OMG Milo has a gun!!!

There is more than one ilxor with a gun.

My shotgun and .22 rifle are three time zones east of me, of course, being used by my grandpa to scare varmints out of his garden, but you get the idea.

"varmints"

actually, my dad hunted and i grew up with firearms and ammunition lying around. plus i was a crazy only child; thank god i didn't pop any caps in any asses.

I am also a part of the ILX gun-toting demographic.

I own several guns (Ruger revolver, Walther PPK, a Walther .22 with built-in laser sight, etc.), but this was actually ammo for a borrowed Beretta PX4 pistol. I felt like going to an indoor range and shooting at turkey-shaped targets.

A family friend who teaches concealed-carry classes for the state offered to let me take one for free, but I declined. I'd never carry one unless I got a job with the Secret Service and/or MI6.