ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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no no, I saw the Kosar thing last night, and it was like Adam Schefter going all, "BERNIE KOSAR* has come out today and said he is interested in having the open coaching job at the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI*!" and I was like, "Yeah, me too Bernie but shit ain't gonna happen for me either." WTF is with that dude? Solvin' yr mysteries, coachin' yr teams.

* this is my approximation of how Adam Schefter inappropriately SHOUTS the subjects of his statements.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"BERNIE KOSAR has announced today that he is interested in the 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

KOSAR INVENTS COTTON GIN, TURNS EYE TOWARD PEANUT PRODUCTS

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i need a kosar fathead now more than ever

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fathead.com/fatheadsweb/_Images/sw/products/large/stormtrooper_lg.jpg
^^^ I think that is him.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

KOSAR HAS COME OUT TODAY AND SAID HE IS INTERESTED IN CAPTURING LUKE SKYWALKER

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"BERNIE KOSAR: NO ONE CAN HAVE MY PRECIOUS," AGENT REPORTS

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

''UM people knew that I had been offered the president of the Cleveland Browns job,'' Kosar told the newspaper. ''They knew I wanted to get back into football and asked if I'd be interested in the UM job. At first it was just flattering, but then I thought, 'Yeah, I'd really like to look into it.'''

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

SURE WHAT THE HELL, GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON BESIDES BEING PRESIDENT OF THE BROWNS

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd pay good money for Kosar to record a duet with Jay-Z.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

''Jay-Z knew that I had been offered the president of Def-Jam'' Kosar told the newspaper. ''He knew I wanted to get back into rapping and asked if I'd be interested in a duet. At first it was just flattering, but then I thought, 'Yeah, I'd really like to look into it.'''

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"Paris Hilton knew that I had already been proposed to by Lindsay Lohan," Kosar told the newspaper. "She knew I wanted to get back into being a family man and asked if I'd be interested in procreating with her. At first it was just flattering, but then I thought, 'Yeah, I'd really like to look into it.'"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

someone really needs to do a "BIMBO SUMMIT MEETING" photoshop w/ bernie kosar, joe theismann, and dan marino post-haste.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.britneygroupie.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bimbo-summit.jpg

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Bernie looks like shit!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

well he always did

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I lived in Indy for quite a few years, so I do follow the Colts. Up until a few years back, Tennessee used to own Indy like NE, especially back when Mora was coach. Both teams got good around the same time. I definitely respect Fisher and many of the players off of their good teams, they played tough but were not a bunch of chumps.

The Colts defense is soooo poor. They don't give up the big plays like they were prone to under Mora, but teams complete like 60% of their passes and run rampent over them. They are not getting the turnovers or sacks like they did the past couple of years. That speed and agression is also being used against them as teams will kill them sometimes on trap plays.

― earlnash (earlnash), Friday, 8 December 2006 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Browns vs. Steelers. Damn Time-Warner and the NFL Network. I'll try to listen on radio. One advantage is no Gumbel and Collinsworth.

Bernie's sounding more and more like some shopping bag lady.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Friday, 8 December 2006 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Gumbel/Collinsworth are pretty entertaining, Fake Dirty Vicar.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 8 December 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

how did the Browns wind up with ATL's receivers last night

pathetic.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The Browns are the next Arizona Cardinals, forever doomed.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

is there a more pathetic, useless running back than reuben droughns? just asking.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Droughns is a pretty solid fullback, but I have no idea why people think he can play running back. Next year, though: Adrian Peterson? McFadden?

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, drafting a RB in first round is a must, Droughns is just average at best and can't run outside.

On top of that the Browns need an o-line (LeCharles Bentley looks to be gone for next season as well) and some sort of pass rush.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

they can't defend against the run either and their secondary has one starter remaining. Starting CB Gary Baxter snapped BOTH his patella tendons on the same play. move the team to LA, it's over

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Poor Crennel. :(

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Droughns is a good player if you match him up with a fast scat back type player.

I wonder how that 5-7 back Garrett Wolfe from Northern Illinois will do in the pros. Joe Morris did pretty good for the Giants back in the 80s. I've seen Parcells say that Morris' size was actually a benefit as he would get "lost" behind the linemen and then was a hard target to hit as his center of gravity was so low.

I like the games on the NFL network. At least they are only trying to sell me on watching more football instead of some crap show Fox has the announcers hawking every two downs. Collinsworth is much better at working a game than being one of those guys in a studio. Collinsworth does actually pick up some pretty good game situation obervations. Anything is better than that MNF abomination crew, if you listen to them, you won't even know they are watching a football game.

― earlnash (earlnash), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Benching Droughns this week as he earned 3.83 points = rare good move on my part.

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

hey do you guys know ben utecht? we were buddies in high school!

― grbchv! (gbx), Saturday, 9 December 2006 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

well, he's the colts TE dude now that dallas clark is out. that's about all i know about him.

as i've said a zillion other times, i knew rick proehl (from the st. louis rams) from my high school days.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Saturday, 9 December 2006 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

That game was just sad, sad, sad. O-line problems, receivers that can't catch a cold, and poor pass rushing. They need help everywhere. In the draft I'd go for some o-line or pass rush help first.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"as i've said a zillion other times, i knew rick proehl (from the st. louis rams) from my high school days."

DUDE... how old are you??

― aidsy (aidsy), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"(LeCharles Bentley looks to be gone for next season as well)"

whoa when was this announced?

I didn't really watch the game, but in the one snippet I caught collinsworth was talking up ted washington and how he's ALL THE BROWNS NEED for run defense. i thought that was funny in light of FWP's 9,000 yards or whatever. also lol @ K2's cheapshot.

― aidsy (aidsy), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

That was the worst broadcasting of any game I've ever seen. WHO the FUCK ever got the ridiculous idea that the laid-back Bryant Gumbel would make a good play-by-play man? And when Marshall Faulk was doing the sideline reporting about some stupid shit right at the exact moment that a big 20-yd play happened. I just wanted to shout, "By the way people, there is a football game going on."

And yes, the Browns still suck. How the hell did they beat the Chiefs last week?

Why the hell would the Browns draft a running back when they don't even have an offensive line? I don't care how good a running back you are. If you don't have a line, you're nothing (adieu, Edgerrin James).

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 9 December 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

aidsy: i am 36. proehl graduated 2 years ahead of me.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

CARSON PALMER CORNHOLE CLASSIC

http://www.carsonpalmer9.com/img/cornhole_classic.jpg

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 10 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Titans at Houston. . .that was some great damn football.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Sunday, 10 December 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Congratulations to Come Frye With Me and all their supporters, goodbye playoffs :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

man, the Saints' offense is fun to watch.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

um, wow

also: lol @ Al Michaels reading NFL teams the riot act for game-break pryo

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi. WTF did Reggie Bush just do to space and time?

― Name Not Found (rogermexico), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

John Madden wants to marry Reggie Bush.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

(also, lol at Micheals and Madden going out for steak and potatoes after the game.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:40 (seventeen years ago) link

That jersey comment was funny though.

You got to love the Saints.

― debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Karney, wtf?

On-side kick, WTF?!

Sean Payton, Coach of the Year.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy moly!

― debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, Henderson TD!!! poor Bill Parcells. I can't look at him.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

He's got that constipated look Don Coryell used to have all the time.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, New Orleans has to run an entire quarter off the clock. Who wants to blow shit up worse, Parcells or Al Michaels?

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

This is awkward.

― debito (debito), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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