Right, this thread is for telling folk that the 'proper' ILX is down again, so if you see this above the "ILX is back up" thread it means ILX is back down

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this is boring. i'm bored now.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you should go and visit mickey

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j50/razzyorg/avrilisugly.gif

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we just fast-forward through the whole massive fight and get straight to the bit when Ronan posts a series of messages mocking the whole situation in a vaguely surreal manner?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

you know the difference between a discussion/argument and a fite tho right?

― sede vacante (blueski), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

a fite has css

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't wait until ilx goes back to normal! you know, when people are monstrous assholes spewing vile at each other and nobody shuts down the whole thing because of silly little incidents.

― hm (modestmickey), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hush.cz/img/welcome.jpg

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

A fite has alpacas.

http://www.shutterfreaks.com/albums2/album66/Sammy_Adams.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dickdestiny.com/megafortsmall.JPG

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost, I was just talking about alpacas with tza and hstencil

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.varley.net/Pages/images/Haunted%20Stealth%20Alpacas/alpacas%20-%204.jpg

ADORABLE!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon, I have HACKED YOUR LIFE. Next time you start wanking, remember who's watching.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.totalmedia.com/images/Columbo.jpg

so your intention was to demonstrate the flaw and then point out how to fix it so that nobody else would be able to do it ever again...on the basis that anyone else would be willing to...*puff*...at some point in the future?

― sede vacante (blueski), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

omg ceiling matt is watching you masturbate

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm like 4 years ahead of the spammers.

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pikespeakphoto.com/images/animals/alpaca.jpg

Srsly, which dubious Eastern European gentleman do I have to pay to get one of these?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ masturbation over Columbo.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I am toasting a french toast bagel

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no LOL at masturbation under alpacas, that's just sick.

― cis boom bah (cis), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I am toasting a french toast bagel

I'm amazed. You didn't half finish quickly.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i want one (french toast bagel). just realized i never ate lunch. happy day!

― maunders (maunders), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Mandee! What ever you do, don't eat Jon's.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not bored anymore.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

What is a French toast bagel anyway? I don't think we have them over here in Britishesland.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey guys! What did I miss?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

nudity

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i think its like, a bagel with some sort of eggy-cinnamony crust on the top. sounds good to me! hi matt!

― maunders (maunders), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

What a weird ILX to come home to.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

That's just weird. Over here, French toast is like some kind of manky dried up bread/crispbread hybrid that no one actually likes.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey guys! What did I miss?

alpaca poppage!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

an introduction to alpaca sex

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Presumably this is what will happen:

- ILX to remain down until nu-code has been fully tested (or admins to RISK further hacking by putting them back up too soon)
- nu-ILX then launched
- everything returns to how it was the day before yesterday except we can all sleep soundly safe in the knowledge that it will now be much more difficult for a logged in regular (or otherwise) to hack the server in order to demonstrate a flaw with the existing code
- no 'punishment' on anyone because after all no real harm done eh?

― sede vacante (blueski), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

this came up in google images when i typed in "alpaca sex":

http://www.alpaca-info.com/herdsire%20profiles/lightning%20locks%20mapaca%20web.jpg

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

That alpaca sex site is the greatest thing I have ever seen!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Friends, Romans, Ilxers, lend me your ears! I LOVE HER. I don't know if it was the amyl nitrate or the dulcet tones of Brett Anderson's reggae song (OMG I LOVE!). Or maybe it was the copy of À La Recherche Du Temps Rerdu around her velutinous neck, and as I went to stroke it she made a bleating noise, and I'm sure I heard... jouissance.

ILE, I shall keep you updated.

― Matty Jagger (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

There was an alpaca farm near my aunt and uncle's vacation home in the San Juan Islands near Seattle. My uncle looked dimly upon them and figured the whole setup was a tax dodge.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno -- my dad talks about running a llama farm after he retires. for real!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 11 February 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.indigo.de/img/interpret/small/3685.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Alpacas are apparently more of a strain to care for than llamas. There were guard llamas at the farm across the way from the alpaca place.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

That alpaca sex site is the greatest thing I have ever seen!

This is maybe the scariest thing I've ever read.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post -- Thus:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/186220574_8df5a9f155.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.underhyped.com/images/drudge-and-llama.jpg

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

rip gygaax

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

once again, it's amazing what one can find on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOcAFS4ZwNk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eigP9HZqAJw&mode=related&search=

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=huSa30cM474

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Because you only post on Chicago threads?

Wrong Sarah.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know what's more disturbing, the llama sex of the naked bald dude with an acoustic guitar who's somehow affiliated with the first video.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

hee haw

― remy bean (bean), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the proper onomatopoeia for a coital llama bray?

― remy bean (bean), Sunday, 11 February 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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