckers

haha

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 16 October 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link


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