2012 GOP Presidential Campaign -- "This individual's going to accuse me of an affair for an extended period of time."

of course he will.

hillsdale college will pack the hall with impressionable single ladies.

a President Cain would at least make it clear that the prez don't run shit.

(not that the current guy isnt making that point rather splendidly)

Sure he does – he runs the legal department that hires the elves who write memos authorizing assassinations abroad, drone attacks, and other cool stuff.

ALSO HE CALLED FOR THE CREATION OF A COFFEE MUG WITH HIS BIRTH-CERTIFICATE ACROSS THE BACK OF IT.

visionary.

maybe he meant he was counting on the drunk vote

Republican mash-up: "I’ve got a major speech tonight at Hillsdale College on national security and foreign policy, and I will deliver it with vim, vigor, and...vim, vigor, and...I'm sorry, I've forgotten."

Is Perry really that dumb, or is he just a terrible public speaker?

yes

he just told a group of college students to vote for him if they're 21 before the election.

voting age is 18.

shameful ignorance of the Constitution

I will deliver it with vim, vigor, and enthusiasm. No brio?! No pizzazz?! No zip?!

I am disappointed.

from FDR to Stevenson to JFK to Humphrey to Carter to Clinton to Bam

No love for Truman and LBJ?

"No pizzazz?!"

Joke writes itself for Herman.

shameful ignorance of the Constitution

When the 26th amdmt passed he was 21

They do things differently in Texas.

Texas: We do things differently

Texas: Think different.

No love for Truman and LBJ?

did a favor by neglecting a pair of genocidal maniacs

wait I thought all presidents were genocidal maniacs

Mattie Van Buren wasn't.

WHH?

It had to be said.

WHH?

predates his presidency but Battle of Tippecanoe, never forget

ezraklein Ezra Klein -- RT @AndrewNBCNews: Just asked Cain if he had plans to leave race. Responded: "999, 999, we're doing fine."

literally -- literally -- saying 999! in response to everything.

herman cain: visionary.

999! we're doing fine
999! all of the time
999! don't sweat the deets
999! leave it on repeat

maybe cain isn't quitting after all:

Having re-assessed whether his campaign should march on, Herman Cain emails this letter to his donor list. Above the text: A giant donation button.

____________________________________

Dear Patriots and Supporters,

As you probably heard yesterday, a troubled Atlanta business woman used national media outlets to promulgate a fabricated, unsubstantiated story about a 13 year affair with me. I am writing you today to assure you that this woman’s story is completely false.

I do know Ms. White. I have helped her financially at times over the past few years, just as I have helped many friends and acquaintances throughout the years. I thought Ms. White was a friend in need of a supportive hand to better her life.

Ms. White has made it apparent that she was abusing the friendship.

But now I am asking for your friendship. I am also asking for your prayers and support. This is a trying time for my family, my campaign, and for me. It is also a trying time for our country as we are all distracted from the truly important issues facing our nation.

This evening I have an important speaking engagement at Hillsdale College in Hillsdale, Michigan, where I will be outlining my foreign policy and national security plan. While recent events have taken a toll on me, the people in the audience this evening will not know it. I will deliver my message with vigor and enthusiasm.

Let me assure you, I am not deterred. America’s future is too important. We will continue on this journey to make America great once again.

Thank you and God bless.

Sincerely,
Herman Cain

____________________________________

Worth noting that Fox 5 has Cain making 61 calls to Ginger White, the last of them in September in 2011. That's some friendship! Cain's decided on the "crazy lying woman trying to bring me down" defense, the one he employed, with mixed success, during the sexual harassment story.

it's plain that those who say "cain can't remain" are insane.

Projecting far into the future, I'm trying to figure out if "61" will one day summon up images of Herman Cain and Ginger White for me, or if the number will continue to mean Roger Maris.

if there was true serendipity, ginger white would have been the 999th woman to accuse cain of infidelity or harassment, and there would have been 999 calls logged on her cell phone from cain, and 999 text messages from cain. and he would still deny any wrongdoing -- 999 times.

999! 999! 999! 999! 999! 999! 999! 999!

999 are we out of our minds? 999 we're doing fine.

Wasn't Ginger White the one stranded on Gilligan's Island? She used to be so glamorous.

obligatory joke about Cain's 6-9-9 plan

Why the base likes Newt.

Like Barney Frank basically said the other day, it all seems too good to be true. So I try to remind myself that it probably is.

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/284330/down-goes-willard-robert-costa

https://mittromney.com/sites/default/files/Romney-2012-GrabBite-Donate.jpg?1321986247

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Pizza -- why, he's just an average Joe!

Pizza -- why, he loves sexual harrassment!

Just to clarify, are you guys salivating over Newt because he's the most connected to teh evil Bush administration or will he provide the most giggles too?

Newt is every bit the comedic motherlode that Bachmann, Perry and Cain have been.

With his controversial stance on illegal immigration, Newt has been making it clear that he hates to see families break up in times of crisis.

lol

i really hope there's another blast of bachmann this campaign. the whole thing, perry's ranch, everything cain, the agnosticism re: mitt, has really not disappointed, but her contributions - the HPV controversy, calling everyone socialists - have been kinda predictable, i feel like she needs to put her name to something insane before it wraps. i feel like marcus is a valuable but underexploited asset in this respect.

When do they finally have to go with Mitt someone?

*Just to clarify, are you guys salivating over Newt because he's the most connected to teh evil Bush administration or will he provide the most giggles too?*

W.? I didn't know there was much connection there with Gingrich. Anyway, I want to him to win for many reasons, beginning with a couple of obvious ones:

1) Promises an endlessly entertaining campaign, one that will be almost entirely about Gingrich. I realize that the idea that politics might be entertaining is offensive to some people. I find that entertaining, too.

2) Obama has a significantly better chance to beat Gingrich than Romney--although (I'm probably alone here), I don't think Obama would be a lock against even Gingrich if a bad economy were to get worse.

3) Obama-Gingrich debates would be fascinating, possibly the best ever.

4) People who've been posting here the last couple of months that Romney's a lock, and doing so almost with a bored yawn--I'd like to see them proven wrong.

5) Nominating a wishy-washy, sort-of reasonable bureaucrat like Romney will seem like a cheat. In view of the way Republicans have conducted themselves since Obama took office, I think it's only fitting that it be someone spewed up from the Republican id. And to that end, Gingrich would be even better than Perry, and almost as good as Palin.

Again, though--I try to remain realistic, aware that Gingrich could implode at any minute.

ok well colour me excited for lols. hope usa mines every lol from perry and pizzaguy first though.

I think Herman's pretty much exhausted his laugh-quotient; Perry may have a surprise or two left (like yesterday's confusion over voting age).

obama would win easily against gingrich, and i think the GOP establishment knows it. also, many -- many, many -- lolz if ginrich wins the republican nomination.

http://www.lpzoo.org/sites/default/files/images/facts/emperor_newt.jpg

Gingrich has so, so, so much dirt on his CV