Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

if he's on the toilet when he's talking to the editor, do they print the farts?

-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), January 2nd, 2007.

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Stop rubbing sand in them then.
-- much_aldo_about_nothing (aldo.cowpa...), November 24th, 2006.

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i'm trying to get sand in my vagina, but i fale.
y 2 brake balls, ilxsndbx?

-- teh_kit (bubutbu...), November 24th, 2006.

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That's the problem then, yr balls are in the way of yr vagina. Try removing them with a sharp knife?
-- much_aldo_about_nothing (aldo.cowpa...), November 24th, 2006.

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k brb
-- teh_kit (ki...), November 24th, 2006.

seriously have a drink in your house and forget about him (and also start picking up other dudes JUST IN CASE)

-- Allyzay P. Boxcars (sluttymcge...), February 12th, 2007 4:47 AM. (trm) (later) (link)

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 12th, 2007. (Ronan) (later)

No, but it does make them yours forever.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), February 12th, 2007. (Laurel) (later)

It helps if you keep the head.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), February 12th, 2007. (Laurel) (later)

Right, I'll be returning all of YOUR e-mails promptly from now on...

-- Allyzay P. Boxcars (sluttymcge...), February 12th, 2007. (trm) (later)

daaaaaaaamn, she opening up a soup kitchen in her pants?

-- scott seward (skotro...), February 12th, 2007. (121212) (later) (link)

-- nabisco (san...), February 12th, 2007. (later)

The GBKWLF is a pretty respectble organization.

-- max (mreadn...), February 12th, 2007. (later)

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ME TOO!
-- M Grout, Today 3:48 PM. (Mark Grout) (later)

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I should rephrase that.
-- M Grout, Today 3:48 PM. (Mark Grout) (later)

-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...) (webmail), February 14th, 2007 4:09 PM. (Brian Miller) (later) (link)

ewwwwwwww

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), February 14th, 2007 4:09 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

that is what goes on at every B&B

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...) (webmail), February 14th, 2007 4:10 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

CARE BEAR STAIR

-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...) (webmail), February 14th, 2007 4:12 PM. (Brian Miller) (later) (link)

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), February 14th, 2007 7:13 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later) (link)

Hey fuck you, pal.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 14th, 2007 7:14 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

(at not with)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 14th, 2007 9:41 PM. (Tuomas)

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Its a an american restaurant.
-- jw (jo...), February 14th, 2007 9:46 PM. (ex machina)

And what do you man by not have thought things through thoroughly" shadowcat?
I find when people say things like that they mean "accept political parties, if you don't you're wasting your time!" or "The government needs to interfere on behalf of (insert X whiney group who has no right to complain) because they're too lazy to get off their ass and do something other than whine!"
I had this LOONG discussion wih a very leftist woman. it was about the smoking bans.
"but what about the people who don't smoke?"
Who's making them go there?
"Where else will they go?"
A non=smoking restaraunt.
"Those didn't exist."
Hahahaa! Yeah they did. they were all over.
"You probably don't remember, but ost places were either smoking all over or the smoking section was poorly divided."
Yeah, I remember, and whle some places were poorly set up, newer restaraunts were very different.
"circular argument!"
No.
"Why should I have do deal with the smoke?"
You don't. Go somewhere else.
"Why should I have to?"
Because the owner of a private establishment has chosen not to abolish a certain legal activity.
"Where else should I go?"
That loop continued for about 10 minutes.
Eventually I suggested the alternative of getting together and starting a business that didn't have smoking.
"Well that's really hard!"(more or less)
Name a business that's easy and guaranteed, and I'll punch you for being stupid(isn't what I said, but it's what I meant).
"But a non smoking restaraunt would fail!"
Well first, that would show a lack of interest by the public for that kind of restaraunt, and second we're sitting in a restaraunt that's been non-smoking from day one and it's doing just fine.
"but what about the health risks for employees?"
at that point I gave up and didn't say "Who forced them to work there? NO ONE likes to work in food service, so they've probably got jack for skills and shouldn't be picky!"
I did however touch on the idea of PRECEDENT.

SO. if you're calling me an idealist, thank you.
If you just think that the government should be like an overprotective christian parent and watch and guide our every move, try making choices for yourself for a whole month. No book can tell you what to do, you cannot ask for advice. You will make every decision for yourself.
I suggest you do this on vacation.
My guess is you'll either be addicted to freedom or be frightened by choice. In case one, I'll congradulate you, in case two, I pity you.

-- Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (gzeusmant...), February 15th, 2007. (later)

ok can someone walk me through this killfile/ignore user thing?

-- Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 15th, 2007. (later)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 15th, 2007.

Franklin Bruno not listed as Famous Alumni?! BAH

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), February 15th, 2007 4:29 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

haha "juvenilesolutions.com" indeed

-- urghonomic (gffcnn...), February 15th, 2007 6:36 PM. (gcannon)

do you see where there is a killfiled post? ie you don't see the post, but you do see [deleted post here] or something. a board i was on before had that.

-- lexpretend (lexusjee...), February 15th, 2007 6:36 PM. (lexpretend)

no offense, tom, this is pretty fly to finally see since people have been clamoring for it since forever.

xpost it should display something even more insulting

-- urghonomic (gffcnn...), February 15th, 2007 6:37 PM. (gcannon)

what?

-- coz aja (bge...), February 15th, 2007 6:37 PM. (bundgee)

self x-poster

-- ^@^ (map@map.edu), February 15th, 2007 6:38 PM. (map)

38. simply walk into Mordor
-- Nu-Edward III (ehonaue...), February 15th, 2007 7:16 PM. (edward iii)

-- a_p (a|e...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:33 PM. (a_p) (later) (link)

. . .then bruce springsteen probably wrote a song about it?

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:35 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

-- Matt Cibula (expresso222...), February 16th, 2007 5:34 PM. (Formerly, the Haikunym) (later) (link)

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), February 16th, 2007 7:40 AM. (later)

i stopped looking before i got to the balls.

-- Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 16th, 2007 7:42 AM. (later)

I still can assume exactly what you said, and I'd just like to invite you to go read EVERY OTHER THREAD ON ILX INSTEAD you tool!!

Also: FERAL CHILDREN!!!! :D

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 16th, 2007. (later)

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This thread is devoted to "Flamboyant" by the Pet Shop Boys

To me, this sounds more like Stephin Merritt's pastiches of 80s synthpop than like any of the classic PSB songs I know. I think, however, that I like it more than either anything by Merritt or any classic PSB I know.

-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.

Answers

Classic moment 1:
"It all takes courage
You know it
Just crossing the street
well, it's almost heroic"

-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.

(I will now go to the gym and try to salvage what's left of my masculinity.)

-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.

At the GYM?

-- nabisco (san...), February 17th, 2007.

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yo bruce's paraents left him the keys to the car, let's pick up mary and rosalita and the bros and go cruising for burgers & REDEMPTION
-- mark coleman (writeco...), February 16th, 2007.

[...]

-- resumo impetus (n...), February 16th, 2007.

This must be Sinead O'Connor, right?

it's the VU acetate of celebrity hair.

-- the table is the table (meltingglacier...), February 19th, 2007 4:28 AM. (trees) (link)

have you actually watched the simpsons in the last 9 or 10 years?
-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

'the simpsons are going to north korea!'
-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

Not really. I haven't had a TV set for 5 years, and I'm not sure if they're even showing it here anymore.
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

'the simpsons aren't going to finland!'
-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

Where are those sea lion pics originally from? Are they for real?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (Tuomas) (later)

nah, it's a dude in a sea lion costume.

-- Ms Misery (missmisery7...), February 19th, 2007. (MsMisery) (later)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 19th, 2007.

What about if it's just a brain? In a jar?

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.

-- Moisture G Mess (gzeusmant...), February 19th, 2007 9:06 PM. (The GZeus)

This staff goes to L.

-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 19th, 2007 9:09 PM. (nklshs)

Your tips on accommodation (budget priced), cafes, galleries, sightseeing, oddities, places to take weird and wonderful photos, and generally cool/fun places very gratefully received.

-- Daniel Marcus (danielmarcus6...), December 25th, 2006.

Answers

I hope it worked out for you.

-- PPlains (pleasant.plain...), February 19th, 2007.

"Your Lesbian tips please" spoof thread in 5...4...3...

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.

Followed by "your lesbian tits", obv.

-- ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.

You had to get that one off your chest?

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.

Oh, lez not turn this into a pun thread.

-- ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.

JOKE

nb: set your watch to pre-2002 first.

i find 600 escudos is usually reasonable.

END OF JOKE

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 20th, 2007.

really mature, guys. such saphomoric humor.

-- hm (mi...), February 20th, 2007.

-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 20th, 2007. (nklshs) (later) (link)

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-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)

Little bit of politics.

-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)

little bit of shit west end musical

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)

Little bit of Andrew Lloyd Webber's cum on his chin

-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)

-- temporary enrique (miltonpinsk...), Today. (later)