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WiBro

― lf (lfam), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

When modern bros no longer need the wires

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

YEH ITS ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN U HAVE 2 EXPLANE TEH JOKE

― OTMBOT (OTMBOT), Sunday, 3 September 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

learn to spell bitch

― lf (lfam), Monday, 4 September 2006 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

sigh

― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 4 September 2006 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b229/jasonium/jesus_merge.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Saturday, 25 November 2006 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

heh heh

― trees (trees), Sunday, 26 November 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nice one jesus!

― grbchv, Monday, 27 November 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/116/307321381_e23c0fbbcb.jpg?v=0
is that rly juice in yr box?

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 November 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace-830.vo.llnwd.net/00213/03/89/213319830_l.jpg
just got a friend request from this lady.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 27 November 2006 07:21 (seventeen years ago) link

gonna happen?

― grady (grady), Monday, 27 November 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

uh i think it is myspace goths creep on normal people week!

http://myspace-584.vo.llnwd.net/00484/48/52/484892584_l.jpg
Subject: No Subject
Body: whats ur aim yahoo or msn sn? we should meet up

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 November 2006 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear god.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Monday, 27 November 2006 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

good.times.goth.virus.myspace
m.

― msp, Monday, 27 November 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

that blonde goth kid is prime to join a boy band in a few years.

― sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 27 November 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

TZA's pic = RINGU

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 27 November 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the deal with the dude on the left in chaki's pic

either a) mesmerized by blonde kid's hair
or b) propped up weekend-at-bernie's style

also loving the "everything I need to know I learned in kindergarten" poster. that pic is quality.

― dmr, Monday, 27 November 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

good.times.goth.virus.myspace

new Gwen Stefani album?

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 27 November 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

dude on left = Michael Richards

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 27 November 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

O))) Wrinklepaws

-- fandango (...), November 27th, 2006

― jbr, Monday, 27 November 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Track: Unsent
Artist: Alanis Morissette
Album: Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie

I love songs about loss and the road not traveled, and I love Alanis Morissette, so this track is right up my alley. This chick sings her guts out, but more than that, she’s an awesome, almost cinematic writer: you can practically “see” the story she’s singing. And, my God, you can certainly feel it: if you don’t identify with her regret in some small way when she belts out the line “What was wroooooong with meeeeeeee?” you’re a goddamned robot. This song feels like the woman stole pages out of a diary I forgot to keep, so personally do the lyrics punch me in my fat gut. We’ve all got a heartbreaking letter like this in us somewhere; mercifully, Ms. Morissette wrote it for us so we don’t have to self-examine too closely.

― jbr, Monday, 27 November 2006 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

3. gurlfriend pls stop shoplifting cheese from wholefoods. it is scary and it's not like u need the money!!

-- vahid (vfoz...), November 29th, 2006. (vahid) (later) (link)

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

wholefoods has some seriously nice, overpriced cheeses though

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i concur.

i could happily live out the remainder of my years on fancy cheeses, crackers, wine, and succulent meats. also fruit.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i just made this awesome lamb curry with a cheap cut of lamb (it exists, was on sale) but expensive cuts of lamb = more awesome. stealing lamb chops might be even funnier than stealing cheese. but i would rather steal other things, like electronics.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm about to enjoy some crackers, friends' onion confit, and sharp quebec cheese.

IT'S PARTY TIME, DESTINATION: ME

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, onion confit

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm kind of afraid to start because i know i will never be able to stop

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

you will stop when the confit runs dry.

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooohhhhh, someone brought an aged gouda to Thanksgiving dinner...so dry and sharp that it had to be chipped off, rather than sliced. I can't believe how much cheese I ate.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't eaten cheese in months!
wait, except for some parmesan on some pasta at friends' house.
dry, sharp cheese holiday-season binge? with pear-vanilla-bourbon butter i bought on the weekend?
my only dillema is what cheese and what to put it on.
i am really so full of curry right now that i can't think about this though.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAD SOME SORT OF CURRY-FLAVORED CHEESE AT THANKSGIVING

TOUCHED BY THE GHOST OF DR STRONGO

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

omg wow!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

We ate the gouda with fig paste, on weirdly flakey little water crackers.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

curry flavoured cheese??
fig paste??
crackers made of water??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

thanksgiving in november??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

snowing on the west coast??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

renaming a major montreal artery after a kinda dubious french-cdn politician??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

(but no joke, i am totally overwhelmed by the crazy world today)

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

crushed fritos on a hot dog??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:48 (seventeen years ago) link

with pear-vanilla-bourbon butter i bought on the weekend?

that was the other thing i was considering eating!

same friends! they make the nice stuff.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yes! i love the endless banquet people and was so happy to meet and talk with them this wkend. and buy and eat their genius food creations.
i think water crackers and brie/softcheese may be the way to go with this one.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:03 (seventeen years ago) link

montreal seems pretty awesome, dudes

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

the best thing i had this weekend was when we were up at my brother-in-law's house and he cooked a goose and made the most amazing pate after cooking the liver seperately. and the goose was amazing too. truly carnivorous weekend all around. oh, and maria's sister made the mosr delicious garlic-y toast to spread the pate on. i never buy pate, but this was unbelievable.

― scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow, homemade pate on garlic toast sounds greate

(i am loving montreal right now even though the wind chill tried to freeze my face off while i was riding my bike through cross-town rush hour. yeah, it is a pretty awesome place.)

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

you won't hardly have any arms and legs that haven't been blown off...

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 06:19 (seventeen years ago) link

and more importantly: goat/chupacabra

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 06:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't eaten cheese in months!

This is incredible. I eat cheese probably every day, in some form.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cpf.nfld.net/CPF%20Canadian.jpg

duh

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

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i texted a crying face emoticon to towga (compromises!) at a bar on friday and then she immediately called me.

TOWGA: Hey. What the hell's going on.
ME: Hi! I'm drunk at a bar right now!
PLSMITH: EX-GIRL-FRIEND! EX-GIRL-FRIEND!
TOWGA: What do you want?
ME: I'm just drunk, at a bar.
PLSMITH: EX-GIRL-FRIEND!
TOWGA: Ok, bye.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

the fact that jon let her post here while they were together just makes this a little creepier

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Life is easier when you cut the TOWGAs off entirely, I propose? Altho we wld not have hilarious script from Alex in that case, which, ;_; obv.

Uh, I think she's still posting? And will see this? Hi, Cat.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

my ex didn't respond to my text on fri, he must've deleted my number ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

me and my towga are still friends when one of us isn't acting bat-shit insane.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Cat's cool! fuck off

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i just checked, 27 of my last 40 txts are from ilxors. also, wtf with the caldwell txt?

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope I still don't have towgas in five years.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Bobby Caldwell?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys just put me into fascist mode, way to go

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think TOWGA should be pluralizable.

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

9:20 pm fri feb 16

8( caldwell

that was the txt.

xpost- by definition i don't think towga should be plualized.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i know who, i just don't know what.
regarding caldwell.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin stop asking for an explanation. drunk! bars! phones! bad mix!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM!!!!

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

lol no more like something happened to brady amirite

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT i would've understood.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i have no towga these days! it is nice. i don't really believe in them in the first place though. the past is the past, what happens happens.

drunk! bars! phones! otm

back to roffles?

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon:

http://home.att.net/~s.l.keim/BlamingVictim.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

BACK TO ROFFLES!!!!

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

90% of ile today

― false cat (sleep), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I NEED MOAR GIFS

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

things like this make me want to live in nyc (from overheard in ny) - no one would ever say that here, i'm sure

The Honeymoon's Over

Girl #1: Well, this is cozy.
Guy #1 from the back: Let's get to know a little about each other. Hi, my name's Aaron*. I'm a Pisces, non-smoker, but a heavy drinker.
Girl #2: Hi, I'm Becca. I'm a Taurus, and I really like Chinese food.
Guy #2: This is the best elevator ever.
Girl #3 as door opens: Get the fuck off of me.

--Track 3 elevator, Penn Station

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

let us unban cutty.

holy hail 2/28.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty:

Never forget.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ile good today. shoelaces thread probably my favourite.

― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKyfGAEEMQo

poor fucking guy

― unfished business (Scourage), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

unbanned

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

haha shoelaces thread

i've always wondered how velcro works. i guess it's just one of those mysteries that nobody knows

-- and what (an...), February 20th, 2007 5:12 PM. (ooo) (link)

the tone of ile today is pretty funny in this great balance btwn annoying and trying to be annoying and just being funny

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

[14:24] wizardishungry: i cant tell who unbans
[14:24] wizardishungry: so i punish people
[14:24] wizardishungry: everyone

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

[thunderpants.jpg]

-- Frogm@n henry (le_petitrossignol@yahoo.co.uk) (webmail), February 20th, 2007

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.waffleimages.com/3c7a5e61228b7151f957ab569d30723cd11de6fa/bblaj.jpg

― starbacks empire GLOBOLIZATION (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

― starbacks empire GLOBOLIZATION (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

here is link, anyway: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2333935&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

― starbacks empire GLOBOLIZATION (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

how can "the one that got away" be someone you still communicate w/

you kids today are so funny

― m coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"the one what got away from yr amorous clutches" too unwieldy

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I love you guys.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

EXPRESSIONS OF AFFECTION ARE RECIPROCATED TO METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

aww

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

the whole "one who got away" bullshit reeks of high school poetry, livejournal, lifetime movies and any combination of the above. also: get over it.

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

plus it reminds me of fishing

http://mikescovel.com/web%20the%20one%20that%20got%20away.jpg

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link

plus it reminds me of fishing

I can't speak fr everybady but this ins intentional.

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm drunk and I wanna ban Darramous

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:42 (seventeen years ago) link

legitimate concerned zings

― this is cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 12:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Gareth (I assume it's Gareth) is killing me.

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jefframirez.com/ilx/fascist.jpg

― coz larry (bundgee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

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