I forgot to lock it!

Seagulls are known for being the voyeurs of the avian world. I think you're ledge theory is correct.

I get ass called ALL THE TIME. I used to try to yell HELLOOOOOOOOO, but rarely has anyone ever heard me, and then I used to listen to see if I could tell what was going on, but eh, that gets old, so mostly now I just hang up.

Who are these lunatics who keep their phone in their back pocket? Doesn't it break when you sit down / make your bum look an odd shape when you stand?

aldo_cowpat texted Happy New Year to me 19 times this year. I like to think it's because he really wanted my New Year to be happy, but I suspect it's because my name is first alphabetically in his address book.

(I get tons of crappy unwanted phonecalls as a result of my parents failing to foresee the inconvenience of naming your child something from the start of the alphabet. More of my friends to befriend people called Aaron or Abigail or something please)

ha ha - me too! i am first on many people's phone lists. I like it when people call from their cars (by accident) and I can hear them tunelessly warbling along to the radio.
I've been to many parties that I haven't been to, due to ass calling.