No Dark Sarcasm in the Classroom. HEY! TEACHER!

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I remember in nighs school me and friend used to constantly chatter during math class, and one time the teacher just shouted at her: "Jenna! Your life is short!" Another time he threw a chalk at me, but missed, and managed to hit the pupil next to me.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr Shackleton: "Look, anyone who doesn't want to learn, just get out".

Followed by every student in the class standing up and heading for the exit.

― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Another teacher used to say, when pupils were getting out of the classroom, "Ladies first... And better people after them." She was woman, so we took that as irony.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:45 (seventeen years ago) link

She was woman,

did you hear her roar?!?

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a high school teacher who got annoyed with our class not paying enough attention and once informed us, "I can only cut off my arms so many times to keep your attention."

More recently (last night!), my physiology prof, upon being asked several questions that were basically, "does this ever happen?" told us that, "it's like I tell my 4 and a half year old, 'everything always happens.'"

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

my favourite was Mr Wilde "I'll throw you out that window, I've done it before you know I'll do it again!"

― Ste (fuzzy), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

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